Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

I make bacon in the microwave. 

[Keywestclubkid]

she slept in her lashes 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

she slept in her lashes 

Maybe her esthetician went a little overboard on the lash extensions.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Two pumps and swirl. 

[Gobi]

Gabby - "Loose lips sink relationships."

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I make bacon in the microwave. 

Sheet pan in the oven is the way to go.

[Keywestclubkid]

im gonna show her that I really love her ... with my penis .. hes sooo romantic 

[Empress1]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Sheet pan in the oven is the way to go.

100%.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She spent all of Chris' money but doesn't have a single glass? 

Those Solo cups don't just buy themselves 

[Pepper Mostly]

And of course Cameron mentions face-sitting. Talk about a one track mind.

[WaltersHair]

Did they turn off the burner under the bacon?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

she slept in her lashes 

It reminds me of Torch Song Trilogy when Harvey Fierstein's character wakes up, gets completely cleaned up, does his hair, etc., then goes back to bed, making sure he is lying in his most flattering position so he looks his best when his boyfriend wakes up. 

[Empress1]

I cannot get over a) this nipple shirt and b) that she actually loves this man.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Did they turn off the burner under the bacon?

They didn't notice due to the fire of passion that carried them away. 

[candall]

Oh NO.  My pre-LAL disco nap got me again!

Do you think I'll be able to catch up with the storylines??  Looks like Chris did something to upset Gabby. . . . well, that's new.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron is jonesing for his music. And his opportunity to rap for the masses who will see his stylings on tv.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Sheet pan in the oven is the way to go.

That's how I make it. 

[goofygirl]

This couple!! What are their names?  He seems like a straight-up gangsta!  What a personality!!

And he's so incredibly  courteous to her too!

Cameron & Aris!!  Okey dokey.  They are hilarious.

Edited January 21, 2023 by goofygirl

[Empress1]

Sunglasses Head is not here for the shits and I love it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

Oh NO.  My pre-LAL disco nap got me again!

Do you think I'll be able to catch up with the storylines??  Looks like Chris did something to upset Gabby. . . . well, that's new.

Well, the storylines are so complex, and the characters so subtle and nuanced, it'll be a struggle, but I believe in you. 

[Eldemarge]

But it's bad.

Am I crazy?  It's bad.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Sheet pan in the oven is the way to go.

Used to do that, but too much work for a single serving.

[Empress1]

Seriously is she brainwashed?

[Keywestclubkid]

he blew her away? has she never hard ANYONE else rap? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Aris is just loving hanging out in the studio, isn't she? She thinks she's a video vixen in the making. 

[Gobi]

He must be a graduate of Julliard.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Did they turn off the burner under the bacon?

They turned off one burner and turned on another.  I'll be here all week.  

OG Kam must have been hungry in prison with no cooch to eat. 

He is a very untalented rapper.  I don't know what these folks are hearing, but what I am hearing is not good. 

[JenE4]

Your broke ass, with a white sheet and a toe tag

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Seriously is she brainwashed?

Someone track down the voodoo witch who cursed this poor woman because we need the veil to BE LIFTED

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Your broke ass, with a white sheet and a toe tag

Such poetry.

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

he blew her away? has she never hard ANYONE else rap? 

When I was in high school, guys used to freestyle at parties. Some of those verses were better than that.

[WaltersHair]

What I know about rap music, you could fit on the back of a postage stamp and even *I* know this sucks. Badly.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Used to do that, but too much work for a single serving.

I cook the entire package in the oven. The leftovers go into a ziploc bag to be used later 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Your broke ass, with a white sheet and a toe tag

The lad's a regular Shakespeare. A wordsmith. An artist. That the world does not know this unique genius is nothing short of astonishing. 

[candall]

I'm concerned about copyright issues.  Is Cameron frittering away the rights to his music?

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I cook the entire package in the oven. The leftovers go into a ziploc bag to be used later 

I made two pieces of bacon for breakfast this morning. I have a small sheet pan that’s perfect for that. (Also great for roasting single servings of veggies, which I did for my lunchtime grain bowl.)

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Your broke ass, with a white sheet and a toe tag

Of course, those of us who watch 90 Day, Caribbean Love have been privileged to hear the unique stylings of Valentine, whose immortal "She's looking real sleek/right down to her ass cheeks" brought tears to our eyes. 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

The lad's a regular Shakespeare. A wordsmith. An artist. That the world does not know this unique genius is nothing short of astonishing. 

He's an icon, he's a legend ,and He is The Moment.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I cook the entire package in the oven. The leftovers go into a ziploc bag to be used later 

The market had a sale on Oscar Myer bacon, two pounds for $8. But you had to buy two. I checked online to make sure I could freeze it. I don’t think I ver had two pounds of bacon in my possession, ever.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, candall said:

Oh NO.  My pre-LAL disco nap got me again!

Do you think I'll be able to catch up with the storylines??  Looks like Chris did something to upset Gabby. . . . well, that's new.

Don't worry; Gabby is still upset by the same thing she was upset about last week.  Gabby is nothing if not consistent in her pettiness and ability to convince herself that all women want Chris. 

4 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

This couple!! What are their names?  He seems like a straight-up gangsta!  What a personality!!

And he's so incredibly  courteous to her too!

By his own admission, he has "been thuggin' [his] whole life!"  What does she see in him? 

[Empress1]

I am desperate to give Nathan some beard oil.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

 

 

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I cook the entire package in the oven. The leftovers go into a ziploc bag to be used later 

I buy the pre-cooked bacon and just heat up what I want in the micro for about 5-7 seconds.

[Keywestclubkid]

was his grandma a hoarder? 

[Pepper Mostly]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I make bacon in the microwave. 

Do you have an air fryer? I don't know how I lived without mine.

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

was his grandma a hoarder? 

And seriously where is she?

[OoogleEyes]

A STERNWHEELER? He's going to buy a STERNWHEELER?

[candall]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

He's an icon, he's a legend ,and He is The Moment.

The Momnt.

[Keywestclubkid]

Wine cause she is a CLASSY lady 

[Empress1]

Those are some heavy pours, Nathan.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

And seriously where is she?

She lives out back now.