Kiss my mutt January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 And here come the nips, er gimmicks 6 Link to comment
bosawks January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 Holly seemed fun, we can’t she stay. 3 1 Link to comment
Lamb18 January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 That little car is nice. I'm one year older than that car so I guess I'm vintage, too. 6 Link to comment
tennisgurl January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 (edited) I hope the cops are their way to urn girls house right now to look for bodies. Run Clayton! Run! Edited January 4, 2022 by tennisgurl 7 Link to comment
Popular Post rlc January 4, 2022 Popular Post Share January 4, 2022 Professional Spray Tanner. That’s it. That’s the post. 28 Link to comment
Kiss my mutt January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 Oh good lord, it keeps getting worse! 4 Link to comment
bosawks January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 Gabby already seems hammered. Please let her get a rose! 3 4 Link to comment
Lamb18 January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 I think pillow girl had a few before exiting the limo. 2 6 Link to comment
Crashcourse January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 I don't know how many episodes of this I'll watch but I like Clayton. 3 Link to comment
tennisgurl January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 So now we get to the portion of the show where we go from introductions to a prop comedy show. 2 2 Link to comment
Bluesky January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 13 minutes ago, Crashcourse said: Clayton has an under bite but I think he has a nice smile. Too big, you can see every tooth, and there are many, in his mouth. I don’t think he’s attractive at all. Didn’t see the Bachelorette but he seems like the type they pick lately. Ex athlete, tall , pale, Christian, Midwest, goofy haircut. Yuck 13 Link to comment
Popular Post rlc January 4, 2022 Popular Post Share January 4, 2022 Bar Mitzvah Dancer BAR MITZVAH DANCER!!!! 31 1 Link to comment
JenE4 January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 The ashes of my exes!!! Uhhhh… Was there a joke in there they cut, or this woman really thought psychotic was the way to go?! Oh, I thought Holly was the only person who signed up for the Senior Bachelor? Oh, she’s NOT grandma but a generic wingwoman so maybe she really was the only one to try out for that show. Kira, I think this is in violation of the Hippocratic oath. 1 1 Link to comment
Crashcourse January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 Just now, Bluesky said: Too big, you can see every tooth, and there are many, in his mouth. I don’t think he’s attractive at all. Didn’t see the Bachelorette but he seems like the type they pick lately. Ex athlete, tall , pale, Christian, Midwest, goofy haircut. Yuck Yep, mileage varies. 1 3 Link to comment
Lamb18 January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 I thought Clayton would run out and rescue the toy truck. The girls are funny, too, one asking the toy truck girl if she had insurance. 2 2 Link to comment
Crashcourse January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 Just now, JenE4 said: Oh, I thought Holly was the only person who signed up for the Senior Bachelor? Oh, she’s NOT grandma but a generic wingwoman so maybe she really was the only one to try out for that show. Clayton probably wanted to shit in his pants when he saw grandma. 7 Link to comment
Bluesky January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 35 minutes ago, SallyAlbright said: If everyone could stop saying "my person" that would be swell. Drives me nuts. Also not everything is a journey, so I’d love that overused word to go away too. 18 Link to comment
Lamb18 January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 The 355 commercial - I thought one was Kathy Griffin at first. 1 Link to comment
Crashcourse January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 How long is that chick going to be allowed to sit there with that snake? That's not right. 1 14 Link to comment
EllenB January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 He can cut the "small town" crap. Eureka is part of a large metro area. One of the other 'burbs is Clayton, and now I wonder if there's some toothy guy named Eureka there. 18 3 Link to comment
Lamb18 January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Crashcourse said: How long is that chick going to be allowed to sit there with that snake? That's not right. Maybe it's rented for the evening and it will go back to the zoo afterwards. I liked that miniature horse best that came one season. I hope that is a copy of the photo. Edited January 4, 2022 by Lamb18 1 Link to comment
PBnJay January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 He keeps going on about being nobody because he's from Missouri. I guess he doesn't know about the 33rd president of the United States. 3 Link to comment
FlyingEgret January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 (edited) I wonder if the thing he first noticed about Teddi was her see-through dress... Edited January 4, 2022 by FlyingEgret 3 2 Link to comment
TheFinalRose January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 I'm a little behind, but I sincerely hope that Clayton's mom just got home from her flight attendant job and that is why she was dressed like that. Or, was it Fourth of July and she was theme dressing? 4 Link to comment
JenE4 January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 Oh, damn, Clayton isn’t going to remember which pretty generic blonde to give this priceless family photo back to. I was waiting for Teddi to say—and that guy was Joe! And she gets the first kiss! We have our front runner! I can tell this girl apart from the others AND I know her name, so this is exciting for me to be able to root for someone I can easily identify from the crowd. Sorry, generic pretty blondes. Get back to me when 2 or 3 of you remain. 4 10 Link to comment
SallyAlbright January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 Something about Teddi (the hair and the voice/giggle, I think) reminds me a little of Tai from Clueless. 6 Link to comment
EllenB January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 Ew, I did not need to see his tongue when he frenched the doc. 1 7 Link to comment
rlc January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 So he’s only kissing the girls who he can tell apart? 11 1 Link to comment
Crashcourse January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 I wonder if these Bachelor/ettes rinse their mouths between kisses, and we just don't see it? If not, that's just nasty. 1 11 Link to comment
Lamb18 January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 9 minutes ago, EllenB said: He can cut the "small town" crap. Eureka is part of a large metro area. One of the other 'burbs is Clayton, and now I wonder if there's some toothy guy named Eureka there. Eureka is proud home of a 6 Flags over Missouri and a prison, Eastern Missouri Correctional. So medic girl is determining if Clayton is the Tin Man by listening for his heart. 2 Link to comment
JenE4 January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 Now Clayton is just kissing everyone! Sorry, Teddi! Oh, I thought that was Clayton coming to get the rose! I’m going to be faked out every time Jesse comes on screen. This tailgate girl is trying WAY too hard. 3 Link to comment
DEL901 January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 Blonde missed a chance for a kiss. When she declared herself the winner, she should have claimed a kiss as forfeit. 1 Link to comment
tennisgurl January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 (edited) You mean the spray tan girl with the resting mean girl face is a massive mean girl? The producers must be pissed that Claire wants out, she’s clearly perfect to be the seasons villain. Edited January 4, 2022 by tennisgurl 5 4 Link to comment
Lamb18 January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 Is cornhole and wings lady Shanae, the girl from the small town of 845. No, I guess she is Claire. And she's had a few. 3 Link to comment
SassyCat January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 Lindsey D must be related to Nancy Pelosi, being her younger twin and all. Such a bevy of beauties Clayton gets to pick from, tho a couple of them look skeletal. The mute one and another one I forget. Was the host the person who picked Clayton? They’re practically identical twins! The evil hater Clair looks familiar to me. Was she on another season of the Bachelor? 3 Link to comment
rlc January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 The Professional Spray Tanner/amateur corn holer has been severely over served. 3 1 Link to comment
Lamb18 January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 The snake next to the rose is funny! Is The Bachelor using visual symbolism - there's a serpent in the Garden of Eden? 5 4 Link to comment
Kiss my mutt January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 11 minutes ago, SallyAlbright said: Something about Teddi (the hair and the voice/giggle, I think) reminds me a little of Tai from Clueless. I thought the same thing! 1 Link to comment
JenE4 January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 Why is this girl wasting her time telling him to talk to the tailgate girl?! She didn’t even say Wrong Reasons. Move over, Sally, with your dramatic 5-minute entrance and exit. Here comes Claire to make us forget all about you. Clayton lost at cornhole and likes the wrong end of the wing and didn’t sit in my tailgate tent?!? I hate him!!! 10 1 Link to comment
tennisgurl January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 I’m pretty sure every woman here has massively pregamed. 2 3 Link to comment
tennisgurl January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 “I don’t hate you, why would you think that? Just because I told every single woman in there, individually and as a group, that I hate you?” 20 Link to comment
meatball77 January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 Well, I'll give the casting people props for picking some fun women. Lots of one liners from the peanut gallery tonight. Looks like a nice combo of crazies and girls who seem sweet. I'm entertained tonight. WTF was with giving Sally camera time at all. Is she going to come back later in the season? 8 Link to comment
Bluesky January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 7 minutes ago, Lamb18 said: The snake next to the rose is funny! Is The Bachelor using visual symbolism - there's a serpent in the Garden of Eden? I haven’t got that far but I have a huge snake phobia and can’t even look at them. Why?? 6 Link to comment
JenE4 January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 Yay! Teddi gets the rose! I was afraid he was going to give it to generic pretty blonde who knows how to fly a plane. 4 Link to comment
tennisgurl January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 Would Claire like her ticket to Paradise now or would she like to finish her wings first? 12 Link to comment
FlyingEgret January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 The way he keeps looking down I am thinking the names and seating chart are drawn on the floor... 4 5 Link to comment
Kiss my mutt January 4, 2022 Share January 4, 2022 Did Tessa say, “What do I have that these other women don’t have?” I’m glad Ency made the cut. She’s really pretty and seems pretty classy so far. Maybe if the No Talk girl has spoken she might have made the cut. What show does the girl who said, “you are all supportive and we’re gonna be good friends” think she’s on exactly? 11 2 Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.