Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Pepper Mostly]

Here comes Darcey, she can't even keep her balance getting up off the couch. 

[OneGuy]

Darcey and balance are mutually exclusive in every meaning of the word.

[Frozendiva]

Arizona is far far away.

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Just fill in the blanks. 

"I'm standing in my power"

"This was supposed to be a bonding moment"

"House of Eleven" 

"My dream wedding" 

Don’t forget “Snatched”.

[sainte-chapelle]

I though she missed prom due to COVID?

[charmed1]

I think Darcey’s dentist just gave her one big tooth and drew little lines on it.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I feel very uncomfortable right now. You’re telling me I have to wait 13 long days — THIRTEEN — to finally see OHSAAAAAAAMMMMAAAAAHHH?

Dear lord, I just for the first time got a gander at his mug. (I'm usually typing and laughing while I watch, I don't see the screen much). That gangly, snaggle toothed rube is the heartbreaker? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Hotel Snarker]

Aniko & Aspen know what "Bless her heart" means.

[sainte-chapelle]

I know Darcey overshares but when she talks to her daughters about sex she never shames them, she mentions often that they should protect themselves etc. I do like that about her. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Florian looks like a homeless crack addict.

[charmed1]

It’s called a hymen, Darcey. Yikes.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Arizona is far far away.

Its near California! That's VERY far. 

Darcey's face is actually alarming. Especially when she tries to wrench her features into some kind of expression.

"Wait for Mommy!" She talks to those girls like they're either five years old or another middle aged hagged out bitter divorcee like herself.  
 

[OneGuy]

It always seems like it's asking a lot for Florian to simply inhale and exhale.  He can't be bothered.

[Hotel Snarker]

Their flashback photos look like entirely different people.

[Eldemarge]

Someone bronzed up the troll's forehead but missed the rest of his face.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael needs to stay in his lane.

[sainte-chapelle]

Why are they having this conversation in a store and not over drinks or something 😂 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

It always seems like it's asking a lot for Florian to simply inhale and exhale.  He can't be bothered.

He might have to make an effort, since he's one of the undead. I mean, do they breathe like normal people? 

Parrot Boy has finished me with his "we're going to talk man to man", as he sports his bright blue hair and shocking pink teething necklace. 

[Frozendiva]

What sorts of skills does Florian have?

[charmed1]

You just know this guy has been auditioning for The Real World for like the last 30 years. He probably lost out to Teck.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

What sorts of skills does Florian have?

Lethargy.

[Hotel Snarker]

Dude needs to straighten up his leaning tower of smurf hair.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

What sorts of skills does Florian have?

Lycanthropy?

[sainte-chapelle]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Dear lord, I just for the first time got a gander at his mug. (I'm usually typing and laughing while I watch, I don't see the screen much). That gangly, snaggle toothed rube is the heartbreaker? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is why he is fleecing a Southern Belle from the Casablanca era and not some young thang

Edited February 7, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

You just know this guy has been auditioning for The Real World for like the last 30 years. He probably lost out to Teck.

DEAD. Smited. Smote. Slain. 

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Dude needs to straighten up his leaning tower of smurf hair.

He can't, not now! He has to protect Stacey! 

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Dear lord, I just for the first time got a gander at his mug. (I'm usually typing and laughing while I watch, I don't see the screen much). That gangly, snaggle toothed rube is the heartbreaker? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Welp, that’s 90 Day for you. If she actually got a decent looking guy that is more close to her age, then guess what? She wouldn’t be on the show in the first place. TLC. The Learning Channel.

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

That is why he is fleecing a Southern Belle from the Casablanca era and not some young thang

Imagine him with the Nicole type. He’d be almost lazily urinating on her trust…because there is no store.

[Pepper Mostly]

I would cheerfully pay good money to hit anyone in this Haribo ad with a chair. 

What what? Darcey is dressed--almost normally? 

[Eldemarge]

Oh no, a flirting test.  I would fail immediately lol.

[Shelbie]

This is going to be sooooo embarrassing.

[sainte-chapelle]

Thank God I am married, I would rather crawl under a rock than start a conversation with a stranger or flirt with a man.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mood Lab Fairy Garden - Miniature Figurines & Accessories Starter Kit - Fairy Garden Set of 12 pcs - Outdoor or House Decor

This is what I sent my 6 year old granddaughter for her birthday. She loves all things unicorn and fairies. Yesterday, for her birthday, the family had a “ball,” with gowns and suits and decorations. I had sons and never experienced any of this. It’s adorable.

[Pepper Mostly]

"More high class"?? Oh that is so cute. She trawls hotEuropeanstuds.com for foreign dick. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Those leggings the matchmaker is wearing just draw your eye right to the butt.

8 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

What sorts of skills does Florian have?

they ever want to reboot Weekend At Bernie’s, he has a lock on the starring role.

[OneGuy]

Everything looks like a sexual pose to Darcey.

[sainte-chapelle]

Noooo this is so awkward…I can’t 

Edited February 7, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Oh no, a flirting test.  I would fail immediately lol.

Oh come on! You'd do that cute muffin thing and have them falling at your feet. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The producer found a random guy doing yoga down the beach and dragged him right in front of Darcey’s face.

[Frozendiva]

It would be so awkward here.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mood Lab Fairy Garden - Miniature Figurines & Accessories Starter Kit - Fairy Garden Set of 12 pcs - Outdoor or House Decor

This is what I sent my 6 year old granddaughter for her birthday. She loves all things unicorn and fairies. Yesterday, for her birthday, the family had a “ball,” with gowns and suits and decorations. I had sons and never experienced any of this. It’s adorable.

That is awesome…don’t tell Darcey. She would show up tiara and all

[Eldemarge]

I attempted my fav pick-up line via text to my crush and got NO response lol:

Are you a shallow grave?  Because I figure that's where they'll find my body...

[Hotel Snarker]

Darcey learning to be bold out in the wild without filters!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does the matchmaker know that Darcey starts hinting about getting married before she’s halfway through the first date? That might be important information.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, she had a thirty second awkward convo in the park and she's blathering about whether it was a "love connection"? I give up, for real. 

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh come on! You'd do that cute muffin thing and have them falling at your feet. 

MY problem is I STLL have no idea what "impresses!"  I gave up. 😁  

[Pepper Mostly]

He's calling Georgi, isn't he? 

HA! Called it! 

I should write for Sharp. Anything would be better than this. 

Edited February 7, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

That is awesome…don’t tell Darcey. She would show up tiara and all

I wonder if they ever get on Primetimer and read the forums secretly without us knowing? 🤨 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Georgi. Of course. Next Florian calls Jesse.

[Hotel Snarker]

I now ship Florian and Georgi.

[OneGuy]

Florian just brightens the day, doesn't he?

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes, Florian and Georgi, chatting about the upcoming wedding and their feelings, as guys do.