S11.E18: Del Mar by the Shade

[jewel21]

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When the group caravans down the coast for a relaxing girls’ weekend, Kyle and Kathy find themselves in the luxurious presidential suite — while Sutton’s vacation takes a turn for the worse. New questions arise about Erika at a glamorous picnic on the beach, and she is later devastated by news about her family. Meanwhile, Dorit and Lisa push Garcelle to tears when they question her investment in their friendships.

Airdate: 09/22/2021

Please limit your discussion to events that occur in this episode.  Real time events are spoilers and belong in the media or individual housewife threads. 

[chick binewski]

Once again, despite NOT stealing millions from victims Garcelle is still cast as the villain. 

[Keywestclubkid]

This just seems ODD Kathy calling Dorit to talk about this… and Kathy not even really caring and doing random things was LOL

Edited September 23, 2021 by Keywestclubkid

[Straycat80]

I like how Kathy is packing and putting on her makeup and going hmm, hmmm, while not listening to Dorito while she rambles on and on. 

Edited September 23, 2021 by Straycat80

[Julyolo]

Dorit telling Kathy Hilton that Garcelle is "not very interested" while Kathy puts on her makeup and goes "un-huh" is hilarious.

[Chicklet]

Dorit cannot help herself and that was funny. She doesn't even hear herself.

[Keywestclubkid]

Ask for the lady. .. the lady that works at my house .. ROFL 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I definitely get the sense that Kyle is the most self-sufficient of the three sisters. 

[bosawks]

I needed less Dorit and more of Kathy’s  stuffed llama in that scene.

[Chicklet]

Uh Sutton they make braces for ankles, maybe you should try one?

Kathy isn't a fully functional adult and how rude not to know the name of your "Lady".

Edited September 23, 2021 by Chicklet

[Julyolo]

Erika not good at pickleball? I assumed at Tom's age his balls were pickled.

[RealHousewife]

4 minutes ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

I definitely get the sense that Kyle is the most self-sufficient of the three sisters. 

Definitely. I don't know if Big Kathy was too focused on the older sisters, but Kyle said she was even driving herself at 13. It's so confusing. Kathy and possibly Kim were spoiled (for a working kid anyway), but a tiny Kyle was driving barely out of elementary school?!

Edited September 23, 2021 by RealHousewife

[Straycat80]

Well Erika, I’ll bet the widows, orphans and burn victim know what it’s like to have a bad day(s). Sorrynotsorry I  don’t feel sorry for you at all while you check into an opulent hotel for a vacation. 

[Andi27]

If I were Erika, I don't know if I would choose the bright orange oversized could-be-mistaken-for-a-jumpsuit coat.

[FlyingEgret]

All hotels should have complementary tennis balls for their canine guests

[Keywestclubkid]

Kathy girl stop trying to feed these people it only leads to fights lol 

[RealHousewife]

3 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Kathy isn't a fully functional adult and how rude not to know the name of your "Lady".

I like Kathy and hope there was a reason for that (like protecting privacy of the employee), but if she just doesn't bother to learn the names of the people who work for her, ew. 

[bosawks]

What ever editor captioned “The Lady” when handing over Kathy’s bag should win an Emmy.

[Keywestclubkid]

Allegedly! ROFL  

[eleanorofaquitaine]

"Allegedly."

But sure, Erika, don't anyone dare call you a liar. 

[bosawks]

1 minute ago, FlyingEgret said:

All hotels should have complementary tennis balls for their canine guests

Seriously!

My dogs got very annoyed at that scene.

[Chicklet]

Gee Erica, if you were just telling the truth why do you threaten people if they don't agree with things you say? Hmm

[bosawks]

Kathy wants everyone to enjoy themselves.

Huh, I never saw her as an optimist.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

"She should be threatened." A totally normal thing that a not guilty, not-a-liar person thing says. 

Edited September 23, 2021 by eleanorofaquitaine

[Julyolo]

This new tale that Erica is telling sounds like she's definitely been scripted as to what to say. It's when she goes off script that she flounders. Like most merchants of deception.

Edited September 23, 2021 by Julyolo
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[Keywestclubkid]

Wait doctors didn’t believe her? Didn’t he refuse to go see a doctor she’s admitted ? I’m lost what doctors did she tell that told her she was wrong? 

[bosawks]

Erika, you’re a liar.

Now, I’m just waiting for my berating phone call.

[chick binewski]

How lucky for Tom that he married a knowledgeable medical expert who knows better than doctors as to when to administer anesthesia. And she can diagnose faux dementia to boot! 

[Andi27]

So now Erika has been raising red flags about Tom's mental capacity 'for years' but no one would listen to her?

[charliesan]

I mean, at this point it’s hilarious how the rest of the women (minus Sutton and Garcelle) just nod and bite their lips while Erika just continues to narrate Tom Cruise Girardi’s death defying misadventures. 

[Chicklet]

Erica "Baffle-em with bullshit" Girardi, what a woman.

[bosawks]

Baring your teeth when saying anesthesia certainly makes you more believable.

[JonnieUniteUs]

14 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Ask for the lady. .. the lady that works at my house .. ROFL 

Good thing Eboni didn’t hear that one

[Straycat80]

I’m getting The Shining vibes from this hotel. It is lovely tho. 

[njbchlover]

3 minutes ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

"She should be threatened." A totally normal thing for a not guilt, not-a-liar person thing says. 

"I'm sorry if she thought I threatened her".....no, Erika - you fucking DID threaten her!!  By saying "I will come for you" and also threatened a lawsuit and whatever she said to Sutton that Sutton will not tell anyone.  

Fuck you, Erika Jayne, and all your gullible believers.  

[FlyingEgret]

I noticed that Erika didn't have a comeback when Kyle relayed which story Sutton used as an example of Erika's lies; she just pivoted to tales of "alleged" facts...

[chick binewski]

Garcelle & Sutton on the road is the season I wanted this year from BH. Leave the rest of those monsters on the beach.

[Julyolo]

1 minute ago, bosawks said:

Baring your teeth when saying anesthesia certainly makes you more believable.

Especially with her helium voice.

[Keywestclubkid]

Yes or a vodka. Lol that would be a girl I’d hang around with lol 

[WhatAmIWatching]

1 minute ago, njbchlover said:

"I'm sorry if she thought I threatened her".....no, Erika - you fucking DID threaten her!!  By saying "I will come for you" and also threatened a lawsuit and whatever she said to Sutton that Sutton will not tell anyone.  

Fuck you, Erika Jayne, and all your gullible believers.  

I am so curious what she said to Sutton! Since they won't tell, I'm just going to assume Erika threatened to introduce Sutton's daughter to Scott Disik

[Keywestclubkid]

She got thrown under the bus so much that it was physically manifesting in her foot LOL  

[Julyolo]

To channel Helen Gurley Brown, Crystal is a Mouseburger.

[Keywestclubkid]

Psssh is she your boss? Lol Kathy is killing it this episode 

[pieinmyeye]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Yes or a vodka. Lol that would be a girl I’d hang around with lol 

I thought the same thing when she said that.

[njbchlover]

6 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

So now Erika has been raising red flags about Tom's mental capacity 'for years' but no one would listen to her?

But, didn't all of this "alleged" behavior of Tom's start well before the "alleged" TBI, car crash and all that?

[Chicklet]

Oh Erika cannot miss an opportunity to whine that she's HAVING A TRAUMA.

[chick binewski]

4 minutes ago, WhatAmIWatching said:

I am so curious what she said to Sutton! Since they won't tell, I'm just going to assume Erika threatened to introduce Sutton's daughter to Scott Disik

II really think it was about Sutton's family, so I'm guessing she said something about custody of the kids.

But I find Erika's bullshit so absolutely bonkers I shouldn't attempt to know what's in her head. 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

3 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Oh Erika cannot miss an opportunity to whine that she's HAVING A TRAUMA.

Yes, she won't miss a chance to tell you how much she's the real victim, no matter how many widows and orphans were defrauded. 

I really, really wish that Sutton would say, "yes, I did call you a liar because you lied."

[bosawks]

Well, Erika is right about it’s not going to be fixed.

Of course, the unfixable part has nothing to do with Sutton….

[JD5166]

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Erika looks like Baby Jane at this dinner, is that what she was going for? Was Baby J a sympathetic character? Lol