Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh shut up Parrot Boy. You are full of shit. 

He has to go home straightaway and fix his hair. 

So he plans to fight Georgi at the wedding yet ran away like a bitch…i think he was crying

[SunnyBeBe]

The twins remind me of Bette Davis tonight.

 

https://www.moviestore.com/whatever-happened-to-baby-jane-106932/

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stacey’s top lip is an homage to The Simpsons.

[Hotel Snarker]

Where in the smoking Jesus do they get this “stock music” from? “AHM NOT YOUR FEEEEEEEWWWWWEEELLL”

[sainte-chapelle]

He acted like a little girl lollll

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Stacey. That's right, if there's no drama, she'll make some. 

And my god she looks like SHIT. 

Oh, wait, she's traumatized. Seriously? Two drunk fuckboys threw a few little slaps at each other? Get over yourself. 

[Frozendiva]

Florian, you did not marry a high class woman.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Florian had a chat with Mahmoud.

[sainte-chapelle]

8 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

My daughter just had a big birthday bus a few months ago.

That is fun…i am sure your daughter filled it with friends and not parrots and fuck boys

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Everybody fuckin drunky tonight. Everybody Wang Chun tonight. Where the hell is Gobi?

To this day, I still don’t know how the fuck you do a Wang Chung. Somebody help me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Stacey pregnant? Tune in next season…….

[goofygirl]

Boy, those toofers of Florian sure are big and white!  Stacey's gonna call off the wedding!  Oh wait... She's already MARRIED!  Dingleberry.

[Eldemarge]

Stacey is the biggest drama queen, I swear. 

[Pepper Mostly]

I am rendered utterly baffled by this foolish bicker fest. Is Stacey on drugs or what? 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

To this day, I still don’t know how the fuck you do a Wang Chung. Somebody help me.

Fake it til you make it! The truth is, nobody knows how to Wang Chung. 

Edited April 4, 2023 by MagicEyes

[Shelbie]

Stacey desperately trying to produce tears is funny as hell.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Fake it til you make it! The truth is, nobody know how to Wang Chung. 

Check YouTube. I bet you’ll find all you need to know.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Stacey desperately trying to produce tears is funny as hell.

Her tear ducts were severed in a tragic plastic surgery mishap.

[Pepper Mostly]

She thinks she looks fetching as she weeps into her pillow, but she looks like a fucking ghoul. A ghoul with a case of adenoids. What is that snuffling and honking? She sounds like a waterfowl with a cold. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Stacey desperately trying to produce tears is funny as hell.

She’s going to give herself a hemorrhoid what with all that squeezing.

[goofygirl]

Of COURSE, they runnoft to get something done to their faces!  I'm surprised they don't have a surgeon on STAFF so that every time they have some stress in life, they get something cut on.

WAIT A MINUTE.....  THIS could be it!  They're CUTTERS only they let other people CUT ON THEM...

Hmmm.  Calling Dr. Freud!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Fake it til you make it! The truth is, nobody knows how to Wang Chung. 

First rule of Wang Chung is don't talk about Wang Chung.

[judylo]

Stacey looked especially piggy in this scene, but then Florian WAS a pig when he said he was the husband and Stacey had to listen to him. I hate both of them.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She thinks she looks fetching as she weeps into her pillow, but she looks like a fucking ghoul. A ghoul with a case of adenoids. What is that snuffling and honking? She sounds like a waterfowl with a cold. 

Geese are back here. Some do a flyby at 8:30 pm.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

That is fun…i am sure your daughter filled it with friends and not parrots and fuck boys

Welp…they were basically the girl equivalent of Parrothead, sans the violence, cussing, or hair.

[sainte-chapelle]

Michael was not being your protector he was being an asshole

[Frozendiva]

Darcey needs a q tip for her eyelashes?

[goofygirl]

Oh.... poor little Michael Benz.  He's tore up! His hair is off kilter!!  Hilarious.  What a bunch of horses asses.

Now he's CRYING!!!!  Oh. My. Gawd.

Edited April 4, 2023 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael plans to sue Georgi for assault and battery next season on Darcey and Stacey.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for crying out loud! A couple of stupid drunk guys had a little dustup and she's acting like someone lost a limb. And poor Michael, looks like his hair has suffered permanent damage. 

[Frozendiva]

Crocodile tears.

[MagicEyes]

Michael’s hair is like a weathervane. It droops when he’s not feeling well.

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy shit…he pushed you down. I got hurt more slipping on ice. Drama Queen. I don’t condone violence but dude took a dive like it was Fifa

[judylo]

Now the parrot is sobbing. They’ve got to be kidding.

[charmed1]

I was going to give credit to Darcey for wearing clothes, but then I saw the rest of the outfit. Crop tops and high waisted pants are the worst combination for a short waisted person. I know from personal experience.

[Shelbie]

I think Michael’s been sniffling his hair glue.

[sainte-chapelle]

Sobbing with no tears

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Michael’s hair is like a weathervane. It droops when he’s not feeling well.

His hair is blue, so his middle name must be Overcast.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, the weeping! The gnashing of teeth! The rending of garments! Jesus, what is this, junior high? 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, what is this, junior high?

Emotionally, yes. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uh oh. Will they get married or won’t they? Even though they are already married, I mean.🤔

[Frozendiva]

Those fish lips!

[sainte-chapelle]

Didn’t Florian take a ring off or something? Bitch you are already married 

[Pepper Mostly]

I just uttered a small scream when I got a glimpse of those huge inflated lips. 

"After last night I need this"! Oh, the trauma! 

[MagicEyes]

Oh, no, it’s another song. Cover your ears!

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, the weeping! The gnashing of teeth! The rending of garments! Jesus, what is this, junior high? 

Why yes Pepper, it is.  Only these morons are in their late 40's.

[Auntie Anxiety]

They need to work the word “empowerment” into the lyrics.

[Hotel Snarker]

Discounted Price Great Value HoJo is undeniably faking it here. 

 

[MagicEyes]

The face masks are actually terrifying!

[Pepper Mostly]

Men ain't what its all about? Wait till you get a text from Zack in the sack, Darce. You'll leave a footprint on your precious sister's face with a quickness.