Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This poor woman is all "Dude, I just answer the phones".

I know! She just wants to clock out, go home, and mind her business.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

How does Kevin hold up his enormous head?  That thing could have its own moons.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I know! She just wants to clock out, go home, and mind her business.

He's lucky they told him anything, he's not related to her.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

He doesn't really believe she has waited 13 years does he?

He doesn't appear to be too quick on the uptake 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Karen Kevin speaks to the supervisor.

I made a Karen/Kevin joke with a friend named Kevin. When I tell you he was furious…

(He’s the kind of person people accommodate: white, middle-aged, trim, good-looking, owns a business. He wouldn’t have to ask for the manager; the manager would come apologize on his own.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How does Kevin hold up his enormous head?  That thing could have its own moons.

Well, he is a cro-magnon man, so.....

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This poor woman is all "Dude, I just answer the phones".

It's always bad when they recognize you from a prior phone call. "As I told you *this morning*...."

[Maybeitsme]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How does Kevin hold up his enormous head?  That thing could have its own moons.

Yes that lil body can't hardy make it

[Auntie Anxiety]

🏍🏍🏍 Raydean’s true love.

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

It's always bad when they recognize you from a prior phone call. "As I told you *this morning*...."

That’s the equivalent of “per my previous email…” 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Ramona, get a fucking ashtray. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ramona, you will be packing your bags by the end of the week.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How does Kevin hold up his enormous head?  That thing could have its own moons.

There certainly aren't a bunch of brains in there.

[Empress1]

Look at Ramona talking sense!

[Pepper Mostly]

Does she always address him as "bro"? That's weird. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Line of the night from Rick: Fucking Covid.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

There certainly aren't a bunch of brains in there.

DEAD

[SemiCharmedLife]

Are Tiffany and Raydean the same person??

[Pepper Mostly]

That's right Rick. It wouldn't be Raydean's fault. Someone might "set her off". 

I cannot EVEN.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This will drive Rick back to whatever the hell his addiction was.

[Gobi]

"They're treating her like a criminal. What's up with that?"

[Empress1]

Again with no helmet. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

That’s the equivalent of “per my previous email…” 

Oh lordy, I am so glad that I'm retired 

[Doublemint]

OK splain - she has to stay another year because of Covid?  Makes no sense.

[Pepper Mostly]

Rick the Badass Biker roars through his suburban subdivision. Born to be wild. 

[goofygirl]

Grampy's gonna go ride that Harley all over Austin.  Oh well.  Tomorrow, dude.

Now I can't wait to hear Harry's parole officer give him a ration of shit!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

No Indie, the criminal justice system doesn't recognize spiritual husband. You are the pen pal to them.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Doublemint said:

OK splain - she has to stay another year because of Covid?  Makes no sense.

Well, whatever the problem is, it wasn’t her fault. She was the victim. I guarantee it.

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Oh lordy, I am so glad that I'm retired 

I cannot wait to retire. The instant I no longer have to work, I am OUT, do you hear me?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Rick the Badass Biker roars through his suburban subdivision. Born to be wild. 

DEAD.

[Empress1]

This child is so cute. Indie looks really different without her lashes.

Edited March 12, 2022 by Empress1

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Again with no helmet. 

That, my dear, is the LEAST of his problems. 

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Oh lordy, I am so glad that I'm retired 

My husband did an event with my old boss and the new me at my old job. He came in and asked me a question about it--"where did you get the lectern for the presentations?". I laughed heartily and for a long while. When I could regain my breath I just said "I have no fucking idea. Call Christina (the wonderful woman who is sitting at my old desk now) and ask HER!" Jesus. I'm retired now! All work shit has left the building. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, I called it. Bathroom sex.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Rick the Badass Biker roars through his suburban subdivision. Born to be wild. 

🎶 Get your motor running

Head out on the cul-de-sac

Looking for an inmate 

And whatever's on sale at Wal-Mart 🎵

[Pepper Mostly]

Are they having this conversation in front of her five year old? 

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I cannot wait to retire. The instant I no longer have to work, I am OUT, do you hear me?

I was kind of nervous to retire. What would I do all day? WHO CARES IT DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE YOU'RE RETIRED.

The best thing was getting rid of the constant low level agita. 

Edited March 12, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

They've been in the hotel one night and it already looks like a pig sty. 

[Maybeitsme]

Hey I'm retired and i love it! Thanks for all the great snark y'all,  needed that for sure

Later gaters

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Are they having this conversation conversating in front of her five year old? 

FTFY

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I was kind of nervous to retire. What would I do all day? WHO CARES IT DON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE YOU'RE RETIRED.

The best thing was getting rid of the constant low level agita. 

Read more. Travel. Hang out with my other retired friends. Volunteer. Cook. Long workouts. Bike rides in the middle of the week, in the middle of the day. WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Super snark tonight, kids. Have a great weekend. To all those in the Northeast, batten down the hatches! Stay strong, be safe and live your best life.

[WaltersHair]

Thank you all! Shortest hour and half on TV

[Empress1]

This is always one of the highlights of my week. Thanks y’all!

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I was kind of nervous to retire. What would I do all day? WHO CARES IT DON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE YOU'RE RETIRED.

The best thing was getting rid of the constant low level agita. 

I don't do a thing. Today I cleaned my house, spent an hour on Duolingo, finished a book, and folded some laundry. Had my old lady supper at 5:30, watched a few episodes of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, and chatted with my Primetimer pals! I consider this a full and pleasant day! I fucking LOVE retirement. 

Edited March 12, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Doublemint]

It's lights out at the home, so I'll say goodnight.   See you Sunday for 90 days.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I wonder what bomb Raydean and fam dropped?  Guess we'll find out together next week.  See you, then, Bunkies!

[Gobi]

Okay, time to slap on the old ankle monitor and call it a day.

Till next time. Snark like there's no parole!

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night, peeps! See some of you on Sunday for 90 Day. Have a great weekend and stay safe! 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I don't do a thing. Today I cleaned my house, finished a book, and folded some laundry. Had my old lady supper at 5:30, watched a few episodes of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, and chatted with my Primetimer pals! I consider this a full and pleasant day! I fucking LOVE retirement. 

One word sums it up for me: contentment. 

Whelp! Always a pleasure spending Friday night with my Bunkies. See you all around the forums!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That's it for tonight, bunkies.  I need to shine the tank on my hog, sweep up the garage, and go buy pricey lingerie to prep for when my less-than-half-my-age spiritual spouse is released from prison.