90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh this is rich. Jordan has the nerve to call another woman a tramp. Excuse me while I die laughing. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Goodnight friends..top snark tonight! 

Edited June 20, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

Your snark makes this show bearable. Thanks, all! Toodles.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

He is poor and needs her…if anyone is doing the dumping it’s gonna be her

Valentin is a good looking lad, and seems to know well what side his bread is buttered on. He'll find another mark who isn't as difficult. 

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Goodnight friends..top snark tonight! Anyone for Hosrders?

I'm heading there now! See you!

[Shelbie]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh this is rich. Jordan has the nerve to call another woman a tramp. Excuse me while I die laughing. 

Maybe Jordan considers her a tramp because she only sits on pies rather than cakes.

[sainte-chapelle]

Anyone for hoarders?

[endure]

On 6/12/2023 at 5:40 PM, LEILANI2 said:

It's the waiters and bartenders who do the flirting and giving free drinks to me, I can't imagine tipping more because I'm being flirted with. That's not how it works unless the woman is a sex tourist.

Yeah and I’ve never had sex with a flirty waiter, especially on a cruise ship.

[endure]

2 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh fuck me. I am so sick of shark face Scott.

OMFG and a whimpering fugly face ughhh

[Drogo]

I doze off during this iteration sometimes so maybe I missed it, but was April problematic? I thought she was ok aside from the bathroom thing (and I know plenty of people who are weird about using other folks’ bathrooms even when there’s water running to it.) Strange but inoffensive.

Either way my dude Valentin if you want to be Stone Cold Big Willy who breaks things off, do it. Don’t make up a story about a dog and drop her your location days later to call her slurs and waste more of her time. 

[Meowwww]

Good for Valentin dumping germ hating April.  Thinking she owns him. 
And idiot Scott thinking he’s a hottie but we see old man midlife crisis. 

[Adeejay]

I couldn’t help but notice the difference between Jordan and April.  Mama Everton’s home lacks the basic necessities such as running water and electricity. Jordan didn’t complain. She made herself as comfortable as possible. April would have had a nervous breakdown. She would have asked to be taken to the nearest hotel.

 I don’t particularly care for Lidia, but I think she dodged a bullet with Scott. He is as slimy as they come.

[magemaud]

4 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, the ex says, in not so many words, that April is a crazy stalker.

I’m shocked that he’s her ex! 

[magemaud]

I think Valentin and Yohan should co-author a book with tips for how a Dominican man can dump an entitled American woman. 

[magemaud]

Could these two look any more miserable? 

[Hotel Snarker]

5 hours ago, kacesq said:

Why are we being subjected to this? This guy is a douche.

Ugh. That was DISGUSTING. I really think Escott is just super, super pathetic.

She’s a beautiful woman, too. She’s going to remember very quickly why she ditched him in the first place.

Like, dude, you laid in on too thick the first time and that’s why she left you. Why are you immediately joking about proposing to her, all over her the second she comes in the door, then asking her to move to the US?!?!

What is wrong with you, you bloated travel-sex creep?!?!

1 hour ago, Meowwww said:

Good for Valentin dumping germ hating April.  Thinking she owns him. 

I love how Valentin is smirking after she hauls off. He dodged a crazy bullet. Most amazing thing I’ve ever watched this season.

[Quof]

9 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I do I do…my dad used to say NewfenLAND, he was born and raised there.

Say "Understand Newfoundland". Same cadence, same emphasis.

I loved that Prim Prissy Stick Up Her Ass April's trashy interior came through.  

[Drogo]

“Well don’t worry, I don’t want to marry you anymore!”

-Jordan, and other women who definitely still want to marry you

[Alapaki]

You know that saying that "no matter good looking a woman is, there's a guy out there who thinks she's a pain in the ass"?  

That was written about Valentin.

[Shrek]

16 minutes ago, Alapaki said:

You know that saying that "no matter good looking a woman is, there's a guy out there who thinks she's a pain in the ass"?  

That was written about Valentin.

Yeah I dated a model for a while in the old days (80s), never again. Biggest pain in the ass I ever dated.

[FrancescaFiore]

Maaaaaaaaaannnn, was it satisfying to see Valentin having the same realization about April as all of us viewers were having! She clearly expected him to fall to his knees with gratitude for "rescuing him" from the horrors of a toilet that has to be flushed with a bucket. Her entire persona changed and her whole 'soft-voiced, erudite business lady' façade shattered as soon as Valentin wasn't servile. She suddenly dropped the finishing-school-whisper-talk and started speaking more like her sisters speak. 

I don't care about Lidia or Nicole. I care even less about Scott of the Gigan-teeth and I care to watch him cram his canned ham tongue down the throat of a 30 year old Columbian woman the least of all, TLC!

Could Matt and Ana have LESS chemistry? I get strong repressed gaydom from him, and strong I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW, I'M GOING TO LIVE IN THE US vibes from her.

Edited June 20, 2023 by FrancescaFiore

[TMI]

I nominate Valentin as King of Candid Reality. He is the ONLY one who had the stones to stick up to the over-entitled American who thought that their Crap did not Stink and were gifts to the WORLD!  Bravo-Valentin--your family taught you well-that self respect is worth more than all the riches in the world ---as well as the golden "GREEN CARD"

[Shrek]

58 minutes ago, TMI said:

I nominate Valentin as King of Candid Reality. He is the ONLY one who had the stones to stick up to the over-entitled American who thought that their Crap did not Stink and were gifts to the WORLD!  Bravo-Valentin--your family taught you well-that self respect is worth more than all the riches in the world ---as well as the golden "GREEN CARD"

I think you're forgetting Rose of little ed & Rose.

[TMI]

3 hours ago, Shrek said:

I think you're forgetting Rose of little ed & Rose.

You are right...Rose can be the Queen! 

tried to erase the troll out of my memory bank...uggggghhh

[endure]

22 hours ago, magemaud said:

Could these two look any more miserable? 

They are so strange, are they for real 😳 i still get gaydar with him, but I guess I could be off too?  

[bravofan27]

Valentin never was interested in coming to the US. I do think, perhaps, he thought it would cool to be hooked up to luxury car business in the DM. But he had no interest in coming to the US to live from what I saw/heard from his conversations.

I don't think Matt is gay and I think he and Ana are totally into each other. I also think they really like party drugs, which is why they are so thin. Matt doesn't seem to make much money, and Ana definitely doesn't-- another reason I think Matt is doing the long con. He can't afford to bring Ana to the states, but he loves the sex and drugs when he visits.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Paging Escott!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m reporting for this shit show duty. 

Question: Is it ever going to stop thunder storming here in the Northeast? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola snarkers! Who's for a nice tall cold snarktini, with a dash of bitters? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I wonder if EScott’s dog is willing to play second fiddle to his hot girlfriend. Oh, never mind.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m reporting for this shit show duty. 

Question: Is it ever going to stop thunder storming here in the Northeast? 

Today's weather is KILLING me. I hate this humidity, I feel like I have a hundred pound weight on my shoulders. Houseguest and I are trudging around the house like a couple of sleepwalkers. It's awful. I hate summer.

[sainte-chapelle]

Help me….i have to present a whole new concept for a website tomorrow and I already know the design team will hate it…I am out of wine but I have this show!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have the air conditioner on all day and all night. This is going to cost me a fortune. I’m going to make my dog get a job.

Jordan is a lot nicer to Everton’s mother than April was to Valentin’s. She probably used the bathroom and didn’t think twice.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Help me….i have to present a whole new concept for a website tomorrow and I already know the design team will hate it…I am out of wine but I have this show!

Take a snark break! Since you know they'll hate it anyway there's nothing more to be done. Have some fun!

[Suzywriter]

Hey all!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those sausages didn’t look too appetizing to me.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I have the air conditioner on all day and all night. This is going to cost me a fortune. I’m going to make my dog get a job.

I'm just splayed out like a starfish under the ceiling fan, whimpering and complaining. I don't like to run the AC at home. I hate the noise it makes. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Help me….i have to present a whole new concept for a website tomorrow and I already know the design team will hate it…I am out of wine but I have this show!

Hang in there! I am doing casenotes for 5 cases on one laptop and snarking on the other. We WILL succeed!

[kacesq]

The only silver lining to the constant storms here in NJ is it gives me a break from my awful neighbors’ endless construction.

good evening all!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Hang in there! I am doing casenotes for 5 cases on one laptop and snarking on the other. We WILL succeed!

I like your priorities.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Take a snark break! Since you know they'll hate it anyway there's nothing more to be done. Have some fun!

You worked in higher Ed so you get it….there is really no win with anything…website designer…with what money? I am welcoming the snark!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jordan, cut your losses and go sit on some cakes back in the States.

[Pepper Mostly]

Everton and Sheldon. Sounds like a mid level solicitors firm in an English novel.

[kacesq]

I’m still not sure why Jordan is so smug. She mortgaged her house for an alleged investment with her long distance boyfriend of how many years?

winner!

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm just splayed out like a starfish under the ceiling fan, whimpering and complaining. I don't like to run the AC at home. I hate the noise it makes. 

I bought one from walmart that sounds like a truck and fits so poorly that my room is a bed and breakfast for mosquitoes. I run the AC on low in hope that the vibrations will discourage the biting things from wriggling around the flimsy panels. 

[kacesq]

Jordan needs some color in her face other than the black eyebrows and fake lashes. 

[judylo]

Hi everyone ! Weather not too bad here in Brooklyn. Of course, I haven’t left the house! I think it rained a bit earlier.

[sainte-chapelle]

Noooo to thé heat for you all! Pretty bad storm here caused a tree to hit a power line and a fire but no harm done other than lack of sleep.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

You worked in higher Ed so you get it….there is really no win with anything…website designer…with what money? I am welcoming the snark!

I do! And then everyone has to have a meeting about it, then a follow up meeting, bring someone else into the loop, and not decide anything. Hang in there. Make friends with some folks in the Development Office, maybe they'll go to bat for you with donors!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I bought one from walmart that sounds like a truck and fits so poorly that my room is a bed and breakfast for mosquitoes. I run the AC on low in hope that the vibrations will discourage the biting things from wriggling around the flimsy panels. 

Buy a cheap fan to keep the mosquitos moving.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Carlos and Valentine. Yawn.