90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[GrammyPammy]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh wait my bad...it has sleeves. Weird puffy sleeves...but sleeves.

I think they are detached…so are they officially sleeves? 
 

Grandma Cheyne is so practical…I love her!

Edited August 8, 2022 by GrammyPammy
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[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh wait my bad...it has sleeves. Weird puffy sleeves...but sleeves.

Not attached to the dress, sort of like floaties.

[Doublemint]

who takes the wedding pictures before the wedding?   In  the olden days the photographer used to come to the bride's house and take pictures of her getting reacy (like putting on lipstick, etc.) - but never with the groom.

[Angry Moldovan]

The suspense is barely keeping me awake. The arch, the arch? Where art thou Arch?

Edited August 8, 2022 by Angry Moldovan

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

So Miona’s hair and makeup for her “wedding” is...exactly the same as every other day.

I did my own makeup on my wedding day. Nothing fancy, just the usual. 

[Zombness]

Just now, Doublemint said:

who takes the wedding pictures before the wedding?   In  the olden days the photographer used to come to the bride's house and take pictures of her getting reacy (like putting on lipstick, etc.) - but never with the groom.

People that want their IG views go up.

[LEILANI2]

These two are exactly what you'd think they would be like, and that's not a compliment.

Edited August 8, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m on the edge of my seat, worrying about the arch. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, dear, I'm on the edge of my seat! Will the arch arrive on time?? And what of the vintage truck? I can't take the suspense!

[ExMathMajor]

JEEzus…can y’all just get married already?

[greekmom]

Miona to the producers: "Look at the puffs!"

Sorry the sleeves reminded me of Anne of Green Gables.

[Zombness]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m on the edge of my seat, worrying about the arch. 

What about Igor?  Maybe he is in the desert coming in on a horse with no name.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

The suspense is barely keeping me awake. The arch, the arch? What art thou Arch?

If they really want an interesting background, they can just kill a jackrabbit real quick and wait for the swarm of vultures.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I did my own makeup on my wedding day. Nothing fancy, just the usual. 

And I’m sure you looked lovely!!!

[tvrox]

41 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Do we think that’s Miona’s Natural hair? Or extensions?

Extensions for sure. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

who takes the wedding pictures before the wedding?   In  the olden days the photographer used to come to the bride's house and take pictures of her getting reacy (like putting on lipstick, etc.) - but never with the groom.

I do think that that's a thing now, though. They do that cheesy "first look" thing too. 

[Trackdawg]

35 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Why does Thais dad think she’s in the US if not to marry the steroided Patrick?

[Suzywriter]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Raise your hand if there is a dry eye in your house. Line forms to the left.

Never drier, here.

[LEILANI2]

This poor grandmother is regretting she sent in $25 for the minister card to marry these two douche bags.

[Hotel Snarker]

TLC - Drum up some drama for Jibri & Miona. Okay, the arch is going to be a no-show!!

[greekmom]

They should have given us 1 hour wedding. 1 hour of Tell All Part 1.

They knew they had  a shit show and stretched it out.

[magemaud]

Jibri and Miona could have gotten married at Arches National Park. Problem solved 

[Zombness]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

If they really want an interesting background, they can just kill a jackrabbit real quick and wait for the swarm of vultures.

That will surely up their likes and views on IG.

Edited August 8, 2022 by Zombness
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[Frozendiva]

Miona just looks 'packaged'. 

[Gobi]

Igor dropped and broke the original arch, then grabbed one that was marked "Insane criminal".

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Miona to the producers: "Look at the puffs!"

Sorry the sleeves reminded me of Anne of Green Gables.

Reminded me of Carmen Miranda.

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I did my own makeup on my wedding day. Nothing fancy, just the usual. 

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

And I’m sure you looked lovely!!!

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Reminded me of Carmen Miranda.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

And I’m sure you looked lovely!!!

Oh, I did. But in fairness, I had a shoestring hippie wedding at my parents' house, so it was a far and desperate cry from fancy. My husband didn't even get a new suit, just wore one he had. We did splash out for a new shirt and tie. 

[LEILANI2]

They could have just married in the parents back yard and waited for an arch and there would at least be more people in attendace.

Edited August 8, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Trackdawg, it’s so nice to have you back where you belong.🎶

[Frozendiva]

Why does that man have a large brain thing growing on his leg?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

They should have given us 1 hour wedding. 1 hour of Tell All Part 1.

They knew they had  a shit show and stretched it out.

I can’t believe this season is still rating so highly.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

They knew they had  a [______] show and stretched it out.

FTFY

[greekmom]

Damn. Those Dr. Pimple Popper commercials are nasty.

[Baltimore Betty]

All these weddings and the drama of it all...my emotions are running the gamut from A to B.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, dear, I'm on the edge of my seat! Will the arch arrive on time?? And what of the vintage truck? I can't take the suspense!

You forgot Jibri’s parents appearing at the last minute.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Never drier, here.

Drier than noon at Joshua Tree over here. 

[endure]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

The suspense is barely keeping me awake. The arch, the arch? Where art thou Arch?

I know we're all just sitting around waiting now, it's ridiculous!

[kacesq]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

I can’t believe this season is still rating so highly.

Is it really?????

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Trackdawg, it’s so nice to have you back where you belong.🎶

[Auntie Anxiety]

I see the makeup artist is wearing the requisite jaunty hat.

[tvrox]

40 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Incorrect.  We have:  One tumbleweed.  One lizard.  Ten cockroaches.  Lots of locusts.  Dirt.

I grew up in the California desert so I'm 100 percent sure of this.

Snakes too right? Not Jibri, actual snakes. 

[greekmom]

Where is Meathead and Thighs getting married? It looks like a plantation.

[ExMathMajor]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I can’t believe this season is still rating so highly.

On which planet? Shit…lemme go scan those James Webb photos…

[Mr. Miner]

It’s like they’re all getting married on a Monday afternoon or something? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[emergency ring]

i just got here and im already zzzz

[kacesq]

What the fuck am I watching? Make it stop. MAKE IT STOP!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Damn. Those Dr. Pimple Popper commercials are nasty.

I once watched an English show on Netflix called "Embarrassing Bodies". OMG. They showed EVERYTHING. 

[LEILANI2]

Who gives a crap what your creepy dad thinks, you're a grown woman Thais your dad looks like he hasn't showered in 20 years.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Patrick should have taken dancing lessons from Asholeu.