Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[SemiCharmedLife]

6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

maybe they were inspired by Debbie Harry and Chris Stein in the bathrooms at CBGBs back in the day

 

Nice thought, but somehow I doubt it, judging from these two.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Didn’t he say something about about Grandma’s house? Or maybe I imagined that.

Oh, OK. Makes perfect sense, it certainly didn't look like the home of someone under 80.

[Empress1]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I just wanna take her and get her hair fixed ..... I just someone anyone send this woman some hair care tips 

Tina needs a haircut right now, today. And I’d love if the white were … less harsh? Is that possible?

[candall]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Bathroom or Cornfield: Pros and Cons. Discuss.

Remember when life was simple and you could just lie behind a traffic barrier in a pickle costume?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Radiating Anuses 

New band name?

[LEILANI2]

Do they have teeth whitening service in prison?

[OoogleEyes]

10 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"You don't know somebody until you know them." A true Zen saying.

[Auntie Anxiety]

No wonder Gabby fell in love with Chris’ money Chris. Such charisma!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Damn, I've been blowing my bucks on brand name tequila when I could be drinking white lightning!

[Gobi]

Sugar and tomato paste, prison recipe!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Well here is another one who won't stay out long. Chris thinks prison is a party.

[Empress1]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Do they have teeth whitening service in prison?

His teeth are yellow! I think he took some of the TV money and got veneers, which, good for him.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Radiating Anuses 

I hear they pair perfectly with a rejuva-vag

[LEILANI2]

BARBARA WALTERS DEAD AT 93

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Walter White's wife.

Duh...🙄

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I hear they pair perfectly with a rejuva-vag

Who says it's "where the sun don't shine"?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Do they have teeth whitening service in prison?

I bet White Lightning will do the job!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

BARBARA WALTERS DEAD AT 93

I was just thinking about her the other day. RIP Baba Wawa.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

BARBARA WALTERS DEAD AT 93

Very sad. 

[candall]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Sugar and tomato paste, prison recipe!

I missed it.  What does that make?  Dessert?  Face masque?  Lube?

[Gobi]

Just now, candall said:

I missed it.  What does that make?  Dessert?  Face masque?  Lube?

Alcohol.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Do they have teeth whitening service in prison?

I'm sure we'll get a talking head from one of our lovable ex-cons soon enough on how to make teeth whitener in prison. Like prison hooch or eye makeup. "Its called Teeth Lightning! Its just like white strips! Or tequila, I forget".

[Floatingbison]

who is the backwards cap bro at the aunt's house?

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

I missed it.  What does that make?  Dessert?  Face masque?  Lube?

Yes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

In case you didn’t know, looks DOES matter.

[LEILANI2]

This lady's voice is very deep.

[Keywestclubkid]

girl it don't count if that good hair came from someone else head .. that aint your hair 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, candall said:

I missed it.  What does that make?  Dessert?  Face masque?  Lube?

Prison hooch.

[Keywestclubkid]

Girl busting on someone when she got them adult braces ... I CANT 

[LEILANI2]

He's tiny.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’s quite a study in contrasts.

[Empress1]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

This lady's voice is very deep.

I think she was assigned male at birth. In a previous scene she said “suck a dick! Not mine,” so I think she’s trans.

[LEILANI2]

Him: She's big a little bit.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, what a touching reunion. Looks like for five minutes they won't be able to stop talking. True soulmates. 

[Empress1]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

He's tiny.

He is literally half her size.

[goofygirl]

Monique's gonna hurt that Derek, for sure. Are the sisters gonna all go with them to the hotel?

[OoogleEyes]

SHE'S BIG A LITTLE BIT

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I think she was assigned male at birth. In a previous scene she said “suck a dick! Not mine,” so I think she’s trans.

Thanks, I figured as much but wanted to be politically correct.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh honey. EVERYONE is bigger than you. You're a shrimp. 

[candall]

Derek exhibited more aplomb than I expected.  I've been dreading his reaction.

Thumbs up, pal.

[Keywestclubkid]

oh god is she gonna sue the woman that tightened her vagina? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, Gabby gets caught shoplifting? Maybe is she shows the store owner her bleached anus, she’ll get away with a warning.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh honey. EVERYONE is bigger than you. You're a shrimp. 

And not the Alfredo kind.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Monique's gonna hurt that Derek, for sure. Are the sisters gonna all go with them to the hotel?

Remember, he said he is strong!

[Empress1]

Commercial with Regina King. I really hope she’s surrounded by love after losing her only son.

 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Derek exhibited more aplomb than I expected.  I've been dreading his reaction.

Thumbs up, pal.

Me, too. She catfished the hell out of him!

[Floatingbison]

 double post. sorry.

Not to waste a post, let me say, Happy New Year to all you crazy snarkers!

Edited December 31, 2022 by Floatingbison

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is anyone going to be doing something exciting for New Year’s Eve? I was invited somewhere but I just want to stay home and binge watch something.

Hope Juju’s car has a third seat for the other kid and their future kids. <sigh>

[Gobi]

Orange is the new black.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is anyone going to be doing something exciting for New Year’s Eve? I was invited somewhere but I just want to stay home and binge watch something.

My hubby and I are going out to see a local band and they are having a Mardi Gras NYE, which is the closest I will have been to an actual Mardi Gras celebration.