Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Frozendiva]

Why does Stacey need a bachelorette party?

[Pepper Mostly]

An American bachelorette party! Is that shrimp Alfredo I smell?

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And how they sounded! Like a couple of eight year olds who were dragged out to perform for their aunties at a family party. 

They should never sing without autotune.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And how they sounded! Like a couple of eight year olds who were dragged out to perform for their aunties at a family party. 

Sing out, Louise!

[Hotel Snarker]

This is why I love Darcey. No shame in her corn game. 😂

[MagicEyes]

Zach has a good photographer, because he does not look that good in person.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

An American bachelorette party! Is that shrimp Alfredo I smell?

Male strippers.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Why does Stacey need a bachelorette party?

A question for the ages. 

Darcey: He has that look that I love. Young, studly, sweaty, unwashed, sleazy. 

[CainF]

And I thought Jazz Jennings' events were lackluster, but Darcey and Stacey have bumped JJ up ever so slightly on the TLC Leader Board of Dullest Event Ever. Way to go D&S!

 

 

[judylo]

It has just occurred to me (as I’m really into makeup these days) that as horrendously overdone they look on the screen, they must look ten times worse up close in real life.

[Auntie Anxiety]

“Zach is a great guy that Central Casting God sent to me.”

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

They should never sing without autotune.

Fixed that for you.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

A question for the ages. 

Darcey: He has that look that I love. Young, studly, sweaty, unwashed, sleazy. 

Don’t forget Eurotrash.

[charmed1]

His job is “like works with kids and stuff on like some anti-bullying stuff.” That’s good enough for Darcey.

[Shelbie]

Just now, charmed1 said:

His job is “like works with kids and stuff on like some anti-bullying stuff.” That’s good enough for Darcey.

Breathing is good enough for Darcey.

[OneGuy]

Just now, charmed1 said:

His job is “like works with kids and stuff on like some anti-bullying stuff.” That’s good enough for Darcey.

She's always been attracted to the humanitarian type.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

“Zach is a great guy that Central Casting God sent to me.”

I am single and have no prospects.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

It has just occurred to me (as I’m really into makeup these days) that as horrendously overdone they look on the screen, they must look ten times worse up close in real life.

Just imagine walking down the street and seeing those two bearing down on you, with their huge fake boobs, swollen lips, giraffe eyelashes, and the too short, too tight, too shiny outfits! I'd be transfixed with horror.

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

Breathing is good enough for Darcey.

Breathing and with functioning genitalia. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I am single and have no prospects.

I wouldn’t know a prospect if one came up and bit me in the ass. And I’m okay with that.

[OneGuy]

Yeah, I've said before that seeing them in real life would be dumbfounding.

[Shelbie]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Just imagine walking down the street and seeing those two bearing down on you, with their huge fake boobs, swollen lips, giraffe eyelashes, and the too short, too tight, too shiny outfits! I'd be transfixed with horror.

But they would interpret your look as either lust, jealousy or admiration.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I am single and have no prospects.

Because you have standards. Maybe you need to find a friend like Parrot Boy. He'd have your back. 

[OneGuy]

Wet-water rafted?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Zach unleashes the anaconda in 3….2…..1

[charmed1]

Kneel before Zod.

[Pepper Mostly]

His hair is silky? Girl needs to get her eyes checked. 

[MagicEyes]

They just ran through a downpour, but neither one of them looks wet.

[sainte-chapelle]

Darcey is like “ thank God…

booze”

[OneGuy]

That rain would demolish Darcey's facade.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey proceeds to get drunk and starts crying into her cocktail.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Darcey is like “ thank God…

booze”

DEAD

[OneGuy]

She accidentally calls this guy Cicero.

[JeanJean]

12 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

The poor customers have to also listen to singing?

I'm thinking they were paid to be at the "Big Launch," all 20 of them.

I used to like Darcey and sometimes still do. But I think that's disappearing in proportion to the amount of plastic surgery. 

[CainF]

I guess thinning hair and the unkempt look are in these days...why didn't anyone tell me?

 

 

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

She accidentally calls this guy Cicero.

Or Jesse. Or Tom. Or Georgi.

Or Florian.

[judylo]

Ugh, this guy is not what I’d call hot. But I’m single without prospects too!

[Auntie Anxiety]

“My whole body is pulsating.” Anyone willing to try to work that into a conversation this week?

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh my sweet summer child Darcey is nothing but bullshit

[MagicEyes]

I was not expecting that! The C-word!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is this guy Jesse 2.0? And is he working on himself?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

“My whole body is pulsating.” Anyone willing to try to work that into a conversation this week?

I was cooking all day yesterday and believe me my whole body was pulsating after several hours in the kitchen. WITH PAIN. 

[Frozendiva]

Is he recovering from some nasty STD?

[judylo]

Celibate for a few months? And then he releases? Oh my …

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

“My whole body is pulsating.” Anyone willing to try to work that into a conversation this week?

I would, but I don’t want to get in trouble at work!

[OneGuy]

I knew this guy would understand the historic spiritual giants of human history.  You can tell just by looking at him.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

That rain would demolish Darcey's facade.

She’d melt like the wicked witch 

[MagicEyes]

She has awakened the anaconda.

[Hotel Snarker]

Not a crotch shot.

[Pepper Mostly]

It might be better than sex for you, Zach, but believe me, Darcey doesn't give a fuck about your mind. She wants the D, and plenty of it, thank you.

[charmed1]

This guy is such a bullshit artist. I know he’s probably ruined more than one woman’s credit.