Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I’m sorry what exactly does Smurf do again?

I believe he is a professional hanger on. 

Is he wearing a bullet proof vest? In Barbie pink? That's it, I'm dead.

[Hotel Snarker]

Girl, Darcey, what legacy? No one knew who you were before 90 Day, and you’re only known for your desperate shenanigans. Please, your line never went to stores.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I feel like I’ve seen the angel wing design on clothing that was not House of Eleven brand. Like years ago.

[judylo]

OMG what stylish customers!

[Auntie Anxiety]

As if Florian can pressure Stacey into doing anything. Yeah, okay Billy.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Is he wearing a bullet proof vest? In Barbie pink? That's it, I'm dead.

Does he ever look at himself in a mirror? He looks ridiculous.

[Pepper Mostly]

What business does Parrot Boy have getting all up in Florian's business? 

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I do sometimes. Some corks are tough and I have small hands.

I run away..I was hit in the face once with the cork so now I get hubby to do it lol

[Auntie Anxiety]

Billy was wearing his best bib and tucker.

[Shelbie]

Go Florian. Michael has no business talking about the business.

[MagicEyes]

Zach didn’t look so greasy in the photos. 🤨

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Go Florian. Michael has no business talking about the business.

If he is compelled to talk to someone he should talk to Stacey, she's the one who made the decision. 

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

If he is compelled to talk to someone he should talk to Stacey, she's the one who made the decision. 

Maybe the script did say talk to Stacey and he just mixed them up?

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

OMG what stylish customers!

Is that a pink flotation device?

I think the people buying House of 11 merchandise just wanted to be on TV.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Is that a pink flotation device?

I think the people buying House of 11 merchandise just wanted to be on TV.

Or they got free food and a good discount.

[charmed1]

Don’t you dare compare this man to chihuahuas Florian. Chihuahuas are hard working little monsters. 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I think the people buying House of 11 merchandise just wanted to be on TV.

They probably paid random people in the mall $5 to come in and pretend to buy ugly hoodies with angel wings.

[sainte-chapelle]

Yea not cool Darcey. I found out from a mutal friend that my husbands best man was talking massive shit about me behind my back. This was 10 years ago and unless hubby addresses it that fucker isn’t coming to my home for dinner….hubby recently invited him and I told him to either address it or meet him elsewhere…yea I’m petty like that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why would anyone want to pay good money for this leisure wear or whatever the hell it’s called? It’s such junk.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

They probably paid random people in the mall $5 to come in and pretend to buy ugly hoodies with angel wings.

Exactly. Those "customers" were shopping at Foot Locker and H&M an hour ago.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What business does Parrot Boy have getting all up in Florian's business? 

His role? The shit stirrer.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well. I guess Parrot Boy told him. Hahahahaha

[Auntie Anxiety]

I thought the parrot’s name was Billy. Doesn’t he look like his name should be Billy?

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

They probably paid random people in the mall $5 to come in and pretend to buy ugly hoodies with angel wings.

There has to be a “Meet Darcey and Stacey from TLC” sign just off camera. I’m sure TLC is sending people into the store like on Jersey Shore back in the day.

[MagicEyes]

Oh no! They’re doing The Song! 

[Frozendiva]

The poor customers have to also listen to singing?

[charmed1]

Oh no! They’re going to sing? Why wasn’t I told?

[OneGuy]

If anyone was "selling" me stuff like Darcey is, I would just walk out.

[Pepper Mostly]

Parrot Boy is a rare genius at DJ-ing, isn't he? Weddings and bar mitzvahs a specialty.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

The poor customers have to also listen to singing?

“Singing”

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cover your ears.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Oh no! They’re doing The Song! 

DIVE! DIVE!

[Hotel Snarker]

TLC needs to apology me for making me wait a whole week just for an anticlimactic reaction from Father Isabel 🤦🏼‍♀️ 

[MagicEyes]

It’s so much worse live! Why didn’t they get a vocal coach?

[judylo]

I have no words for this musical interlude.

[Pepper Mostly]

The looks on the faces of the "customers"! My god I am DEAD.

[sainte-chapelle]

What is 80s hell is on the back of his vest…this is all cringe 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is worse than terrible. Cringe doesn’t describe it.

[sainte-chapelle]

Lollll at the older woman just wandering into the shot looking lost…I am dead

[Hotel Snarker]

DYING AT THE FACES. DYING OF CRINGE.

[OneGuy]

This is just beyond ridiculous at this point.

[charmed1]

The mom taking a shopping break with her kids on the sofa. 😂

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Lollll at the older woman just wandering into the shot looking lost…I am dead

I was SCREAMING! This woman must be found and roses thrown at her feet. 

[MagicEyes]

I’m going to have to watch this again to catch all the nuances I missed the first time.

[JeanJean]

It's not all about confidence, Darcy. Talent and craft are much more important.

It's kind of scary that they don't realize they don't look human anymore. And sad. Although that may be part of body dysmorphic disorder.

Edited March 28, 2023 by JeanJean

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why would you soak your feet in that position? I think I’m in the weeds here.

[OneGuy]

Just now, JeanJean said:

It's not all about confidence, Darcy. Talent and craft are much more important.

They have no real confidence, talent, or any craftiness.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I’m going to have to watch this again to catch all the nuances I missed the first time.

Same. This was just so fabulously cringe.

[MagicEyes]

Here we go! Bachelorette Party!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I’m going to have to watch this again to catch all the nuances I missed the first time.

And how they sounded! Like a couple of eight year olds who were dragged out to perform for their aunties at a family party.