90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Frozendiva]

Beach blanket bingo time! Will these folks find love? I know nothing about the show but winter is coming and a beach and palm trees and coconuts sound pretty good.

[Pepper Mostly]

When does this start? I'm in!

[TazDevil]

3 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

When does this start? I'm in!

November 15!!!

My DVR didn't pick this up as a 90-Day thing, so I had to make a new series recording for it.  My DVR is trying to save me from my own bad choices, apparently.  But I just can't quit this franchise. 

(...except for The Family Chantel.  I will never watch that!!)

[OneGuy]

I may check in tonight.  I'm not sure I'll watch this.  The only reason I watch any of these shows is for the entertainment of excellent snark.  It's a respite for me in that regard.  And, the people in these forums seem to genuinely care about each other beyond the snark, as much as that is possible.

Edited November 16, 2021 by OneGuy

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey peeps, I might not make it tonight, got my booster and while I feel pretty good so far, I am super tired and wiped out. If I'm still awake at 9 I'll try and stop by. If not, know that I am with you in snark and I'll see you next week! MWAH!

[Frozendiva]

It's for an hour!

[Gobi]

What fresh hell awaits?

[Hotel Snarker]

Good evening, my guys and gals! I am ready to snark Love in Paradise: The Caribbean with you guys! Looks like it is going to be fun!

[OneGuy]

What kind of theme music will they play to introduce each segment?

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm here! (I know you're all collapsing with joy). I'm dozy and stupid but I'm game as fuck. Let's do this!

Just now, OneGuy said:

What kind of theme music will they play to introduce each segment?

Steel drums and reggae, count on it. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I hope y'all like female sex tourists.

[Gobi]

Is TLC snarking with that 1000lb sisters corner ad during this segment?

 

Edited November 16, 2021 by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

I Really need to find the number for Snarkers Anonymous. This has become my full time job.

[Bees52]

Hola mi gente! Ready to watch Love in Paradise!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fucking hell no. How stupid is this woman?

[sainte-chapelle]

I think I did see episode one while they were trying torment me into signing up for the D. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Forever. Or two years, you know, whichever comes first" 

[Hotel Snarker]

Sherlon gotta be like 50.

[OneGuy]

A pregnancy?!  Who would have thought?

[Hotel Snarker]

Resort for swingers?!! I am screaming!

[Frozendiva]

Silly girl. Thought the guy's name was Sherlock. Dumb thing to get knocked up by the island guy you knew for a few days.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I Really need to find the number for Snarkers Anonymous. This has become my full time job.

1-800-ACT-GLIB.

[sainte-chapelle]

Does she live in Texas…get yourself to the clinic stat. If you are crying your eyes out you do not want this baby.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The magic dicks magic of the islands keeps her coming back.

[Hotel Snarker]

We're 2 minutes in and I'm already dying laughing. "He made me feel sooooo pretty." Sweetie, he is talking to ALL the women like that.

Don't go to paradise and fuck your tour guide, ladies.

[Pepper Mostly]

Clearly a new bingo card needs to be drafted, to include the phrases "figure it out" and "is he the person I thought he was". Sheesh. These chicas are dumb as rocks. 

[Hotel Snarker]

"He isn't the man I thought he was". But you only knew him for 2 days...

[sainte-chapelle]

Sex tourist baby!

[Gobi]

Is Daniel Shane's long lost brother?

[Pepper Mostly]

"In Jaco, there are lots of tourists, including lots of thirsty American bottle blondes".

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

We're 2 minutes in and I'm already dying laughing. "He made me feel sooooo pretty." Sweetie, he is talking to ALL the women like that.

Don't go to paradise and fuck your tour guide, ladies.

The only person that worked out for was Lauren 

[Hotel Snarker]

It’s wild to me to go fuck people raw you don’t know.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think that looks more like a promise or friendship ring. Can someone get Jesse on the phone for a consult?

Edited November 16, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[OneGuy]

I anticipate the romance in this show to be heartwarming.

[Bees52]

Well, the location shots are making me want to go somewhere tropical. That sun, sea and sand looks so nice!

 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think that looks more like a promise or friendship ring. Can someone get Jesse on the phone?

Well, it could have just been the key to his cabin.

[sainte-chapelle]

I want to get a Drink but my cat is snoring on my lap. 

[Hotel Snarker]

The side parts are STRONG with this trio.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Sex tourist baby!

I hope this mama's kid never sees this. Can you imagine? "I was a party girl, I loved those hot island nights with a variety of hot island men!" Yikes.

[Gobi]

"I'm really fighting for something hard." I'll refrain from commenting.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I want to get a Drink but my cat is snoring on my lap. 

Let sleeping dogs cats lie

[Frozendiva]

More appealing than the snow shovel shuffle. The snow has started.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

I anticipate the romance in this show to be heartwarming.

Many, many tears will be shed at the true love and romance we'll be privileged to witness, I am sure. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I'm really fighting for something hard." I'll refrain from commenting.

The jokes just write themselves at this point.

I read that Lady Gaga’s accent in the Gucci movie sounds like Russian, not Italian.

[Hotel Snarker]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think that looks more like a promise or friendship ring. Can someone get Jesse on the phone for a consult?

If she needs money for the visa she could sell it and put that $75 towards it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Steven is an DJ and probably aspiring rapper? Just taking a shot in the dark.

[OneGuy]

I like the map with the 2000s fonts beginning each segment.

[Pepper Mostly]

Whoa, Steven! Now that's more like it! (fanning self)

[Gobi]

" There was a spark and our souls connected. Turns out, it was a short in the turntable. "

[Auntie Anxiety]

Constant communication except when he was cheating on me.