Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Auntie Anxiety]

Have a good week, kids. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright y’all, I was drunk as hell, time to reorient myself back to working! See y'all next time for more wholesome fun with the bloated platypus sisters! Also, I will hopefully find you lurking somewhere in that corner…

For the Superb Owl, I will be Team Commercials! 🏈 Peace out. ✌️ 

[Pepper Mostly]

'Night all! See you round the forum. See some of you Wednesday I hope! Have a great week! I love you all, MWAH!

[BAForever]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve been watching The English on Prime. Two thumbs up.

Such a great show. The scenery, the chemistry between the leads. Loved it!

[Fable]

1 hour ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Please know that TLC will come on Primetimer one day looking for ideas for their new show, and next thing you know we’ll have Tom and Ed’s Laugh-In Manor, which is basically MILF Manor but it’s multiple women of all ages fucking either Ed or Tom in the same room.

I just love you!  Sometimes you say the damnedest things.  

[JeanJean]

4 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Michael needs to stay in his lane.

How come Florian can't call Michael "Mike" but Michael can call Florian "Flo"?

[JeanJean]

3 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

 

3 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They should get a show. Florian, Georgi, Jesse and Tom get a place together and sit around drinking tea and talking about their feelings. 

No, please, God, don't give Jesse any more exposure. Or Ed.

[magemaud]

Their puffy shiny lips really look like blow up dolls. 

[Texasmom1970]

16 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

House of Eleven….understated elegance

Totally if you compare them to what Liberace used to wear!

[Hotel Snarker]

19 hours ago, Fable said:

I just love you!  Sometimes you say the damnedest things.  

Believe me: I was as high as David Lee Roth was in “Jump.”

[Hotel Snarker]

Y’all ready to get embarrassed by some pain-in-the-butt extreme sisters?

[Frozendiva]

The snark fast is over.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is everyone wearing an appropriate female empowerment outfit? You know, tits falling out, slit going all the way up to Munchkin Land?

[Frozendiva]

Blue sweats and a leopard print top.

[Hotel Snarker]

Been a rocky but fine Monday today, gonna end it BIG!

[Frozendiva]

Why the expense of another wedding?

[judylo]

I hate the way Stacey talks, those staccato bursts. Worse than Darcey.

[Frozendiva]

Stacey, no guarantee that Florian is your soulmate. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Florian looks sketchier than usual.

[Shelbie]

Florian doesn’t look concerned but bored out his skull .

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh, that poor coconut seller, having to witness that.

 

[Frozendiva]

Darcey, being single is a tough time?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Being bullied because of your appearance is a little different than being pissed because you can’t keep a guy, Darcey.

Those duck platypus lips gross me out.

Edited February 14, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[judylo]

Florian is very werewolf-looking tonight.

[Hotel Snarker]

STOP. PUTTING. LUGGAGE. ON. THE. BED.

[Frozendiva]

Dad bought a bigger mansion.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cue Neil Sedaka: 🎶Tra lala lala lalalala Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen.

[Shelbie]

Well this is a fun lunch.

[Eldemarge]

I'm 46 and single but I'm not "dancing in an empty bar" Single.  Am I doing it wrong?

[Hotel Snarker]

What kinda person leaves kids behind to move to Miami?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

What kinda person leaves kids behind to move to Miami?!

Desperate ones.

[Frozendiva]

Ones who maybe want to let the kids finish the school year?

[Hotel Snarker]

What a fun birthday dinner.

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Desperate ones.

Poor kids.

[Shelbie]

Ones whose kids need a break from their mother’s craziness and chaos.

[Auntie Anxiety]

But Darcey loves her daughters more than anything!!

[OneGuy]

Forgot all about this show tonight.

[Frozendiva]

Wonder how long they wear their false lashes.

[OneGuy]

Just in time to see the long awaited reconciliation.

[Frozendiva]

That cake looks sad.

[Auntie Anxiety]

AirBnB? The sparse, non-descript furnishings give it away.

[Shelbie]

I wonder if TLC paid for the balloons but Darcey had to pay for the cake.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey, Step #1 is to get new friends.

[Frozendiva]

I would die of embarrassment if I had to do that bar happy dance.

[Auntie Anxiety]

“I think she looks great!” she said, in a drunken stupor.

[judylo]

So we learned that Georgi is big.

[Hotel Snarker]

I can imagine the GIFs @Trackdawg would be picking for the hilarious failings of the Silvas. Or imagine @emergency ring’s D&S name…

Silvas aside, did anyone care for the Super Bowl yesterday? The ads? What did y’all think of Rihanna’s halftime show? What has been your favorite halftime show, past or present?

[Frozendiva]

Darcey can’t just go for coffee and leave her daughter at the salon?

[Auntie Anxiety]

That coral dress is an eyesore.

[Hotel Snarker]

I desperately hope Aniko doesn't end up like her mother. Hopefully college will lead her into a better direction.

[Frozendiva]

Prom is bittersweet. You may very well be seeing your classmates for the last time.