S05.E10: Time's Up

[Me from ME]

I totally agree with whomever said that Ella reminded them of Whitney Way Thore. Both are coddled, entitled, overgrown toddlers. When she was wearing the glasses with the black rims she even resembled WWT.

[Xebug67]

On 2/19/2022 at 1:12 PM, gingerella said:

That's exactly what it means...She aint gonna like it. Which means she's then going to whine about not being satisfied...I cannot imagine a scenario where the yammy is played with her. I'm thinking he'll arrange with his friends come knocking on the door to disrupt the yammy sitch...Then again, if I was his friends and he wanted me to contact him with something urgent at a specific time, I would let him hang there take his 'medicine' so he learns his lesson and stops hanging around with old hags.

How is it possible for someone to progressively become uglier and uglier and uglier with each episode that passes?

Kimberly is not just a double-bagger, but a triple - two over her head, in case one of them breaks, and the third over her sex partner's head in case they BOTH break.  😈

[Xebug67]

On 2/20/2022 at 10:48 AM, Sir RaiderDuck OMS said:

Watched the D+ episode a little while ago.

So Mahogany is REAL? And she showed up and everything! Cool! Except that she's finding out the reality of a middle-aged American is different from whatever fantasy she had. Given that his photos were waaaaaay less doctored than hers, I'm not really sure her complaints are justified.

Anyone else notice that during their goodbye hug, he was squeezing her for dear life while she was barely touching him?

I nearly busted a gut laughing when Usman got ready for sex with Kimberly, complete with red sunglasses, his 'Sojaboy" necklace placed outside his robe, and the 1970s porn music in the background. And of course, the subtitles adding a bunch of "a's" to Kimberly's name.

My guess as to why he wanted to wait until that night to finally sex up Kimbaaaaly: he popped a Viagra about an hour beforehand and watched some porn to get an erection. I've been fortunate enough to never have to use Viagra, but my understanding is that it doesn't actually give you an erection, but just keeps the one you have from going away.

Poor Mike: Ximena's not happy to see him, then he tracks dog crap into her living room. Dude cannot win for losing. And OF COURSE Mike is grandpappy's favorite grandson: none of the others wait on him hand and foot the whole day.

The Memphis/Hamza stuff was definitely repeated, as was some of the Gino/Jasmine material. The Gino/Jasmine reconciliation was new. (Gino's continued allure to Jasmine is no doubt his Green Card, as Jasmine can make Gino grovel for YEARS over this and not have to start over again with a new man.) I might FF though the TLC version on Hulu tomorrow morning to see if once again the D+ people made a mess of the editing.

Geez, Ximena is like a roller coaster ride - steep ups and steep downs.  And her now disdain for Mike is at an all-time high.  The mask on her had already been minorly peeling off, but now the real, true Ximena has shown herself.

I was surprised and impressed by Mike's talking head assessments of the situation with her.  The real question is will he follow through with dumping her if/when he finally realizes just how much she loathes him and has only been using him as a penis with a wallet.  She really is a horrible, horrible person.  And I wonder how in on it the rest of her family were, and/or how pissed at her they are going to be if/when the money train ceases rolling their way.

[Xebug67]

On 2/20/2022 at 11:43 AM, Kid said:

Now we know why Kimbaaaaaly has no common sense.  Her son has it all.

That young man was awesome.  How on earth did Kimbaaaly produce that???

Not only is he extremely good looking, but he's very articulate and mature and wise.  He was genuine about his comments to and about Usman, and he presented them in a very respectful, non-hostile manner.

Meanwhile, the only two extreme ways his mother know how to be are manically nasty and bullying, and manically love-struck, immature and adoring.  There's seemingly NO in between with her.

My favorite comment of the whole show was when Jamal, her son, said that it sounded like Usman was talking about an assistant (I've paraphrased that comment, but it was along those lines).  I just loved how all the traits that Usman cited about Kimbaaaly were ones in which HE benefited from a relationship with her, and nothing being said at all about being attracted to her.  Yes, I'm mean, LOL.

[Xebug67]

On 2/20/2022 at 10:48 AM, Sir RaiderDuck OMS said:

Watched the D+ episode a little while ago.

So Mahogany is REAL? And she showed up and everything! Cool! Except that she's finding out the reality of a middle-aged American is different from whatever fantasy she had. Given that his photos were waaaaaay less doctored than hers, I'm not really sure her complaints are justified.

Anyone else notice that during their goodbye hug, he was squeezing her for dear life while she was barely touching him?

I nearly busted a gut laughing when Usman got ready for sex with Kimberly, complete with red sunglasses, his 'Sojaboy" necklace placed outside his robe, and the 1970s porn music in the background. And of course, the subtitles adding a bunch of "a's" to Kimberly's name.

My guess as to why he wanted to wait until that night to finally sex up Kimbaaaaly: he popped a Viagra about an hour beforehand and watched some porn to get an erection. I've been fortunate enough to never have to use Viagra, but my understanding is that it doesn't actually give you an erection, but just keeps the one you have from going away.

Poor Mike: Ximena's not happy to see him, then he tracks dog crap into her living room. Dude cannot win for losing. And OF COURSE Mike is grandpappy's favorite grandson: none of the others wait on him hand and foot the whole day.

The Memphis/Hamza stuff was definitely repeated, as was some of the Gino/Jasmine material. The Gino/Jasmine reconciliation was new. (Gino's continued allure to Jasmine is no doubt his Green Card, as Jasmine can make Gino grovel for YEARS over this and not have to start over again with a new man.) I might FF though the TLC version on Hulu tomorrow morning to see if once again the D+ people made a mess of the editing.

I also meant to add, about wonky eyed Ben, that at first I was so disappointed when I heard the heels clicking in the background, teasing that she was about to show up, then she actually DID.

But then as the segments with them progressed, it gave me life when the pot (Mahogany) called the kettle (Ben) out for not living up to his modeling photos.  Granted, her photos were so fake, doctored looking, a la Rebecca and Zied photos.  But she's still an attractive young lady in person, if not identical to her pix.

But their segments gave me further life when Ben kept saying he loved her while she just dead aired him in response, and then seemed to cringe out of his overly tight hugs.

For some malicious reason unknown to my conscious psyche, LOL, I revel in his humiliation.  Probably because of what an awful husband he was with his ex-wife, and how ongoingly awful of a father he is to his kids.

[Pepper Mostly]

On 2/21/2022 at 12:01 PM, Gobi said:

Possible secrets:

He’s still married to Baby Girl Lisa (kudos to whomever thought of that)

He’s married to someone else

He’s gay 

He hates Michael Jackson

He’s not a superstar 

He has massive debt

E. All of the above

On 2/21/2022 at 1:26 PM, Mrs. Landingham said:

 

And her idea of foreplay was to Zoom with her son? What in the actual shit? I guess we can add Jamal to the 90 Day Offspring Support Group that consists of castmembers’ kids who have more sense than their parents. 

Right? Let's see--Molly's daughter Olivia, Eric's daughter Tori, Beekeeper Anna's oldest, whose name escapes me, Connecticut "millionaire" Michael's kids, Nicole's sensible younger brother, creepy Ben's kids....probably dozens more. 

Edited February 23, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Xebug67]

On 2/20/2022 at 9:16 PM, jackjill89 said:

What Gino did was absolutely wrong. However, I did laugh at Jasmine running around the entire resort being all dramatic about it in that bathing suit. She has every right to be very, very angry, but she's so over the top it's comical. 

I kind of wanted the production crew to let her at him though. Jasmine could take him down in 30 seconds. The way he responded to her when he was supposedly so sorry? Awful. If she takes him back, she's a desperate fool. 

So Kimbaaaley is getting the yammy. Really don't want the post-coital TH with her in all her satisfied glory. Yuck. 

Mike needs to go home.  Ben needs to go home. Memphis needs to go home. Ella needs to stop being so selfish. He really is making sense about the Dubai trip. I think she's bluffing.

I was appalled by how Gino was smirking/low-key smiling when he put his second hat on.  It was so dismissive of Jasmine's feelings of justified outrage for his betrayal of her.  Then suddenly, and oh so contradictally he's having heartbreak worries about losing the best woman he ever could hope to have?  Dude is so full of shite.  IMO to him Jasmine is nothing more than a trophy that he can show off, as well as a future baby mama. 

And how on earth does Gino not see that he looks so much better completely bald than the douche he looks like with those sad baseball hats?  Doesn't he have any close friends/relatives who will tell him the truth?  It's so effing stupid how he NEVER takes those awful caps off, no matter where they are or what they're doing.

The more Jasmine ran around like a chicken without a head, the more for sure I was that she was deliberately sticking around and had every intention of taking Gino back.  The clincher was when she went to his room to "look for her purse".  Then when she agreed to actually and calmly sit down with him to talk, I knew Gino had her back in this thrall. 

Gino should have been criminally prosecuted for what he did to Jasmine, and Jasmine had every right to be pissed off with his making a joke out of her to his ex.

This show, or more fittingly the cast member, never fails to disappoint with the relationship outcomes. 

On a separate note, I refuse to call any of these losers "stars" of their reality shows.  They are nothing more than castmates, and part of an "ensemble" cast.

With regards to awful Memphis and Hamza, I loved how Hamza turned the tables on this little twit.  I can't stand looking at her awful, greasy, dirty wigs/hair, or her bulging, twitchy eyes, and listening to her voice is even further torture.  The way she smacked the translator app/Hamza's hand when he reached for it tells me everything I need to know about her.  She's nothing more than a bullying, controlling, aggressive, never will be satisfied bitch.  At first I had sympathy for her having been tossed into the foster care system because of her pathetic drug-addicted mother.  I was happy for her that she had maintained that "sister" relationship with that one woman.  I even tolerated her awful shower cap, showing her boobies scene.  But from the moment she arrived in Tunisia I saw what a horrific, self-absorbed, incapable of true love bitch she was.  Her disrespect of her future mother-in-law and sister-in-law's home by sleeping with Hamza despite it having been prohibited was another nail in the coffin I have virtually constructed for her.  And let's not forget her relentless nagging and complaining, constant dissatisfaction and forever stank face and caveman speak.  How is it that this fugly LOSER with a capital L can have such a high opinion of herself?  I'm just amazed by what some of these cast members will do and who they'll sleep with just to get to the U.S.  Talk about taking a bullet!

[Pepper Mostly]

On 2/22/2022 at 7:09 AM, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

 

I completely disagree on Jasmine and the pics not being a big deal because she walks around in skimpy clothes. I'll get back to the Mahogany hug in a second.  CONSENT!  Gino did not have Jasmine's consent to share those photos with anyone ! Please please teach your young teens about consent. Consent is not just saying yes or no to intercourse or sex acts.  Jasmine can run around in any skimpy attire she wants and still be entitled to the dignity and respect of consent. If Magogany felt more empowered about consent she would NEVER have hugged Ben in the first place.  She didn't owe him a thing. 

I wish I could like this post one hundred times. 

Ella is just ridiculous. "I'm 29 years old!" she weeps. "So if I can't strong-arm my man into marrying me now I'll be a laughingstock and a joke, pitied by all my peers and subject to whispers behind my back!". What even is she on about? Covid doesn't care that she's 29!  And really, the threat of an "open relationship"? I think by that she means she would like to keep Johnny warming up in the bullpen while she trawls dating websites for likelier prospects. What a silly, vapid, vain, selfish twat. 

Informal poll? Who among us married/partnered over the age of 29? I was 33 when I got married. 

[Xebug67]

On 2/20/2022 at 9:29 PM, Adeejay said:

Ximena being in a club until closing time is very concerning.  Wonder who is watching her kids.  Run, Mikey run!

Kimbaaly finally got the yammy.  Wonder what made Souja change his mind.  

So, it's okay for Jasmine to walk around with her boobs and butt out on National Television; however, she draws the line at her boobs being on the internet.  Got it.

 

Ximena's selfishness began when she DIDN'T go to the airport to greet and pick up Mike.  It went a step further when she coerced him into joining her at a club after he'd spent more than 12 hours traveling to see her and was exhausted.  She topped herself when she let Mike go back to her place alone, while she stayed out all night long and didn't get home until breakfast the next day.  It's no surprise that before she landed Mike she was involved with nothing but thugs and criminals.  I almost choked when she said that the boobs/weight loss procedures were so she could be a model.  WTF in their right mind would ever hire this fugly, overly tattooed, short, dumpy slut?  The only modeling this ugly toad is capable of and qualified for involves her wrapping her legs around a steel pole, if you get my drift.

Clearly her family enables her self-destructive behavior.  I don't for one second believe that her children mean all that to her, no different than most of the mothers who appear on this show.

I truly believe that she's pissed that she couldn't do better looks-wise than Mike.  His enormous, genuine heart and kindness will never be enough for her.  She will never put her childrens' needs before her own, wherein Mike would be the ultimate father figure they could ever hope to have.  I do believe he's a genuine person, who is weak-minded and allows himself to get taken advantage of by others.  The way he cares for his dad and granddad, for example.  I do believe that he does so with nothing but good and true intentions for their well-being.  He extended his generosity to the slut and her family as well, and what he got in return were remarks made behind his back by her pedophile, cradle-robbing father that he's not Ximena's type, and warnings and demands as to how Ximena must be treated.  The slut's mother didn't rub me the wrong way, though, and I believe that she did give Ximena good advice about not messing up a good thing.  However, based on Ximena's track record to date, it seems she's NEVER EVER done the smart or right thing. 

God how I despise her.

[Breedom]

17 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

Is Jamal the best-looking person to ever appear on any 90 Day show? And he has common sense! 😍

He's not my cup of tea in the looks department, but I do agree he's got a great degree of maturity and common sense.

I always thought that Andrei was a handsome guy. On the other hand, Ed was and always will be the most unattractive guy ever on 90 Day, inside and out.

[Xebug67]

On 2/21/2022 at 7:22 AM, Mr. Miner said:

Stinky Mike is a bumbling fucking idiot. I felt really bad for him when he first went to Colombia. If he's going to continue, she can get his last penny for all I care.

I thought it was kind of pathetically sad the way Mike was so proud of the efforts he's been making and changes he'd been implementing and wanting Ximena to see and appreciate the new and improved Mike.  Dude can't catch a break, stepping into a pile of poop and then tracking it inside the house.  Even after the source of the stink was discovered, his shoes were merely placed aside and they continued to sit there reeking and stinking, instead of tossing those shoes outside and hosing them off. 

Edited February 24, 2022 by Xebug67

[Xebug67]

On 2/21/2022 at 8:07 AM, greekmom said:

Interesting theory and possibly true. Then instead of a boobie job, she should ask for some equipment like a ring of light, camera, laptop. Would be cheaper and she can make some money.

Whatever happened to her happening career as a nail tech? 

I wonder if she's planning on using the new boobs and weight loss so as to do OnlyFans.  If so, she can rely on her own money from that instead of having to hitch her wagon to ugly, repulsive to her Mike.  I really don't believe for one moment that she cares one way or the other if her kids have a decent, non-criminal father figure in their lives.  She probably thinks she will be able to translate her 90 Day Z list fame into a money-making venture of her own desire.

[Xebug67]

On 2/21/2022 at 9:03 AM, kristen111 said:

Mike is a moron and she’s probably a hooker.  All these poor kids with their shameful mothers.  Disgusting.  The Grandmothers bring these kids up.

Which is scary, given how badly almost all of the mothers of these kids turned out as the result of being raised by their grandmothers.

[Breedom]

49 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Informal poll? Who among us married/partnered over the age of 29? I was 33 when I got married. 

I was married at 29 to my first and only husband. He actually was my true soul mate.

Edited February 23, 2022 by Breedom

[Xebug67]

On 2/21/2022 at 9:28 AM, Breedom said:

I know! She acts like a 13 year old. Along with her repeating, "Really?" a hundred times with a megawatt grin. Then the "I swear to God" business. Who at 50 years old acts like that? Her son seems well-grounded though, but I can't imagine a mom raising children with her childish babble.

I'm disappointed in Usman giving her the yammy, but pleased when he told her son it's not about beauty. That's right, but saying that right in front of Kimbelly was rich. Then she kept repeating "This is crazy". Shut it - it's time to stop acting like a groupie teenager and act like a woman. How could he have gone through with that though? It was only when she threatened to end the relationship where he changed his mind and that tells me he only wants to remain relevant on American TV because there is no way he is attracted to Kimbelly on any level. He hadn't even embraced or kissed her prior to the big night - which signifies she repulses him. Usman's actions signify absolutely no love connection, period.

Another "big secret" that so many on the show hold in - I wonder what Usman's is. Hope it's a doozie.

Another annoying, pathetic, mega-cringey thing Kimbaaaly said was along the immature, boasting, bragging lines of, "I'm Sojaboy's girlfriend.'  I was waiting for her to say to the producer, "Pinch me so I know it's real," LOL.

Edited February 23, 2022 by Xebug67

[Welshman in Ca]

20 hours ago, gingerella said:

And this is why this show is so fucked up. Big Ped was a sex tourist too. So was creepy David. So was Babygirl Lisa and Big Angie. So was Mike (Natalie), Stephanie (Ryan), Colt, Geoffrey, Deavon, Paul, Ariela, Mark (Nikki), Steven (Alina), Molly, Tarik, Ellie, Rebecca, Ashley, Larry, Nicole, Darcy, Brittany, Tim (Melyza), Tim (Jennifer), Eric (Leida beast), David (Lana), Jorge, Jonathan (Fernanda), Courtney (Antonio)...the list goes on. It's beyond gross when you see how many 'couples' are basically sex tourists. Some of the other sides got lucky, like Fernanda got to stay in the US and make a new life after she left Jonathan. Leida is making Eric's life a living hell, hopefully, on the daily. But how this show is allowed to exist is beyond me, when all it does is glorify sex tourism and taking advantage of those who live in poverty, for the most part.

 

Most of these are not even close to being a sex tourist, just people who met someone online/abroad that they happened to have feelings for or so they thought. A lot of them were just played for a green card and that certainly doesn't make them a sex tourist.

I met my 2nd wife in Las Vegas during the WSOP which we both happened to be there for, does that make me a sex tourist? It certainly seems to by your definition.

[Dobian]

On 2/21/2022 at 11:54 AM, Breedom said:

Jasmine was going overboard with the ongoing reaction. I suspect that she was more angry about Gino reaching out to his ex than the pictures being circulated. She's proved herself to be extremely over-the-top jealous with Gino and other women prior to this, and this scenario fit the bill. She was vicious in her remarks to Gino; this stuff will stay with him for a long while. It bugged me though that Gino just sat on the bed, looking up at her with his sad puppy dog guilty eyes, playing with his fingers and not saying much. Jasmine was essentially fighting with herself while Gino played mute.

I don't care what Jasmine does to Gino.  I'm sick and tired of watching these pitiful half-men with hot women and actually believing the hot woman is interested in them.  From Big Ed to this guy, it has become a running joke on this show.  And for the love of God, get to a gym.  Same with Mike.  These guys don't even try.  Gino doesn't even know how to hug a woman, he looks like a fiddler crab when doing it.  There must be some confident and good looking older guys out there the show could find instead of this constant parade of dorky limp noodled losers, sheesh.

Edited February 24, 2022 by Dobian

[Jeanne222]

Mike exhibits such a kind and true heart. 

The way he spoke and answered his father and grandfather’s questions was so honest. 

I have to wonder if Mike is a bit slow minded and X is the first woman to ever enter his life?

[Gobi]

25 minutes ago, Welshman in Ca said:

 

Most of these are not even close to being a sex tourist, just people who met someone online/abroad that they happened to have feelings for or so they thought. A lot of them were just played for a green card and that certainly doesn't make them a sex tourist.

Of the names that I recognize, I would say only David, for his pre-Lana activities, qualifies as a sex tourist. The others were looking for a spouse (and several married). Sure, they wanted a hot young spouse, but a spouse nonetheless.

20 minutes ago, Dobian said:

I don't care what Jasmine does to Gino.  I'm sick and tired of watching these pitiful half-men with hot women and actually believing the hot woman is interested in them.  From Big Ed to this guy, it has become a running joke on this show.  And for the love of God, get to a gym.  Same with Mike.  These guys don't even try.  Gino doesn't even know how to hug a woman, he looks like a fiddler crab when doing it.  There must be some confident and good looking older guys out there the show could find instead of this constant parade dorky limp noodled losers, sheesh.

Tell us how you really feel. 😆

[Mr. Miner]

Married at 27 in Vegas, still together after 33 years. She liked my sense of humor and I liked her huge breasts. lol!

Edited February 23, 2022 by Mr. Miner

[ALittleShelfish]

1 hour ago, Welshman in Ca said:

 

Most of these are not even close to being a sex tourist, just people who met someone online/abroad that they happened to have feelings for or so they thought. A lot of them were just played for a green card and that certainly doesn't make them a sex tourist.

I met my 2nd wife in Las Vegas during the WSOP which we both happened to be there for, does that make me a sex tourist? It certainly seems to by your definition.

Exactly.  Mike of Sequim met Natalie thru friends.  I don't know that Seattle is much known as a sex tourist hotspot, but it's been 3-4 years since I've been there.  

I would label MmmmmDavid, Ed, Stephanie (Ryannnnn I mean Harrrrisssss), and maybe David (Annie, and I see both sides to this one) as sex tourists no doubt.  But Mike? I don't think driving over to your neighbor's house is considered tourism. 

Mike? Gino? Nah, meeting their scammers thru an app just makes them more of a fetishist, like Ella.  JMHO, tho.  I did meet my first husband via my hairdresser.  I had to travel to the suburbs. (Atlanta friends.. I had to find my husband OTP!)

[magemaud]

3 hours ago, Xebug67 said:

My favorite comment of the whole show was when Jamal, her son, said that it sounded like Usman was talking about an assistant (I've paraphrased that comment, but it was along those lines). 

Yes, I've said since I saw her in action at the music video, Kim would make a great manager for Usman's music cuh-reer. 

[Persnickety1]

On 2/20/2022 at 9:48 AM, Sir RaiderDuck OMS said:

My guess as to why he wanted to wait until that night to finally sex up Kimbaaaaly: he popped a Viagra about an hour beforehand and watched some porn to get an erection. I've been fortunate enough to never have to use Viagra, but my understanding is that it doesn't actually give you an erection, but just keeps the one you have from going away.

And he probably wanted to "earn" some games for that PS5.  

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, Xebug67 said:

It went a step further when she coerced him into joining her at a club after he'd spent more than 12 hours traveling to see her and was exhausted. 

I got the impression she was going to the club without Mike but he misinterpreted it as her wanting him to join her so he basically invited himself along. She probably wished he just stayed home but was glad that he bought her a few drinks before he left. 

 

1 hour ago, Jeanne222 said:

I have to wonder if Mike is a bit slow minded and X is the first woman to ever enter his life?

when we first "met" Mike, he said he hadn't had a girlfriend since he was 14. 

Edited February 23, 2022 by magemaud

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, Xebug67 said:

I wonder if she's planning on using the new boobs and weight loss so as to do OnlyFans.

I'm sure there are many more attractive women to spend money to see on OFs, unless maybe you have some tattoo fetish 

[Back Atcha]

1 hour ago, magemaud said:

2 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:

I have to wonder if Mike is a bit slow minded and X is the first woman to ever enter his life?

when we first "met" Mike, he said he hadn't had a girlfriend since he was 14. 

Remember some of those "girlfriends/boyfriends" at fourteen?  Someone you like-liked...for a week or so.  He/She didn't know you were alive.  THAT kind of a girlfriend?

[1011101010001]

45 minutes ago, Back Atcha said:

Remember some of those "girlfriends/boyfriends" at fourteen?  Someone you like-liked...for a week or so.  He/She didn't know you were alive.  THAT kind of a girlfriend?

Eighth-grade romance.  Will you carry my books?  Shall we write our initials in a heart in our spiral notebooks?

[glitterpussy]

5 hours ago, Xebug67 said:

Even after the source of the stink was discovered, his shoes were merely placed aside and they continued to sit there speaking, instead of tossing those shoes outside and hosing them off. 

This was so disgusting. Then he says in the TH that she is "picky about the house being clean" or something to that effect.  Sir, if you consider wanting to not have literal POOP inside the house to be "picky", I cannot help you and you don't deserve a relationship, even with terrible Ximena.

[Breedom]

3 hours ago, magemaud said:

Yes, I've said since I saw her in action at the music video, Kim would make a great manager for Usman's music cuh-reer. 

I'm not prepared to give Kimbelly one iota of praise or positive feedback.

[hookedontv]

20 minutes ago, Breedom said:

I'm not prepared to give Kimbelly one iota of praise or positive feedback.

I'm right there with you! There is nothing redeeming about her or her actions. 

And if she bought me a computer, I'd still feel the same!

[Hotel Snarker]

The way Mike is always whispering "te amo" creeps me out every single time. Is he just stupid or in denial? Everything about Ximena is screaming "I don't want you here." She told him "I was supposed to get my new boobs and you ruined it" basically. New spinoff idea: “90 Day Fiancé: Good Thing My Credit Card Limit Went Up”.

Do you think Ximena looked like home girl been partying it up in-between Fartypants’ visits?! As a mother to two young boys, she thinks it’s okay to get drunk and then drag her ass home at 9 AM? #priorities! Biggest let down is we didn’t see Mike at the club in Colombia.

Best exchange on the show so far: Jasmine: “Want me to publish your tiny dick online?” Gino: “….I don’t agree with that.” He’s so shit at gaslighting. "What nudes? Your breasts are showing but they're not nudes." Bruh.

I wonder how many emergency hats Gino has. I thought it was going to be a cat in the hat situation where you take off one and there were going to be identical stacks of them underneath of them.

Who on here is upset about Jasmine taking this garbage man back? Hella anticlimactic.

Kimbaaaly grosses me out. She basically threw a temper tantrum until Usman gave in to have sex with her then got all crazy happy little girl giddy. You are a grown ass woman, staaahp! When she was being interviewed by the producer before sex I felt like I was watching a very shitty casting couch porn. I can just imagine Jamal sitting there on the couch watching Usman in the bathroom getting ready to give his mom the business. I cannot imagine being Jamal. His black-fetishizing mom begging for yammy yammy on tv for the world to see. She’s so hard to watch!! Between Usman saying “let me talk to my son” and him vaguely explaining having sex “the African way,” he is absolutely hilarious.

Ella is a spoiled ignorant brat. That dude needs to run away as fast as he can! As someone that knows many Chinese people (some have never left China and others have visited my city for different things), and with the quarantine when returning to China (it was 1 month the last time I checked), and with other parts of the world being in varying degrees of Covid, I just can't with this girl. Get over yourself. She says that she loves Asian culture yet she acts like she knows absolutely nothing about it outside of maybe watching a few animes. You'd think she'd have just a bit more compassion for her partner (and his family). From her parents’ ignorant comments about another part of the world a few weeks ago and the 'ranch lifestyle'...I don't mean to be stereotypical, but I'd guess that a pandemic never started for that family.

If someone were constantly badgering me the way she’s doing to Johnny, it would not make me want to be with them. Quite the reverse, actually. How is it that her whining and crying doesn’t seem to affect Johnny’s interest in her? She reminds me of teens when they have a new boyfriend/girlfriend. Infatuated in love, and all logic and level headedness goes out the window. No care about work/homework, no care about personal safety, no care about the consequences of meeting up, they just want to be together and can't think past that. Why is it “hard” for Ella to go to Dubai? Like WTF?! The privilege and ignorance that oozes from her. And then to wrap that blanket around her head. Has she even read ANYTHING on Dubai? Someone needs to tell her that the Chinese government will lock down a city of millions for 20 positive tests. Johnny doesn’t live in Montana and has a responsibility to his son first. Ella has terrible skin, a terrible personality and now she wants an open relationship? Johnny, my guy, stay the fuck away!

HOW STAGED WAS THAT SCENE BETWEEN BEN AND MAHOGANY?!?!?! I swear they just picked some girl and decided to pretend she’s Mahogany. Did they put a microphone on Mahogany’s shoes? It picked up her footsteps from far away. She speaks Spanish with an American accent. Did anyone on here notice Mahogany trying to end that long hug? It was like when you hug an unwilling cat.

Memphis is grumpy in every single scene. I just can’t. She seems like such a wet blanket. I really wish Hamza would call Memphis’s bluff about her not marrying him if he doesn’t sign the prenup. She is desperate to get married.

I don’t know what was more shocking this episode: Mahogany walking in, or that random patch of hair on the back of Gino’s head.

[Jeanne222]

1 hour ago, hookedontv said:

I'm right there with you! There is nothing redeeming about her or her actions. 

And if she bought me a computer, I'd still feel the same!

I might feel different for a new, faster laptop!

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, Hotel Snarker said:

HOW STAGED WAS THAT SCENE BETWEEN BEN AND MAHOGANY?!?!?! I swear they just picked some girl and decided to pretend she’s Mahogany. Did they put a microphone on Mahogany’s shoes? It picked up her footsteps from far away.

Production: TAKE 5 Scene: empty restaurant. Woman enters door and walks towards man seated alone at table. Quiet on the set! Roll tape!...and CUT! 

[CrazyInAlabama]

If Ella has so many potential boyfriends in Idaho, then why did she start looking overseas online for years?   

[Breedom]

2 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The way Mike is always whispering "te amo" creeps me out every single time. Is he just stupid or in denial?

It's just weird. It's like he wants continual reassurance from X who he is setting up to say it back to him.

 

2 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Do you think Ximena looked like home girl been partying it up in-between Fartypants’ visits?! As a mother to two young boys, she thinks it’s okay to get drunk and then drag her ass home at 9 AM?

Mike was A-OK with her continuing to do this even after he left. Just like I said previously, Mike doesn't notice or give thought to things - he immediately said sure, it's fine to go out all night- it's not only troublesome to have your partner partying all night without you, but how both Mike and X apparently think that's a great role example for the boys - and no concern about who is watching them.

Mike needs to learn how to pay attention, see what's going on, remove his head from  the sand and take action. Everything is not okay, X is taking advantage - yet he still thinks X is totally enamored with him. Mike's a sweet and caring guy who deserves much better than this woman who could take him or leave him. He is really trying to improve himself, yet the dirty shoes - he only could go so far as taking them off, not taking them off, taking them outside, and then washing the offending shoes off.

 

2 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Why is it “hard” for Ella to go to Dubai? Like WTF?! The privilege and ignorance that oozes from her. And then to wrap that blanket around her head.

Ella looked like an old lady with that blanket thrown over her head. Not a flattering look.

 

[Mondrianyone]

3 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I thought it was going to be a cat in the hat situation where you take off one and there were going to be identical stacks of them underneath of them.

That was The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins! My favorite Dr. Seuss book. Every time poor Bartholomew took off a hat, an identical one sprouted on his head. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw Gino the Beano reach for his backup cap.

[The Goon]

On 2/22/2022 at 2:38 PM, Mr. Miner said:

Uninvited stinky Mike shows up with shit on his shoe. When Eczema says something he takes it off and sets it about one foot away. The bumbling moron probably put the same shoe back on to go to the club.

Hueles a caca!

Ah Mike, Mike that poor deluded fool. I guess red flags and dog shit are hard to see when you got beady possum eyes

[Back Atcha]

2 hours ago, Breedom said:

5 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The way Mike is always whispering "te amo" creeps me out every single time. Is he just stupid or in denial?

It's just weird. It's like he wants continual reassurance from X who he is setting up to say it back to him.

Maybe he saw it in a movie and he thinks that makes him a Latin Lover.  Poor guy.  I truly feel sorry for him.  I hope he isn't so brokenhearted that his life gets worse.

2 hours ago, Breedom said:

Mike needs to learn how to pay attention, see what's going on, remove his head from  the sand and take action.

I don't think Mike is capable of paying attention.  His head--rather than being IN the sand... might be full of sand.  Poor guy.

[Back Atcha]

13 hours ago, Xebug67 said:

That young man was awesome.  How on earth did Kimbaaaly produce that???

Not only is he extremely good looking, but he's very articulate and mature and wise.  He was genuine about his comments to and about Usman, and he presented them in a very respectful, non-hostile manner.

Maybe (HOPEFULLY) there has been joint custody most of his life...or some really wonderful grandmothers.

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, Breedom said:

Mike needs to learn how to pay attention, see what's going on, remove his head from  the sand and take action.

I wonder if he knows there's medication for adult ADHD? 

[magemaud]

3 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

If Ella has so many potential boyfriends in Idaho, then why did she start looking overseas online for years?   

Because Idaho Falls guys on ranches aren't Asians! But Johnny doesn't seem to get that having an open relationship would benefit him, too. 

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3 hours ago, Breedom said:

Ella looked like an old lady with that blanket thrown over her head. Not a flattering look.

I haven’t seen her sport any flattering looks.

[Xebug67]

On 2/21/2022 at 11:16 AM, MrBuhBye said:

The funny thing is that she isn’t willing to give the ultimatum of breaking up just that she would want an open relationship.  She isn’t going to break up when she has few options.

To be fair most of Idaho was pretending there was no pandemic.

How funny is it that Johnny is actually worried that he'll lose her to someone else!  More like she has ZERO options, than few, which is what she's been whining about the entire show - how she can't find/keep a guy.

 

[Xebug67]

On 2/21/2022 at 12:33 PM, Baltimore Betty said:

Usman willing to do the deed with Kimbaaally is sad, she wore him down and he gave in even though he has no desire to do it so my thinking is Kimbaallly may not get the desired result, if he can't get it up her internal monologue will be he was so overcome with emotion and her beauty he was stunned or if he does get it up and it is over quickly than she will think he was so turned on by her beauty it was too much for him.  Either way she will spin it in to her victory.  The funniest thing was she wanted Usman to sleep in her bed so badly, he put up a pillow wall...how was that in anyway being intimate on any level?  He really cannot stand the idea of being physical with her and she does not get it, it is so sad.

Why did they have to go to a public place to Zoom with her son?  Why not just do it in her room? 

She says she is ready for the African Lovin' but is wearing zebra leggings and a tee shirt, I thought she would have gussied up a bit to set the mood?  

Ben just met Mahogany, the daughter he did not know he had, that was the vibe I got.

Jasmine has a fit, yelling and screaming about her privacy and how Gino is a sad, broke, small penised man, that has to pay for sex (she does not see the irony in that statement because she would not be with him if he did not pay for stuff), she storms off, drinks, complains to her friend then goes back to his room for her purse, he offers some anemic apology and she accepts with an anemic hug when she realizes two things, one, he is her ticket to a Green Card and two, she can wield this over him for all sorts of goods and services in the future.

Cosplay Girl is nuts, how is she going to function in Dubai or just getting thru the many legged flight she will endure to get there? I just don't see her as a traveller.  Does she understand that Johnny is trying to not get Covid and most of his reasons for not hopping on a plane are not his choice but the country he lives in?  How will he work if he has to quarantine for 5 weeks, he lives with his parents and child and apartments in China are not known for their spaciousness so he is putting his family at risk while Cosplay Girl can hibernate in her purple fantasy land till she gets the all clear and not worry about infecting anyone.

Ximena a model, oh geeze, really? 

Kimbaaaly and Big Ed should get together.  They deserve each other.  They're both abusive bullies, selfish, delusional as to what they want/deserve, and fugly AF.

 

Ben skeeves me out beyond belief.  I have such a visceral loathing of him whenever his face is shown and/or he's spewing his BS verbal diarrhea.  He strikes me as the type of guy who thinks a woman means yes when she says no.  He's on that level of loathing for me.  I hope this whole trip ends up miserably for him and he has to return home with his tail between his legs to face whatever embarrassment he will get, along with all the "I told you so's" he deserves.  For the sake of his children, I hope that Mahogany humiliates this loser on air.  He deserves to be treated as awfully as he's treated his children.

As much as I had initially thought at the very start of the season that Jasmine was a conniving, out of her mind crazy gold digger, over the course of the series I came around to feeling sympathy for her when it seemed to me, though most of you all don't agree on this, that she astonishingly was genuinely in love with Gino.  I can't fathom why, since as superficially attractive as she is she could likely do so much better than Gino, and very well might now after the TV exposure she's had.  That being said, I FLOVED when she tore Gino's hat off of his head, after which he had this sinister smile on his face, which totally creeped me out.  Sadly, but predictably she returned to him.  Now that Gino's shown his true awful nature, I  have ZERO sympathy for him and hope he gets exactly what he deserves - a lifetime of unhappiness and misery.

I know I'm a terrible person for saying this, and I wouldn't say it if Ella were a good person, but since she's such a self-absorbed, selfish, entitled bully I'm going to say it:  I feel sorry for whomever gets stuck sitting next to her on that 20+ hours flight.  I hope she has the decency and common sense to purchase TWO seats rather than inflicting her oversized body on the poor person/people on each side of her.  The girl's waited this long already for an in-person meet with Johnny.  A smart, considerate, thoughtful person would NEVER try to coerce the person who is supposedly the love of her life into traveling during a pandemic with quarantining requirements that are as stringent as they are at the time of their filming.  Johnny needs to be more of a man and stop thinking with his small head and stand up against this bully for the sake and well-being of his son and parents, as well as friends and fellow citizens, and not expose himself to getting sick.  And with the crazy long quarantining requirements that Johnny would have to abide by, thus causing him significant loss of income, is Ella going to compensate him, or more appropriately are Ella's parents going to give him money, since Ella clearly mooches financially and irresponsibly off of those parents?  And how much do  her neighbors hate her for that God awful purple monstrosity house?

F U Ximena.  You fugly, rode hard and put up wet, gold digging, unappreciative, irresponsible, terrible mother POS!  Mike needs to wake the eff up and take the advice of his father, grandfather, that couple he's friends with, and his brother, and NOT continue to pursuing a "banking" relationship with this whore (and by banking I mean that it's now more than evident that Ximena views Mike as nothing more than a walking, talking ATM).  Clearly because Mike declined to give Ximena money for her surgeries, that's why she's being so much colder and nastier to him on this second trip than previously.  Not picking him up at the airport, forcing him to go out with her after having had such a grueling travel day, as well as having to get up early the next day so as to work, her facial expressions when she looks at him or listens to him talk, her rude behavior at the breakfast table, resulting in her huffing off, yada yada yada.  She's a nasty piece of unappreciative you know what.  Please someone, hit Mike over the head, drag him back home, tie him up inhis house, and refuse him access to his computer or his bank account until he finally sees the light about who and what  Ximena actually is and stops wanting to be with her or pay her way in life.  She totally used the wording "loan shark" so as to manipulate Mike into changing his mind about paying for her surgeries.  She probably banked on the fear that phrase, "loan shark", inspires about the borrower possibly being hurt by the "shark" when the gold digger can't pay back the money she borrowed.

Edited February 24, 2022 by Xebug67

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42 minutes ago, Xebug67 said:

Ella clearly mooches financially and irresponsibly off of those parents?

As a single person maybe she should downgrade to an apartment if she can’t afford a house.

[Xebug67]

23 hours ago, magemaud said:

I got the impression she was going to the club without Mike but he misinterpreted it as her wanting him to join her so he basically invited himself along. She probably wished he just stayed home but was glad that he bought her a few drinks before he left. 

 

when we first "met" Mike, he said he hadn't had a girlfriend since he was 14. 

Magemaud, thanks for clarifying that.  I was not remembering correctly the sequence of how things went down.  She definitely did seem resentful that he'd be tagging along with her.  So sad.

[Xebug67]

21 hours ago, glitterpussy said:

This was so disgusting. Then he says in the TH that she is "picky about the house being clean" or something to that effect.  Sir, if you consider wanting to not have literal POOP inside the house to be "picky", I cannot help you and you don't deserve a relationship, even with terrible Ximena.

Glitterpussy, but do you have WiFi?😆

[magemaud]

5 hours ago, Xebug67 said:

it's now more than evident that Ximena views Mike as nothing more than a walking, talking ATM

don't forget farting! 

[Stuckathome]

Not sure where to put this so I will spoiler it wrt Ximena and Mike; 

Spoiler

I read an article linked on yahoo that discussed scenes from the next episode. Apparently X tries on wedding dresses and then semi argues with Mike that she doesn't understand why if he is willing to buy a wedding dress he won't buy her new boobs. Because with those, she can get work as a model. And in a talking head she says that yes, she is acting different because the first visit, she was in love, she was excited to meet him but now she is starting to have doubts because he is too clingey and she likes her space. Um, yeah guessing he isn't too clingy to keep accepting his cash though, right? My prediction is he pays for the surgery, she starts ONlyFans and cam work and dumps his ass. That's a best case----he will be heartbroken but if he marries this ho he will be in for years of hurt and humiliation. 

 

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21 minutes ago, Stuckathome said:

Not sure where to put this so I will spoiler it wrt Ximena and Mike; 

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I read an article linked on yahoo that discussed scenes from the next episode. Apparently X tries on wedding dresses and then semi argues with Mike that she doesn't understand why if he is willing to buy a wedding dress he won't buy her new boobs. Because with those, she can get work as a model. And in a talking head she says that yes, she is acting different because the first visit, she was in love, she was excited to meet him but now she is starting to have doubts because he is too clingey and she likes her space. Um, yeah guessing he isn't too clingy to keep accepting his cash though, right? My prediction is he pays for the surgery, she starts ONlyFans and cam work and dumps his ass. That's a best case----he will be heartbroken but if he marries this ho he will be in for years of hurt and humiliation. 

 

I think those scenes were in the coming attractions.