Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Louie wasn't bad but he had HORRIFIC teeth. Almost as bad as Angie's Tony.  Michael is tons better looking than his mug shot would indicate. 

I miss Angie and TOOONY... 

[LEILANI2]

Justine is the new Brittney and Marcelino. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Louie wasn't bad but he had HORRIFIC teeth. Almost as bad as Angie's Tony.  Michael is tons better looking than his mug shot would indicate. 

No votes for Shawn? 🐀

Edited December 31, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sempervivum said:

Ashley always looks sunburned. I thought she lived in Florida, shouldn't she have figured that out by now?

Hahahahaha, that's adorable. Ashley appears to be unable to figure out a moderately sophisticated kitchen appliance. 

[LEILANI2]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Justine is the new Brittney and Marcelino...but Michael is good looking so not as bad.

 

Edited December 31, 2022 by LEILANI2

[goofygirl]

Lort.  Monique's not gonna let Derek see his fambly again.  She's a controlling little thing, isn't she?

Was that GABBY in the hat at the drugstore?  Is she looking for something over the counter to help her with her vag problem?

[Keywestclubkid]

wait so they are following this rapper and their 90 kids to life after lockup to? 

[candall]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hahahahaha, that's adorable. Ashley appears to be unable to figure out a moderately sophisticated kitchen appliance. 

Bathmat.

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Ruddy and dry!

Wait, are we still talking about vaginas??

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The family has a throw down at the salon. 

"Fight breaks out at salon" is getting so common it'll need its own Bingo square. Remember crazy pie Tai and the famous salon throw down that almost was? Once again, I'm curious to know the thoughts of an appointment holding customer who walked in and encountered this bit of family drama. 

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Twilight Zone is the best. Some of those stories are classics.

Rod Serling was a genius 

[candall]

I did not recognize Burberry Barbie.

[Keywestclubkid]

I forgot to tell you something .... 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Gabby's mom:  Are you stupid?

All viewers: Yes, yes she is.  Gabby is very stupid. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Bathmat.

DEAD. That's right. Poor woman cannot even operate a bathmat. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

That doesn’t look like Gabby’s mother! She looks like a PA dressed up to look like Gabby’s mother.

[Empress1]

That’s her mom?! How long has it been since we’ve seen her?

”You really gotta come to my job and tell me this shit?” DRAG HER MOM.

[Gobi]

"He was cheating? Well bleach my asshole and call me a powdered doughnut!"

Edited December 31, 2022 by Gobi

[LEILANI2]

Gabby went out with professional basket ball players.  She gets all these men with that lovely personality I'm sure.

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean they really wanna cheat on you if they are cheating on you in prison lol I mean that's not something they can just go out and do .... IF he is doing that IN jail what the hell is he gonna do when hes out and about 

Edited December 31, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

No votes for Shawn?

I can't remember which one of the parade of tattooed, mumbly, drug addicted men with bad teeth he was. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Um, Gabby, he didn't physically cheat with other women while in prison because he was in prison.  There's a box of rocks that wants to challenge her to a debate. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Gabby went out with professional basket ball players.  She gets all these men with that lovely personality I'm sure.

she is the GOLD DIGGER that all their family warn them about .. its like the stereotype come to life 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Gabby went out with professional basket ball players.  She gets all these men with that lovely personality I'm sure.

Professional basketball players. For Team Croatia or Team Tajikistan, maybe. 

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Um, Gabby, he didn't physically cheat with other women while in prison because he was in prison.  There's a box of rocks that wants to challenge her to a debate. 

I was like “he was just talking to these other women because he was LOCKED UP. Sounds like half the time he was in solitary, even.” She is SO dumb.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I can't remember which one of the parade of tattooed, mumbly, drug addicted men with bad teeth he was. 

Does Flappy Lip ring a bell?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I can't remember which one of the parade of tattooed, mumbly, drug addicted men with bad teeth he was. 

Shawn, you know, of Kelly, Destinie, Sarah fame.

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I can't remember which one of the parade of tattooed, mumbly, drug addicted men with bad teeth he was. 

Shawn..dude ..dude.  That one is def not on my list of hottest men of LOL

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Rod Serling was a genius 

Facts. And gone much too young. 

[Keywestclubkid]

wait is she moving in with him and his grandmother?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Does Flappy Lip ring a bell?

Oooooh, yes! What a slab of man! (fanning self).

[candall]

OFF.

[LEILANI2]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Shawn..dude ..dude.  That one is def not on my list of hottest men of LAL

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Love the pumping porn music.

[Keywestclubkid]

tell me you love me! that seems to be said A LOT on this show 

[Empress1]

THIS IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I want to take her clothes off. I want to take mines off.

[Pepper Mostly]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THROW OUT THE CREW

[LEILANI2]

My god, how many more hours is this episode.

[goofygirl]

Uh oh....  Gabby's secret involves her Mom telling her to get a LAWYER....

Wonder what that's about?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Folks,

Reminder, no body shaming. Monique is a large woman and Derek is shorter and smaller than her.  That does not open the door to make negative comments about her size in ways that are used to shame large women. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

My god, how many more hours is this episode.

My program guide is saying 10:45.

[SemiCharmedLife]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Does Flappy Lip ring a bell?

I thought that was Scott?  (Lindsay)

Shawn = 'mouth hole."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Flappy is Scott of the extended lip flap.  Shawn liked to make beaver face; a.k.a., upper class twit of the year. 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I thought that was Scott?  (Lindsay)

Shawn = 'mouth hole."

Shawn's the one who gets everybody within 5 feet pregnant.  Has 5 or 6 kids? Never sees any of them? Never married their mom with the blue or pink or purple hair?

Edited December 31, 2022 by goofygirl

[candall]

I have no information about this man because I can't see past that fucking hat.

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh Nathan you poor poor fool this show is gonna chew you up and spit you out ... I just am not looking forward to this 

[Empress1]

I want Nathan to get some beard oil.

[kacesq]

This chick is getting out and she still has to nag. She’s going to be a treat.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Skylar sounds like Destinie.