90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[OneGuy]

"So I said, 'hump your brakes and . . .'"

[Frozendiva]

Of course, he cheated on her. There are lots of island girls.

[sainte-chapelle]

Is Darcey hiding in that yacht? Is it the same one the Pottcasts rented?

[Hotel Snarker]

Are all of these women from FL?

[Gobi]

"He's really accessible down there." Again, comment is superfluous .

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d be more surprised is Steven hadn’t been cheating.

[Pepper Mostly]

Steven cheated? Well I for one am SHOCKED. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Nobody is shocked that Steven cheated on her. Is still cheating on her. Is in an open relationship and forgot to tell her.

[sainte-chapelle]

Why the fuck do these women think being engaged makes them top bitch? Married men cheat 

[Bees52]

I have the feeling the only one wanting commitment is her. He is cute tho, and they make a nice looking couple.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Whoa. The mother looks VERY rough. 

[Frozendiva]

Another preggers one? No, it's the one with Sherlon.

[sainte-chapelle]

Mom has 80s hair…Mikes mom has the same stylist

Edited November 16, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Hotel Snarker]

OMG, Karen!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Nobody is shocked that Steven cheated on her. Is still cheating on her. Is in an open relationship and forgot to tell her.

She is probably the only one who thinks they're in an exclusive relationship. Steven probably has half a dozen just like her. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

You say vacation. I say sex tour.

[Frozendiva]

Do these people have any idea of what being a true spouse or companion means?

[Hotel Snarker]

Why is it a theme for women to want their cheating boyfriends to propose? Like, is that really gonna prevent them from cheating again?

[Bees52]

Janice 2.0?

[OneGuy]

"I didn't expect to become a grandma . . . from vacation."  Words for the family scrapbook.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Mom has 80s hair…her and Mikes mom have the same stylist

Sharp has a stylist on retainer.

[Maybeitsme]

The back of Karen's hair looks like she's been wallering in a recliner,  not cute

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Do these people have any idea of what being a true spouse or companion means?

That would be a "No".

[Hotel Snarker]

They sound like two people who shouldn’t be having a child.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This girl should get in touch with Kalani. They can commiserate and trash their husbands while taking no responsibility for their actions.

[sainte-chapelle]

I was on a resort and the staff kept calling me Miss Chappell….there were also fully dressed butlers following around people with umbrellas, drinks etc….this was in Jamaica and it made me feel….not great😬

[Gobi]

K-1, he's not so interested in; KY, on the other hand... "

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You say vacation. I say sex tour.

Potato potahto.

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Why is it a theme for women to want their cheating boyfriends to propose? Like, is that really gonna prevent them from cheating again?

I don't understand this at all. Girl, he cheated on you. When he cheats on you, you break up with him. The end. If he's done it once he'll do it again. 

[Hotel Snarker]

“He’s just so funny!"

…All he did was say hello!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

"I didn't expect to become a grandma . . . from vacation."  Words for the family scrapbook.

My next cross stitch pillow project. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

“He’s just so funny!"

…All he did was say hello!

It's the way he said it.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

K-1, he's not so interested in; KY, on the other hand... "

Or the other hand.

[Maybeitsme]

So far none of these ladies seem very bright, kinda sad so far 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

This girl should get in touch with Kalani. They can commiserate and trash their husbands while taking no responsibility for their actions.

They can have a support group. Tiffany and Ari can join too. They'll be so happy, sitting around, pouring Pinto Grigio down their necks and bitching about their worthless husbands. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

So far none of these ladies seem very bright, kinda sad so far 

Especially since the bar is so low. Evidence of a single brain cell would put them in the upper echelon.

[Gobi]

This woman thinks she's in Iceland.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now that it’s getting colder in New England, the locations do look appealing.

[sainte-chapelle]

I can do burpees and push-ups in the sand but just don’t want to right now * shoves chips in mouth*

[Bees52]

What is this lady doing, auditioning for the Baywatch reboot?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nine years! That’s Jenny and Sumit territory right there.

This guy is Jose’s (Married at First Sight) doppelgänger.

[Hotel Snarker]

I would like to translate what ‘in the worst moment of my life’ means to the 90 Day Cast. "I need an idiot who will pay my bills, but lives 1,750 miles away."

[Gobi]

How long till Mark has to eat penis soup?

[OneGuy]

Nice euphemism, "continued our incredible time together."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does “Kay” stand for Ketamine?

[Hotel Snarker]

We don’t speak the same language, but I banged her and communication means zero.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

This woman thinks she's in Iceland.

"I keep hearing about how cold it is, but it seems pretty nice so far! And I haven't seen a single volcano!"

[Hotel Snarker]

Translation of why Kay waited nine years / she was broke and idiot has money.

[Gobi]

"I'm going to ask Kay to move to America to be with me. Problem is, she doesn't understand what I say."

Edited November 16, 2021 by Gobi

[OneGuy]

I know this may be unprecedented but you don't need to be in Argentina to learn Spanish.  You can even, I know, I know, learn it while living in Huntington Beach.

[Hotel Snarker]

Wait, they haven't talked in 9 years after they were so close and he is gonna ask her to move in with him?