Frozendiva March 28, 2023 Author Share March 28, 2023 Why does Stacey need a bachelorette party? 2 1 1 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 An American bachelorette party! Is that shrimp Alfredo I smell? 6 Link to comment
MagicEyes March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: And how they sounded! Like a couple of eight year olds who were dragged out to perform for their aunties at a family party. They should never sing without autotune. 3 1 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: And how they sounded! Like a couple of eight year olds who were dragged out to perform for their aunties at a family party. Sing out, Louise! 1 3 1 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 This is why I love Darcey. No shame in her corn game. 😂 3 Link to comment
MagicEyes March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Zach has a good photographer, because he does not look that good in person. 2 1 2 2 Link to comment
Frozendiva March 28, 2023 Author Share March 28, 2023 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: An American bachelorette party! Is that shrimp Alfredo I smell? Male strippers. 1 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Frozendiva said: Why does Stacey need a bachelorette party? A question for the ages. Darcey: He has that look that I love. Young, studly, sweaty, unwashed, sleazy. 2 10 Link to comment
CainF March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 And I thought Jazz Jennings' events were lackluster, but Darcey and Stacey have bumped JJ up ever so slightly on the TLC Leader Board of Dullest Event Ever. Way to go D&S! 1 2 2 Link to comment
judylo March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 It has just occurred to me (as I’m really into makeup these days) that as horrendously overdone they look on the screen, they must look ten times worse up close in real life. 1 3 1 2 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 “Zach is a great guy that Central Casting God sent to me.” 7 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 1 minute ago, MagicEyes said: They should never sing without autotune. Fixed that for you. 2 6 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: A question for the ages. Darcey: He has that look that I love. Young, studly, sweaty, unwashed, sleazy. Don’t forget Eurotrash. 5 4 1 Link to comment
charmed1 March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 His job is “like works with kids and stuff on like some anti-bullying stuff.” That’s good enough for Darcey. 1 6 Link to comment
Shelbie March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Just now, charmed1 said: His job is “like works with kids and stuff on like some anti-bullying stuff.” That’s good enough for Darcey. Breathing is good enough for Darcey. 2 5 2 Link to comment
OneGuy March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Just now, charmed1 said: His job is “like works with kids and stuff on like some anti-bullying stuff.” That’s good enough for Darcey. She's always been attracted to the humanitarian type. 1 9 1 Link to comment
Frozendiva March 28, 2023 Author Share March 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: “Zach is a great guy that Central Casting God sent to me.” I am single and have no prospects. 1 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 1 minute ago, judylo said: It has just occurred to me (as I’m really into makeup these days) that as horrendously overdone they look on the screen, they must look ten times worse up close in real life. Just imagine walking down the street and seeing those two bearing down on you, with their huge fake boobs, swollen lips, giraffe eyelashes, and the too short, too tight, too shiny outfits! I'd be transfixed with horror. 1 minute ago, Shelbie said: Breathing is good enough for Darcey. Breathing and with functioning genitalia. 3 7 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Just now, Frozendiva said: I am single and have no prospects. I wouldn’t know a prospect if one came up and bit me in the ass. And I’m okay with that. 3 3 1 Link to comment
OneGuy March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Yeah, I've said before that seeing them in real life would be dumbfounding. 1 1 3 Link to comment
Shelbie March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Just imagine walking down the street and seeing those two bearing down on you, with their huge fake boobs, swollen lips, giraffe eyelashes, and the too short, too tight, too shiny outfits! I'd be transfixed with horror. But they would interpret your look as either lust, jealousy or admiration. 9 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said: I am single and have no prospects. Because you have standards. Maybe you need to find a friend like Parrot Boy. He'd have your back. 2 1 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Zach unleashes the anaconda in 3….2…..1 2 6 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 His hair is silky? Girl needs to get her eyes checked. 2 1 4 Link to comment
MagicEyes March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 They just ran through a downpour, but neither one of them looks wet. 3 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Darcey is like “ thank God… booze” 2 4 Link to comment
OneGuy March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 That rain would demolish Darcey's facade. 1 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Darcey proceeds to get drunk and starts crying into her cocktail. 1 1 5 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Just now, sainte-chapelle said: Darcey is like “ thank God… booze” DEAD 3 Link to comment
JeanJean March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 12 minutes ago, Frozendiva said: The poor customers have to also listen to singing? I'm thinking they were paid to be at the "Big Launch," all 20 of them. I used to like Darcey and sometimes still do. But I think that's disappearing in proportion to the amount of plastic surgery. 2 1 1 Link to comment
CainF March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 I guess thinning hair and the unkempt look are in these days...why didn't anyone tell me? 8 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Just now, OneGuy said: She accidentally calls this guy Cicero. Or Jesse. Or Tom. Or Georgi. Or Florian. 8 Link to comment
judylo March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Ugh, this guy is not what I’d call hot. But I’m single without prospects too! 8 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 “My whole body is pulsating.” Anyone willing to try to work that into a conversation this week? 7 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Oh my sweet summer child Darcey is nothing but bullshit 5 1 Link to comment
MagicEyes March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 I was not expecting that! The C-word! 1 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Is this guy Jesse 2.0? And is he working on himself? 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: “My whole body is pulsating.” Anyone willing to try to work that into a conversation this week? I was cooking all day yesterday and believe me my whole body was pulsating after several hours in the kitchen. WITH PAIN. 1 1 1 1 3 1 Link to comment
Frozendiva March 28, 2023 Author Share March 28, 2023 Is he recovering from some nasty STD? 1 3 3 1 Link to comment
judylo March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 Celibate for a few months? And then he releases? Oh my … 3 1 1 Link to comment
MagicEyes March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: “My whole body is pulsating.” Anyone willing to try to work that into a conversation this week? I would, but I don’t want to get in trouble at work! 1 4 Link to comment
OneGuy March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 I knew this guy would understand the historic spiritual giants of human history. You can tell just by looking at him. 1 1 7 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 3 minutes ago, OneGuy said: That rain would demolish Darcey's facade. She’d melt like the wicked witch 2 2 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 It might be better than sex for you, Zach, but believe me, Darcey doesn't give a fuck about your mind. She wants the D, and plenty of it, thank you. 4 2 1 Link to comment
charmed1 March 28, 2023 Share March 28, 2023 This guy is such a bullshit artist. I know he’s probably ruined more than one woman’s credit. 1 1 1 4 3 1 Link to comment
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