90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

We need a zzzzzzz emoji

Barf and Eyeroll emojis would be useful too while watching this show

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Happily! That smug asshat grates on my very last nerve. And that stupid high-fiving. He is cordially invited to bite me.

He is cordially invited to lick my raggedy old lady taint. 

[charmed1]

3 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Cold Shoulder’s little boy should gain admittance now, because he’ll need the proper training for when he has to pick up the pieces of his mother’s love life soon.

There’s also Dinyell’s kids who had to endure living with disconnected utilities because their mom spent all her money to marry the Love Rat King.

[GrammyPammy]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

When he comforted her at the Tell All after the revelation that Usman was communicating with Zara, he looked almost resigned. Weary. Like he’s had to do this before. 

Her girlfriends also mentioned she has been in some sketchy relationships. Her emotional IQ is that of a 13-year-old girl. We will probably be treated to her presence on a future season of The Single Life, where the undateables end up after exhausting all other paths to “romance”

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Libby's head looks pigeon-toed. I can't make sense of it. 

Potatohead Libby, Blockhead Ellie.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He is cordially invited to lick my raggedy old lady taint. 

Send an ambulance, I’m gasping for air

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Libby is headlining at the Ramada Inn lounge next week. 

She's signed up for every open mic night within a 20 mile radius. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Please, Parents Sumit. Don’t disappoint me. This episode is dog shit so far. You’re my only hope. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I would hate to have Kim or Angela as friends. I know the type. Emotional vampires. Everything needs to be about them all the time, demand constant reassurance and attention and if they don’t get it…it is always some else’s fault. Perhaps take a look in the mirror and think about why no one sticks around for long.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Libby's head looks pigeon-toed. I can't make sense of it. 

Potatohead Libby, Blockhead Ellie.

Now that you mention it, Libby DOES look like a pigeon.

[Armchair Critic]

Does Sumit work or do these two just make heart eyes at each other all day? 🙄

[Suzywriter]

Jenny and Sumit!

Jenny opened with a kvetch, and Sumit wailed about his parents again. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I just looked at the clock and couldn’t believe it’s only been an hour.

[Gobi]

It won't be that tough, Jenny. You don't understand a word they say anyway.

Edited August 29, 2022 by Gobi

[Frozendiva]

No newspaper articles or anything about Sumit in India? He's been able to be private and his parents know nothing about the tell all, the show, anything at all?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha Jenny, Sumit will always disappoint you. Always. This is what you signed on for. Good luck.

[LEILANI2]

I kind of like Jenny and Summeat but let's not forget this old lady stayed with this family and fucked their 20ish son at the time under their roof.

Edited August 29, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Armchair Critic]

SHAME! 😂 c'mon Mama Sumit don't fail me now let's hear some snarking on Jennaaay

[sainte-chapelle]

I do like Jenny’s top.

[Maybeitsme]

You're right Jenny, don't let him bully you into meeting with his parents.  You both know how that's going to go

[Floatingbison]

14 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Libs' face is puffed out.

A couple years with Andree will do that

[mmecorday]

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Does Sumit work or do these two just make heart eyes at each other all day?

Isn't he still working at a call center contacting people about the expired warranties on their cars? 

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He is cordially invited to lick my raggedy old lady taint. 

Tell us how you really feel! 😂😂😂

[tvrox]

26 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

One of the things I truly love about you is your ability to see the bright side. 

Right? She needs to address that mop on her head YESTERDAY. And a visit to an esthetician would not hurt. And a Stitch Fix subscription. And therapy. Lots of therapy. 

Therapy should be first on the list of everyone on this show. 

[Grifter Lives]

Is Sumit getting paid per "Baby"?

[goofygirl]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, after all that yammering about how Pedro was going to nefariously relieve Chantel of all her riches, SHE makes off with all THEIR money? Color me shocked. Guess she needed more botox and false eyelashes. 

I know, right??  Like, why'd she think she needed ALL their money??

And now, here we go again.... Chapter 9, 487 regarding Summeat's parents and their lack of love for Jenny.  Summeat is always trying with those parents of his, isn't he?  I wonder WHAT they'd talk about if they moved to another part of India??

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Jenny and Sumit!

Jenny opened with a kvetch, and Sumit wailed about his parents again. 

Its their brand. 

I can see that Jenny has not heeded my advice about getting some more flattering frames. Or a decent hair cut. Or makeup that actually goes with her skin tone. Sigh. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

I kind of like Jenny and Summeat but let's not forget this old lady stayed with this family and fucked their 20ish son at the time under their room.

Now that I'm around Jenny's age, that doesn't sound so bad anymore.

[Hotel Snarker]

@Pepper Mostly, you think Pedro cheated on Chantel?

[Mrs. Landingham]

“I think you’re more on your parents’ side”, bleats Jenny. 

You THINK he is, Jenny? Gee, what gave you the first clue? Do tell, because we were sitting here happily in our assurance that he always puts your dumb carcass first!

[AR Traveler]

I know India is a very different culture when it comes to family and parents, but my goodness, 33 and you're terrified of your parents finding out you're married?  What about embarrassment that your son is a catfish and now doesn't seem to work at all?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Speaking of pigeon-toed. Enter Kimbelly.

[GrammyPammy]

8 minutes ago, endure said:

9 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So I suspect Libby is already pregnant…she looks fuller in the face and breast area.

I thought she def looked chubby....you're prob right on!

Her neck/chin is approaching Jenny status.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Isn't he still working at a call center contacting people about the expired warranties on their cars? 

I thought that voice sounded familiar 

[LEILANI2]

I might have been 13 when I accepted my parents aren't going to like things and I was gonna do it anyways.   You're close to 40 Summeat, grow the fuck up.

[Floatingbison]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He is cordially invited to lick my raggedy old lady taint. 

OMG, Mrs. Bison is gonna take away my computer privileges with that type of talk

[sainte-chapelle]

The orange top friend is giving me life

[Frozendiva]

Usman is 100% committed to getting to the US.

[mmecorday]

Kimberly is not doing herself any favors wearing her hair pulled back like that. She has too much face for that look. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

I thought that voice sounded familiar 

I think he does some of the health benefits/Medicare calls too. 

Kimberly should have worn better shoes for her flounce, she needed better support, and more bounce. 

Edited August 29, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[kacesq]

I would’ve thought after seeing herself on screen Kimberly would’ve done something about her hair.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I just looked at the clock and couldn’t believe it’s only been an hour.

Hahahaha, I was just thinking "wow, the first hour has flown by! The snark is on point tonight!" 

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Is Sumit getting paid per "Baby"?

He gets an extra $20 every time he says this. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Its their brand. 

I can see that Jenny has not heeded my advice about getting some more flattering frames. Or a decent hair cut. Or makeup that actually goes with her skin tone. Sigh. 

Well, Jenny and I have a lot in common.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly and Useman end up on next season’s Seeking Sister Wife.

[Armchair Critic]

Kimberly your friends have more common sense than you. Take the hint and find somebody older who lives closer who actually reciprocates your feelings.

[Hotel Snarker]

Your friends are asking you questions because you obviously haven’t thought about them yourself, stupid.

[Angry Moldovan]

She’s so nasty. I have nothing else to say about the deformed camel

[GrammyPammy]

Dang, that house is DIRTY. Why are they living somewhere else, to hide from The Parents Sumit? Seems expensive and ill-advised…

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

I would’ve thought after seeing herself on screen Kimberly would’ve done something about her hair life choices..

FTFY.

[sainte-chapelle]

Jovi…you used to go out partying all the time…get the fuck out of here