Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Saras mom tho, YIKES 

She looks like the lyrics to a country song, personified.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sara’s mother looks like she’s a level three zombie extra on The Walking Dead.

[kacesq]

Wait what!? God I love this trashy show!

[OoogleEyes]

OH MY FUCKING LORT

[Keywestclubkid]

I feel like you owe me money still ... OH fuck NO she spawned with him too? UGH 8 kids this man will have 8 freaking kids 

[Ladystardust]

Destinee has BALLS.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh hahahahahahaha, Destinee is preggers too? 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This poor sales consultant. Inside she's screaming "TMI! For the love of god!"

They always tell salespeople all their business. Remember Tracy (RIP) in the furniture store? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie: You owe me, Shawn!

[LEILANI2]

Looks juicy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn's got some lively swimmers! 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Shawn really needs a vasectomy. Dude is up to eight that we know of. It's not like he's an actual good present parent or anything.

[Gobi]

All right, people! Lights out in ten!

Till next time.

[Ladystardust]

Had a blast, guys. See you next Friday!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wow. Wowie. This show is the best. Thank you all for joining in the 90 minute snarkapalooza. Perfect way to start the weekend. I’ve been roaring with laughter. Stay strong, be safe and live your best life.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh show how I have missed you!

Looks like some fun is heading our way.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Shawn should definitely get a paternity test with Destinee's Child.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Our reunion was all I'd ever dared to dream, my LAL fam! Have a wonderful week, see some of you Sunday for 90 Day. Be good, stay safe, and lets continue to hope for a saner world. I love you all!

[Maybeitsme]

Looks like a crazy season ahead

Looking forward to Friday nights with y'all 

Later gators

[SemiCharmedLife]

It was great snarking with you all again.  See you soon!

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Shawn should definitely get a paternity test with Destinee's Child.  

Right - I’m not sure the timing lines up. I think she’d have to be pretty far along for it to be Shawn’s.

Dealing with some health stuff so I’ve been kind of down. This chat cheered me up. Thanks y’all!

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Shawn should definitely get a paternity test with Destinee's Child.  

Oh the jokes will be coming hard and fast. Just like Shawn's sperm, apparently 

[candall]

I liked it when they just rolled right on to the LAL repeat while I composed my final thoughts.   This isn't that.

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It was fun, gang.  See you next Friday.

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Oh the jokes will be coming hard and fast. Just like Shawn's sperm, apparently 

There’s like three puns in those two sentences.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It's a wrap for the week. I'm off to get a pregnancy test in case Shawn was within 100 miles of me.  I'm starting to think he can impregnate anyone.  

[candall]

I'm in position and skipping through last week's episode.

How did I ever miss that Shawn and Sarah are planning to squeeze a little extra mileage out of their wedding cake by using it as a gender reveal at the same time? 

How classy!  I bet that will catch on--little pink or blue checkerboard wedding cakes. 

(/s)

[OoogleEyes]

Hi hi hi hi hiiiiiii!

This bandmate with the contact lenses cracks me up. 

[Pepper Mostly]

OK bunkies, I'm here with a fresh boob tattoo and my brand new real estate license. Snark bus is now boarding! Everyone have your false eyelashes handy? 

Edited August 6, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Empress1]

Do I want a beer with tonight’s fuckery?

[Gobi]

Ladies, don't sit too close to the screen when Shawn is on, unless you want to bear his child.

[Pepper Mostly]

Brandon: You don't think that would put a hamper on things? 

Son, learn your lines

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Shawn just say that he’s worried that Destinie is going to put a hamper on the wedding?

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Do I want a beer with tonight’s fuckery?

Either that or go straight to the bourbon 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Do I want a beer with tonight’s fuckery?

It'll probably call for several.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Ladies, don't sit too close to the screen when Shawn is on, unless you want to bear his child.

I was just thinking that Sharp should make all the viewers sign a waiver, just in case.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh fuck me, Destinee looks rough. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh fuck me, Destinee looks rough. 

Old news.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh good, Kaveman Kevin is featured tonight. Lets see how he cuts an erotic swath through the local ladies with is Cro-Magnon charms. 

[kacesq]

Hello my loves!!!! So happy to be here with you all. Let’s get this show on the road.....applies fake eyelashes....

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh good, Kaveman Kevin is featured tonight. Lets see how he cuts an erotic swath through the local ladies with is Cro-Magnon charms. 

Ya know between reality tv and court shows I’m always asking “why are these people so desperate to be involved with these losers?”

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh, Kevin. I just can’t. 

[candall]

LOL

I forgot the bridal shop attendant in the un-ironic Canadian Mountie hat.

Loved her.

[Empress1]

y’all I have seen the preview and I cannot WAIT for you to see what Chance builds, and I use that term loosely, for Bonnie.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Oh, Kevin. I just can’t. 

Come on Auntie. We believe in you. You can do this. 

[Gobi]

I don't think we should ignore the possibility that Kevin wears those panties.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kevin skinned a saber-tooth tiger and sewed himself some panties. What’s all the fuss about?

[Keywestclubkid]

Out of the kindness of your heart? Didn’t you have a whole nother man to pick you up when you got released?? 

Edited August 6, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh good, Kaveman Kevin is featured tonight. Lets see how he cuts an erotic swath through the local ladies with is Cro-Magnon charms. 

I think that he inspired the TV show,  Kevin Can Fuck Himself 

[Ladystardust]

Ash (my cat) and I are here! Let’s see if he lasts the whole show this time. 
 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wee Kevin is a babe magnet. 🧲

[Ladystardust]

This is Ash.