90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Mr. Miner]

I thought we all knew their fucking story? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sumit could use the name of a good orthodontist. Those snaggle teeth in the front are not going to get better as he ages.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Jenny and Sumit again??? Why do the reality TV gods hate us so?

But they’re married now! Happily ever after! 

[charmed1]

Oh, that was Yara. I thought Natalie had straightened her hair. 
 I’m only here for Sumit’s parents. 

[CSunshine76]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Why couldn’t we even get a one season break from Bilal’s narc bullshit?

Liz and Ed fucking suck. Like, why are they even here? I don’t get it.

This. They are both Americans which completely defeats the purpose of the show. Go away Ed. FOREVER.

[Eldemarge]

I'm here, Lovlies!    My interview went really well but I haven't heard from them yet (yes or no?  Job offer or no??).  So we'll see.

Bring on the Jenny and Sumit trash!

[sainte-chapelle]

Too bad Omar and Avery didn’t want another season. I had my doubts but at the end of the day I enjoyed them and she made every effort to follow cultural norms.

[Auntie Anxiety]

“Find a hundred year old!” Never gets old.

[mmecorday]

This show should be called "90-Day Fiance: Beating a Dead Horse." 

[kacesq]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

I thought we all knew their fucking story? 🤷🏻‍♂️

We do. I guess Sharp believes some naive viewer will begin their journey down the rabbit hole with this season...

[tvrox]

Hi all! Jenny and Sumit again!! 

[Armchair Critic]

We have seen Jenny and Sumit for multiple seasons yet here we go having to sit through their intro again....ugh

[sainte-chapelle]

Jenny screaming and falling and his parents kinda give me life.

[Hotel Snarker]

I still can’t believe this dude catfished her and she was so desperate she still stayed with him.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sumit could use the name of a good orthodontist. Those snaggle teeth in the front are not going to get better as he ages.

Sumit really has it all, doesn't he?  

[kacesq]

Mama Sumit’s bitch face gives me life.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Holy hell. Everyone needs a new storyline. Horses are running for shelter because they don’t want to be beaten.

[kacesq]

Good Lord a 63 year old woman hiding from her in laws. You’ve mastered life, Jenny.

[magemaud]

I think little Sumit was a thumb sucker 

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I still can’t believe this dude catfished her and she was so desperate she still stayed with him.

Not to mention through his marriage, parental humiliation, and the list goes on...

[Gobi]

Salty lemon water, a/k/a piss.

[Hotel Snarker]

Enjoying it..."I don't know for how long."

[mmecorday]

I like lemon water, but not with salt. Blech!

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Sumit really has it all, doesn't he?  

Well, he has Jenny!   So there's that.

[charmed1]

I’m here for a Sumit kidnapping by the parents!

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Holy hell. Everyone needs a new storyline. Horses are running for shelter because they don’t want to be beaten.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Sumit lost some weight. I think Liz (Andrei’s wife?) found it. You’ll see.

[tvrox]

11 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Call the cops! It is premier night. I always soften towards Jenny when I watch the wedding. She looked beautiful and happy. Not sure how long I will last. Feeling very under the weather, just trying to get my hands on a rapid test to be safe. 

Oh no, feel better soon!! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Salty Lemon water?  Will it cure COVID along with their lanyards?

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Mama Sumit’s bitch face gives me life.

I would love it if there was a way to watch Mama Sumit without watching the rest of the show. I need a no-Grangie cut! 

[Grifter Lives]

Sumit, for the Bingo card: In India, family is very important.  

[Trackdawg]

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, magemaud said:

I think little Sumit was probably still is a thumb sucker 

FTFY

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Jenny and Sumit again??? Why do the reality TV gods hate us so?

Think silver linings. Maybe we'll get some more snarky goodness from Sumit's parents. 

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Jenny REALLY thought studly Michael Jones was interested in HER? 

Right? What is with these post menopausal, lonely, scraggy-ass women on this show?

1 minute ago, CSunshine76 said:

This. They are both Americans which completely defeats the purpose of the show. Go away Ed. FOREVER.

Matt Sharp labors under the delusion that the viewing public loves scrappy little loser romantic Ed. 

[kacesq]

Sumit tricked you, Jenny? Wow. Who knew he had that in him?

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looks like Sumit lost some weight. I think Liz (Andrei’s wife?) found it. You’ll see.

She pregnant again? Hoo boy!

[charmed1]

Sure Jenny. Just move to another state. I’m sure they’ll never find you. You blend right in.

[Mr. Miner]

I wonder if these two kids want to have children?

Jenny and Smit

Edited August 29, 2022 by Mr. Miner

[Gobi]

His parents couldn't possibly know about the marriage. It's not like they've been on tv or something.

[tvrox]

Are we in a Christmas movie all of a sudden? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

They went above and beyond with the music. Giving credit for that.

BileDuct and Shae? Boring as fucking hell and I don’t give a shit. Again.

[sainte-chapelle]

Why are the playing Sunny in Philadelphia music?

[kacesq]

New season and Shaeda’s makeup is that much heavier.

[Trackdawg]

11 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

We better at least get some good zingers from Sumit's parents.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

I wonder if these two kids want to have children?

Please don't give them any ideas, these people will do anything for a story line

[tvrox]

7 weeks is not enough time to be on HEA. BS, TLC! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Another season of Bilal’s pranking Shaeeda. FUCK BILAL!

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Are we in a Christmas movie all of a sudden? 

IKR? WTF is up with the music?

[charmed1]

Bitchal?! No one told me Bitchal would be here. I was lured here by the prospect of being reunited with Sumit’s parents!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Watch BileDuct gulp when Shae mentions kids in the prenup.

[Gobi]

Don't eat the yellow snow!