Pepper Mostly January 31 Share January 31 Stacey will not be satisfied unless Florian brings her to some flashy, glitzy, swanky hotel, and shows her the most ostentatious ballroom. "Florian has to get a JOB". What happened to his dreams of a furniture business? 1 1 Link to comment
OneGuy January 31 Share January 31 Stacey, you're carrying all the weight on your front too. 1 4 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 31 Share January 31 2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said: Perfume Detective El Demarge will figure this out... I thought it might be Tom Ford, but I can go take another look. That fits since the girls said it smells like cedars and sage 1 1 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 31 Share January 31 Gawd, don't you just want to give Florian an iron-rich blood transfusion? 5 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 31 Share January 31 Well Stacey, Darcey may be single but you married a loser. 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 31 Share January 31 2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said: Something that will make her smell like an angel. Really, TWENTY. Oh my god, you're right! More like TWENTY FIVE! Just now, sainte-chapelle said: Well Stacey, Darcey may be single but you married a loser. She doesn't care. She has a husband. That's all that matters. To either of them. 1 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 31 Share January 31 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Oh my god, you're right! More like TWENTY FIVE! The Silva Twins were born in 1974. You’re welcome. ➕➖ I assume Florian won't contribute to the expense of this wedding, so why does he care? 1 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 31 Share January 31 1 minute ago, Frozendiva said: Florian has new chompers. Who paid for those? Did he take a trip to Turkey? 1 2 Link to comment
Shelbie January 31 Share January 31 Stacey has already had two weddings. Why the hell does she want another one ? Good for Florian to be thinking about money. 2 1 Link to comment
OneGuy January 31 Share January 31 1 minute ago, Frozendiva said: Florian has new chompers. Hopefully he didn't go with the Angela-fit. 1 3 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 31 Share January 31 How are these women only 4 years older than I am?!?!? I don’t…look like that. 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 31 Share January 31 1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said: The Silva Twins were born in 1974. You’re welcome. ➕➖ I assume Florian won't contribute to the expense of this wedding, so why does he care? Wow, so they've been lying about their ages then? They cop to what, 42, 44? I am exactly 20 years older then. And today I am feeling every day of it, alas, my back's killing me. #oldladyproblems 3 1 1 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 31 Share January 31 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Wow, so they've been lying about their ages then? They cop to what, 42, 44? I am exactly 20 years older then. And today I am feeling every day of it, alas, my back's killing me. #oldladyproblems Make sure your Life Alert is handy then. 1 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 31 Share January 31 Why is she wearing shape wear as a top? 2 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 31 Share January 31 11 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Do not, under any circumstances, take a shot every time one of these slags yells "SNATCHED!". You will die. To counteract death, I will drink a pint of water every time they say "manifest." 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 31 Share January 31 Gross. And I can do without the porn music. 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 31 Share January 31 Darcey's going to "get flirtatious"! DIVE, DIVE! My eyeballs are seared. She does not look sexy, she looks like a hog at the trough. 2 1 3 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 31 Share January 31 Oh noi hate these pretentious places. Reminds me of the bread less bread plate in that movie The Menu 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 31 Share January 31 Wonder how many baboons Darcey had to kidnap for those lips. 2 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 31 Share January 31 1 minute ago, Frozendiva said: I would need a bib. I would need an Uber. This is GROSS. 3 2 Link to comment
charmed1 January 31 Share January 31 Florian’s original stalagmite teeth would’ve revealed his true vampire origin. Giant Barbie veneers make him virtually unclockable now. Gray complexion and stank attitude in the sun is ruining the disguise. 1 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 31 Share January 31 Looks + Darcey’s intelligence = bullshit 1 1 2 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 31 Share January 31 What's scarier than Darcey's fake face? Darcey's fake face trying to eat. 1 2 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 31 Share January 31 I am with you Darcey this guy is a douche. 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 31 Share January 31 Just now, judylo said: Wtf is he talking about? No one knows. Including him. Darcey's level of intelligence makes him want to pursue a relationship with her. Because she's dumb as a brick and he knows he can snow her with his mumbo jumbo. 2 3 1 1 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 31 Share January 31 People with real money never say how much something costs. Tacky 5 Link to comment
Eldemarge January 31 Share January 31 OKAY, so it's really hard to tell because she didn't put the cap back on the bottle... But it might be Coco Chanel Noir. I'm still 50/50 on Tom Ford. Maybe Black Orchard or Noir. I was in a live chat on YouTube today for my fav perfume influencer and she answered a question I put in the chat and I was stoked so here I am, your friendly perfume geek. ;) 1 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 31 Share January 31 Just now, OneGuy said: What is this guy seeing? A potential mark. Remember how, a season or two ago, I predicted that one day, Darcey would really meet a scammy con man who would sweep her off her feet and dazzle her, while emptying her bank account? Meet Mr. Anti-Aging Guy. 5 1 1 1 Link to comment
Shelbie January 31 Share January 31 I am not a huge lover of chocolate or listening to bullshit. I would have had a hard time not rolling my eyes at this idiot. 2 2 1 Link to comment
Frozendiva January 31 Author Share January 31 1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said: People with real money never say how much something costs. Tacky if I was rich a $20 meal is no different than one for $500. It is the company I keep. 2 2 Link to comment
Eldemarge January 31 Share January 31 2 minutes ago, charmed1 said: Florian’s original stalagmite teeth would’ve revealed his true vampire origin. Giant Barbie veneers make him virtually unclockable now. Gray complexion and stank attitude in the sun is ruining the disguise. 💀 1 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 31 Share January 31 2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said: What's scarier than Darcey's fake face? Darcey's fake face trying to eat. It reminds me of that hilarious scene in "Absolutely Fabulous" when Patsy tries to eat something. 6 Link to comment
OneGuy January 31 Share January 31 1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said: People with real money never say how much something costs. Tacky I don't have real money and I never talk about costs. It seems frivolous to me. 2 1 2 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 31 Share January 31 Yes, Mike, tell us how much dinner cost. So sexy. Guy is such a douchebag. 4 1 1 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 31 Share January 31 1 minute ago, Eldemarge said: OKAY, so it's really hard to tell because she didn't put the cap back on the bottle... But it might be Coco Chanel Noir. I'm still 50/50 on Tom Ford. Maybe Black Orchard or Noir. I was in a live chat on YouTube today for my fav perfume influencer and she answered a question I put in the chat and I was stoked so here I am, your friendly perfume geek. ;) I love perfume so much but working in a scent free environment twice a week I can’t justify the price tag. 2 Link to comment
Shelbie January 31 Share January 31 I wonder if Darcy was mentally planning her wedding to this guy during dinner and hoping she could outshine Stacey. 1 1 1 Link to comment
Frozendiva January 31 Author Share January 31 What do you think of Rishi-a-Roni: The Onion Oil Treat? 1 3 Link to comment
OneGuy January 31 Share January 31 Just now, Frozendiva said: What do you think of Rishi-a-Roni: The Onion Oil Treat? Haven't encountered them. 1 Link to comment
Frozendiva January 31 Author Share January 31 1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said: I love perfume so much but working in a scent free environment twice a week I can’t justify the price tag. The cold weather here has made the neighbors’ dryer sheets and scent boosters reek. Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 31 Share January 31 Darcey looking for an instant love connection on date 1 and blissfully unaware that's why she keeps ending up in the same place. 3 Link to comment
Frozendiva January 31 Author Share January 31 Just now, OneGuy said: Haven't encountered them. New guy. 1 Link to comment
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