S14.E5: High Horses and Low Blows

[ZettaK]

The sand settles after Oceanside, but the ladies return home with unresolved feelings; Garcelle enjoys her recently finished beach house; Erika navigates deep-rooted emotions with her therapist; Boz defends Dorit when Sutton delivers some low blows.

First aired on 12/17/2024.

Edited Wednesday at 01:14 AM by ZettaK

[FlyingEgret]

I love Avi - I have a whole Rolodex of Movers...

[Straycat80]

Is Garcelle insinuating that the ‘someone’ having something to do with the Dorito jewelry heist maybe was PK? 
I wish they had shown more of Jennifer and Garcelle’s houses. 

[RealHousewife]

As sad as the Umansky situation is, at least we won't have to deal with brand-new "love bean" clips anymore. Dreadful. 

[WaltersHair]

No one is jealous of Dorit's Ugly Brown Pants™

[SweetieDarling]

🤣🤣 Garcelle telling Avi to "do whatever"

Avi: "Avi, make yourself happy. I will."

🤣🤣

[SweetieDarling]

Erica's therapist couldn't be bothered to shower or wash her hair before appearing on camera?

[Straycat80]

Sutton, give up the sisterhood thing, it’s not working. I did, however, agree with Sutton saying Dorito is mad at her life and taking it out on others. And I never liked Camille but I hate the C-word worse. 

[QQQQ]

Not much happened, but any episode that's 75% Kyle-free gets a 👍 from me.

[RealHousewife]

4 minutes ago, QQQQ said:

Not much happened, but any episode that's 75% Kyle-free gets a 👍 from me.

[RealHousewife]

How is calling a woman the c word humorous? 

[snarts]

Dorit's read was spot on, Camille was definitely trying to get her moment...to show off her new face(lift). Looking a bit pinched, dear.

Love her but Sutton is indeed volatile.

Garcelle alluding to the robbery being a set-up was interesting. Not sure why she'd go there so publicly. Isn't there a police tipline she could call instead? 

Kyle's party theme was so lame. She's such a little lemming. I'd recommend she avoid outfits that accentuate her bowleggedness. 

[lemoncake]

Just when I thought Camille had a moment by calling out Dorito, she had to ruin it by pretending she didn't know who Erika was. Sutton is 1000% right. 

[Marley]

Camille was totally trying to have a moment. She always is. So Dorit cutting it off made me laugh lol.

[WaltersHair]

Kyle used to have the White Parties and I remember she also held some barbecues that were meant to be dress up parties. IT appears she finally gave up and embraced the cowboy theme.

[Shannah Banana]

Boz is losing me.  I try to give the new girl a few episodes to form an opinion, but she is so far up Dorit's butt, I'm finding I don't really care for her.  Plus, in the After Show, that green ruffley headband thing she is wearing is annoying.  A terrible look, so terrible that I can't even take her seriously. 

I didn't really appreciate her piping up in the Sutton/Dorit throw down either.  I wasn't mad at what Sutton said, since it was the truth.  Dorit is mad at the whole world right now, and it's not Sutton's fault that PK is moving on.  Not everyone is going to handle Dorit with kid (CHANEL) gloves while she throws her two year old tantrums. 

 

 

[RealHousewife]

29 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Kyle used to have the White Parties and I remember she also held some barbecues that were meant to be dress up parties. IT appears she finally gave up and embraced the cowboy theme.

I love the look of an all-white party, but I always wondered, what if it's that time of the month? 

The cowboy theme isn't my style, but it is more female-friendly. 

[dbell1]

I’m convinced that Dorit’s plan this year is to yell at everyone so she can avoid discussing her “separation”. And Kyle the loveless bean is going along with it. 

I was hoping to like Boz, but she’s backing the wrong screeching harpy. 

[Cosmocrush]

10 minutes ago, dbell1 said:

I was hoping to like Boz, but she’s backing the wrong screeching harpy. 

In fairness, Dorit has been monopolizing Boz with her non-stop yapping.   

Even good friend Jennifer Tilly admitted volatile was an accurate description of Sutton. 

And really, who made Sutton the director of the group rules?  Shut-up Sutton, there is no sisterhood in this group. 

[dbell1]

I feel like this season will be known as “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Rants”. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

🎶 “Bye, Mama. I love you!”🎵 sang no ten-year-old boy not on TV ever.

[dmeets]

Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting… the real Dorit Kemsley. The woman who supports other women by throwing out the C word like it’s “the.”

Boz’s role this season is to be Dorit’s ride or die since Erika insists on playing both sides. Disappointing.

[twilightzone]

Come on, the highlight of this episode has to be the debut of new HW diva, aka Jennifer Tilly's permanent houseguest - Queen Tiffany.  She's a real doll😄❤️💯

Edited Wednesday at 03:36 PM by twilightzone

[funnygirl]

5 episodes in and I'm over Dorit. She's going way too hard and, to me, it's coming off highly performative. I think she's taken a page out of the Lisa Rinna book of being an "elevated" version of herself and is building a storyline to ensure she keeps her diamond. She needs the money. And sorry not sorry, but I agree with Garcelle that the robbery was an insurance scam. Maaaaaaaaybe Dorit wasn't in on it, but nothing about it/the story ever sat right. 

And I also don't buy that her and Kyle are that much on the outs. Kyle will use anything to deflect from her personal life (her sexual awakening and new relationship). 

Sutton driving the Haul was pretty great. And Jennifer Tilly is a delight! 2 houses, one for fun and hosting parties - that's pretty genius! The Simpsons money has done her good. 

Garcelle's beach house is really cute. 

Edited Wednesday at 05:25 AM by funnygirl

[hoodooznoodooz]

SMEG is a terrible name for a tea kettle company.

For any kind of company, really.

 

 

ETA: The only reason I am even familiar with the word “smegma” is because when I was in eighth grade, on the school bus, the troublemakers used to toss that word around constantly. 

Edited Wednesday at 12:33 PM by hoodooznoodooz

[dancingdreamer]

I just love Jennifer  Tilly, she's  living  her best life. I'll check  out that ghost  for her..

Aww Kyle, and a mini pony, very much like  LVP's mini ponies. How many times have we seen Kyle on a mechanical  bull, too many.!

I know Dorit is angry, but is she going  to scream her way through  this season, I've had enough  already, I'm just so glad she's over her PTSD, and can go out in a crowd ( eye roll) .  Garcelle  bringing  up the robbery,  it never sat well with me either, nothing  about it did, and I feel strange  for feeling  this way. 

Garcelles beach house was beautifully  decorated,  very much my taste.

Is Boz on the show to protect  and defend  Dorit? I do like her though. I'd like to see more of her, without   Dorit around.

Camille has never  liked Dorit, but Dorit  had no need to call her the c word, so many other  words she could of used.

[bravofan27]

1 hour ago, Cosmocrush said:

And really, who made Sutton the director of the group rules?  Shut-up Sutton, there is no sisterhood in this group. 

Sutton is passively communicating to Kyle to not talk about her behind her back and instructing the other ladies to instruct Kyle to bring their issues to Sutton if relevant.

Since P. Diddy is the one that started the White Party craze, it makes sense Kyle would pivot themes. Probably many people who held white parties, aren't.

 

[dmeets]

4 minutes ago, dancingdreamer said:

Camille has never  liked Dorit, but Dorit  had no need to call her the c word, so many other  words she could have used.

Maybe I’m forgetting something, but i thought Dorit calling her the c word at that dinner was what started Camille’s grudge. It was Camille’s birthday and the first time she was introducing her husband? Fiancé? to the group. And out of the blue a shit faced Dorit just blurted out “stupid c”. And like always, she doubled down tonight. Like Garcelle said, Dorit in fact doesn’t apologize or own up to her bad behavior. It’s all justified in her mind.

[hoodooznoodooz]

Is that a real eucalyptus tree?

It’s an olive tree. But it’s faux.

 

 

[Chalby]

4 hours ago, WaltersHair said:

No one is jealous of Dorit's Ugly Brown Pants™

They did make her butt look great, though.

[hoodooznoodooz]

So cute. Sutton’s Georgia Peach patch on a Sutton boutique shirt.

 

 

[Chalby]

15 hours ago, dmeets said:

Maybe I’m forgetting something, but i thought Dorit calling her the c word at that dinner was what started Camille’s grudge. It was Camille’s birthday and the first time she was introducing her husband? Fiancé? to the group. And out of the blue a shit faced Dorit just blurted out “stupid c”.

I remember that scene and feeling so embarrassed for Dorit because she didn't read the room before trying to be outrageously shocking. It started with risqué talk, but the "stupid see u next Tuesday, didn't land at all.

Although Dorit's bad acting annoys me, everything she said to Camille was true. Clearly Camille could only hang her "relevance" cap on something resolved years ago. There, there, Camille got her moment.

Edited Wednesday at 09:29 PM by Chalby

[RealHousewife]

1 hour ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

🎶 “Bye, Mama. I love you!”🎵 sang no ten-year-old boy not on TV ever.

I just wonder if he still thinks Erika is a bad guy. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Love that Sutton and Garcelle have the same yellow Birkin.

[Chalby]

1 hour ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

🎶 “Bye, Mama. I love you!”🎵 sang no ten-year-old boy not on TV ever.

I really do believe her kids are that close to her. She's always spoken to them in that way, and vice versa. I love it when sons express their love before their vulnerable side gets shut down.

1 hour ago, funnygirl said:

Sutton driving the Haul was pretty great. And Jennifer Tilly is a delight! 2 houses, one for fun and hosting parties - that's pretty genius! The Simpsons money has done her good. 

I do admit my teeth clenched when she said her ex was responsible for the Simpsons. I've always been a fan of Matt G's from when he was a newspaper cartoonist, yet Jennifer acted as though Matt wasn't responsible for this cultural creation. 

[ZettaK]

5 hours ago, Straycat80 said:

Sutton, give up the sisterhood thing, it’s not working. I did, however, agree with Sutton saying Dorito is mad at her life and taking it out on others. And I never liked Camille but I hate the C-word worse. 

That's what we are saying since the first episode aired. Dorit is angry that PK asked for the separation, and she is taking it out on others.

[hoodooznoodooz]

I unapologetically spent a PG&E burn victim’s settlement on latex and lube.
Where’s my pizza party?

 

 

 

 

 

Edited Wednesday at 06:57 PM by hoodooznoodooz

[dmeets]

Maybe Erika can befriend Britani from RHSLC and the two of them can throw each other “what about meeeee?” parties. 

I did chuckle at the therapist basically saying “if you were an unapologetic asshole to everyone from friends to widows and orphans, why would anyone throw you a pizza party?”

Edited Wednesday at 07:13 AM by dmeets

[dancingdreamer]

1 hour ago, dmeets said:

Maybe I’m forgetting something, but i thought Dorit calling her the c word at that dinner was what started Camille’s grudge. It was Camille’s birthday and the first time she was introducing her husband? Fiancé? to the group. And out of the blue a shit faced Dorit just blurted out “stupid c”. And like always, she doubled down tonight. Like Garcelle said, Dorit in fact doesn’t apologize or own up to her bad behavior. It’s all justified in her mind.

I'd  forgotten  that. It was pretty horrible  seeing drunk Dorit say that to Camille and. PK telling  her to cool it. You're  right, thank you.

[hoodooznoodooz]

Dorit’s Gucci zipper that Erika admires looks like she’s wearing a G-string over her jeans.

Edited Thursday at 06:31 AM by hoodooznoodooz

[hoodooznoodooz]

I loved that blue thing Jennifer Tilly was posing in, in one of the photos. 
 

 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Kristen Taekman had a Denim & Diamonds party on RHoNY. There was a tattoo artist at Brittany’s County Fair party for Janet on “The Valley.”
 

Kyle has already copied everything she can from LVP, I guess.

[lemoncake]

7 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

🎶 “Bye, Mama. I love you!”🎵 sang no ten-year-old boy not on TV ever.

Doesn't every child ask which designer collection their sunglasses are from? I wonder if Dorito set that up to get some kind of payment for mentioning the brand. 

It took me a while to realize that was Erika's therapist. The way she was talking about decorating i thought she another of many endless decorators. 

I have read that Dorit and PK were broke. But he has his own bachelor pad and is tooling around in a sports car. Part of me thinks they created the separation storyline to keep Dorit front and center and keep those RH dollars rolling in. Otherwise what are they doing for money?

Edited Wednesday at 12:29 PM by lemoncake

[hoodooznoodooz]

8 minutes ago, lemoncake said:

Doesn't every child ask which designer collection their mother’s sunglasses are from? I wonder if Dorito set that up to get some kind of payment for mentioning the brand. 

Soooooooo staged!!!!! And YES; your theory most certainly is spot on.
 

So Dorit’s legacy will be how she incessantly needs to let everyone know which bougie designer or vintage item she wears (not to be confused with “owns”).

[Mr. Miner]

7 hours ago, dancingdreamer said:

Is Boz on the show to protect  and defend  Dorit? I do like her though. I'd like to see more of her, without   Dorit around.

I'd like to see more of RHOBH without Dorit around.

[hoodooznoodooz]

9 hours ago, Shannah Banana said:

Boz is losing me. I try to give the new girl a few episodes to form an opinion, but she is so far up Dorit's butt, I'm finding I don't really care for her. Plus, in the After Show, that green ruffly headband thing she is wearing is annoying. A terrible look, so terrible that I can't even take her seriously. 

I didn't really appreciate her piping up in the Sutton/Dorit throw-down either. I wasn't mad at what Sutton said, since it was the truth. Dorit is mad at the whole world right now, and it's not Sutton's fault that PK is moving on. Not everyone is going to handle Dorit with kid (CHANEL) gloves while she throws her two-year-old tantrums. 

I will sit next to you here. I will share my popcorn, too.

Boz constantly dresses and accessorizes for The Red Carpet. But in kind of a 1980s, “Dynasty/Falcon Crest/Dallas” way. 

Boz seems intelligent AND street smart. I don’t understand why she seems so protective of Dorit. 
 

Kid NELCHA gloves, I think you meant. Because Dorit most likely dresses herself in front of a perfectly-lit full-length mirror. 

[Baltimore Betty]

14 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Boz constantly dresses and accessorizes for The Red Carpet. But in kind of a 1980s, “Dynasty/Falcon Crest/Dallas” way. 

YES!

She always seems to be wearing something with huge ruffles and way too fussy, like nothing that fits behind the steering wheel of a normal size car.

[Baltimore Betty]

8 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

SMEG is a terrible name for a tea kettle company.

I covet their refrigerators.

SMEG products are expensive, they partnered with Dolce & Gabanna with the prettiest prints.

Did anyone else clock Sutton when Jennifer T. was talking about her things, Sutton totally rolled her eyes.  I do wish Jennifer would film in her main house, I'd love to see how that one is decorated.  Her jewelry is drool worthy, so old Hollywood, that Simpson's money is good money!

So Dorit will just be yelling at everyone this season?

 

[Keywestclubkid]

cause im old now and fall asleep at 8pm for some God awful reason lately i am just now starting this

 

First thought I Love Jennifer Tilly is so loaded she has like 5 houses .. one she doesn't use at all cause of a ghost and ONE just to throw parties

 

 

Girl is loaded

[Keywestclubkid]

Pk hasnt talked to Dorit in 2 weeks? so shes saying hes a dead beat dad then who doesn't care about his kids?

 

I am 100% that he hasnt just said FU to the kids im sorry

 

i call bullshit on this .. there is no way hes not asking about his kids