Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Her "handyman"? I'm dead. AGAIN.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I had to take the pup out so I am behind, but the jeweler is so happy to see Nate. $$$$

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

her handymam that lives next door LOL 

He's got just the tool she needs.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Nate in a 12 step program? Apologizing to everyone and anyone?

[Keywestclubkid]

she reminds me of Pam from datelines the truth about pam OMG 

Edited December 17, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

her handymam that lives next door LOL 

He stopped by to clear her pipes. 

[Pepper Mostly]

She won't drink with her handyman who lives next door because she's afraid she'll jump his bones. 

Handyman doesn't want to have any "aminosity". Yikes. 

"You want another drink...or something?" Yikesyikesyikes. 

[Keywestclubkid]

that wasn't awkward at all between those two 

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I had to take the pup out so I am behind, but the jeweler is so happy to see Nate. $$$$

How is the new doggie doing?

[goofygirl]

What is Gabby up to exactly?  She's trying to ditch her MIL and SIL on the street or something??

She is a nutjob.

THIS is her master plan to surprise them with the wedding??  Maybe she should have bought some brains with all that money she spent!

Edited December 17, 2022 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can’t say ot enough. Michael is quite a catch. Him having 4 kids is just an added attraction.

[candall]

Ashley's kind of a mess, with a hot tub and an adorable little doggo.  I'll be her friend!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

He stop by to clear her pipes. 

If you know what I mean.

This season's shaping up to have a rich vein of jokes, just lying there waiting to be mined by the Primetimer peeps. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Well at least Ashley will have a back up plan when Travis cheats on her...  Martin at the ready...

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

that wasn't awkward at all between those two 

I bet those two have gotten drunk and banged. Just a wild guess. 

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Nate in a 12 step program? Apologizing to everyone and anyone?

That's Step 6!    apologize profusely to all and sundry.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, goofygirl said:

What is Gabby up to exactly?  She's trying to ditch her MIL and SIL on the street or something??

She is a nutjob.

How does she think her beloved will respond to this?  Or maybe she doesn't care, since he is now broke...

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Well at least Ashley will have a back up plan when Travis cheats on her...  Martin at the ready...

its like the best friend that was in love with the chainsmoker who lived in the trailer what was her name

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I bet those two have gotten drunk and banged. Just a wild guess. 

shudders 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

How is the new doggie doing?

She’s doing well, @Floatingbison. The only problem with her is that she is reactive to other dogs and people. The trainers said I needed more people to come around and visit to expose her to social situations, but I don’t want anyone visiting me, so there’s that.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

its like the best friend that was in love with the chainsmoker who lived in the trailer what was her name

Angela?

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

Ashley's kind of a mess, with a hot tub and an adorable little doggo.  I'll be her friend!

And she'll give you free booze!

[Keywestclubkid]

Angela ... her name was Angela and she had the whipped guy who was in love with her 

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Angela?

yessssssssss

[Pepper Mostly]

I am gawping at this interaction among Chris, Gabby, and his fam like some sort of tropical fish. Who acts like this? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m shocked, SHOCKED that Ashley isn’t a teetotaler.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Angela ... her name was Angela and she had the whipped guy who was in love with her 

yessssssssss

I never believed he was actually in love with her.  Not a good enough actor.  Of course, she was so in love with Tony. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I never believed he was actually in love with her.  Not a good enough actor.  Of course, she was so in love with Tony. 

I just remember you could smell her through the tv lol 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Another marriage that is starting out with the woman kicking her in laws out of her car.  It's a love for the ages!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martin sniffs after Ashley like she’s a dog in heat.

[candall]

I think I have to throw in with Team Gabby on this one.  Mom and Sis are being WAY too passive-aggressive.  Hello?  911?  LOL

[Pepper Mostly]

Well bunkies, that was fun. See you next week--don't rob any banks and don't drink with your handyman. Love you lots, MWAH!

[Ladystardust]

Have a good weekend everyone! 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Well, we've got a pretty crazy cast of characters.  I'm looking forward to seeing all of their shenanigans this season.  See you next time!

[Gobi]

I, for one, see nothing but true love and happiness for all of these couples.

Till next time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I made myself pancakes, bacon, orange juice and coffee today for breakfast. But their breakfast plates are making me hungry all over again.

[candall]

Okay, it was Number One With A Bullet.  We're off to a good start!  But now I have to run before Gabby flips over.  By-eee.

[goofygirl]

Well y'all, looks like we have quite the crew this go-round!  This was great!  Hope you all have a great weekend!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fridays have just gotten more interesting, and I mean that in a good way. Have a great weekend, fellow inmates. Don’t try to pry your GPS anklets off.

[Empress1]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I, for one, see nothing but true love and happiness for all of these couples.

Till next time.

Matches made in Heaven, all.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

We've met the new crew.  There were tears, adult beverages, cat suits, tiny dogs, tattoos galore, car drama, hotel drama, parking lot drama, and one ex-con who is not a home decor motherfucker! Gabby is back with a tightened vagina and a bleached asshole, which can be compared to when she is at the shore - then she's a beached asshole. 

Skylar is nagging Nathan from prison.  Ashley is fretting over everything.  Monique is wondering if Derek will realize she doesn't look like her photos.  Well, maybe her vulva does; we were not given an opportunity to compare the photo to reality. And we finally met Michael and his keyboard.  Yes, it's a foursome, Justine, Michael, Justine's weave, and Michael's keyboard. 

Until next week, remember you're out now.  You don't have to trip when 5-0 rolls up. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E02: Married at Release

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Gabby plans a secret wedding; Justine meets her hubby for the first-time outside prison walls.

Original air date 2022.12.23

[Keywestclubkid]

Grabbed a couple candle stick holders and centered my Buddha statue the room is nice and cozy lets get this episode started 

[Maybeitsme]

Y'all it's COLD!! it's been freezing 🥶 and blustery all day today with more freezing weather this whole weekend and I'm in the balmy southeast NC. We're not used to this and I know you guys are feeling this winter storm as well. Well at least we can laugh and puzzle together with these lal folks. Get all your throw blankets and a hot toddy ready. Merry Christmas Y'all 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

A few thoughts while re-watching last week's episode:

• Monique's sister's dress at the bar is so short that one small move and we are all seeing the good china.
• Again, Nathan isn't a home decor motherfucker.  He will, however, trim your tree.
• The editors did a brilliant cut.  JustSmug is telling us that Michael used to lie to women; then we hear him tell her she looks beautiful. Never change, editors.  Never change. 

[Keywestclubkid]

wait what is the big KNOT that is on the side of her Neighbor/sexbuddys/handyman Martin's cheek?  looks like he's got another head growing out the side of his face

Edited December 24, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Keywestclubkid]

she got glass glasses she is adulting now 

[Maybeitsme]

10 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

wait what is the big KNOT that is on the side of her Neighbor/sexbuddys/handyman Martin's cheek?  looks like he's got another head growing out the side of his face

I thought it was a plug of tobacco 

Now I see he smokes cigarettes so maybe not, 🤔 and she didn't offer a spit can either 

Edited December 24, 2022 by Maybeitsme

[Gobi]

It was -6° by me today, but the heat from the true and genuine love on display on the show will keep me warm.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I'm spending another lonely holiday season apart from my convict love.  I'm hoping he fills my stocking with oodles of toilet paper roses and love poems.

I'm here and ready to snark!

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

I thought it was a plug of tobacco 

it looked all red and angry like he had been picking at it I was like is just a bad zit but it was like someone hit him swollen .. how the heck did I miss that last week? 

[OoogleEyes]

-3 here, so I'm snuggled in ready for some deep thoughts