90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[sainte-chapelle]

I am a terrible person but seeing Whit blubbering in that ad makes me LOL …I do hope her mom is doing better

[Angry Moldovan]

This guy is the worst with his massive head that resembles Pluto and his grating voice. Gawd!

[Mrs. Landingham]

7 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Maybe you shoulda made him wear a condom, Emily.

But but but but “he didn’t want me using birth control! What was little old me supposed to do?”

I have massive, seething, piercing hate for people who bully their partners into not using birth control when they are fortunate enough to live in a place where birth control is readily accessible. And I have equal hate for the partners who go along with it. Then they act outraged and offended when they get knocked up. What in the actual entire fuck did you morons think was going to happen when you have unprotected sex?? 

Edited August 1, 2022 by Mrs. Landingham

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I wish I could see the UK version, I think it would be hilarious. TLC is so withholding 

Bunch of pommy bastards.

[Frozendiva]

Mo is not going to like the friend's dress.

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

"Hey, Babe" in that high-pitched voice!  

Panty dropper!

[Suzywriter]

20 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh I thought we would be spared Hosebeast Emily.

the Plaths are scary looking.

To quote Olympia Dukakis, they look like they were carved out of cream cheese. 

[greekmom]

I wonder if Yve is watching and thinking 

Spoiler

where did I go wrong?

[Angry Moldovan]

I marry this western whore just for the green card

[kacesq]

THe friend is really working her screen time.

[goofygirl]

9 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I'm questioning it all." Like there's any chance she could snag another husband.

The only thing Emily's gonna snag is her stretch pants on the horse stall.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

I just looked up from my keyboard and became mesmerized by Not Christina Applegate’s enormous and fake chest.

[Gobi]

What, no wedding bikini?

[LEILANI2]

Every time I see Mohammad I think it's Tim, until he starts talking in that tiny Michael Jackson voice.

[sainte-chapelle]

That crown is a little young for her

[kacesq]

Is the lower half of that dress see thru?

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Well, if ONLY Kobe would pack up his crap and WALK AWAY from that skank-face Emily.  I just CANNOT with her!!

I'm sure he'd like to, but if he did he knows he'd never see his kid again.

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

He was going to be there, but you know how mercurial he is.

Aaaaaaand that's it, I'm dead. Smited. Smote. Slain. 

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I wish I could see the UK version, I think it would be hilarious. TLC is so withholding 

Is that available anywhere? Prime, maybe? I'd watch! 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Bunch of pommy bastards.

Hey I’m a pommy bastard!

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Mo is not going to like the friend's dress.

Those inflated gazongas are one hiccup away from escaping from that dress.

[Straycat80]

Don’t  let your friend do your eyebrows Yve! 
her dress is see-thru in the front? Hmm. So much for trying to be modest. 

[Doublemint]

OK - question - do Muslim men carry a little rug around with them for their prayers? 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Bunch of pommy bastards.

UK looked GOOD! Much better than this current season.

[sainte-chapelle]

I am on her son's side. I hope he comes out of this mess okay.

[emergency ring]

i think eve looks good!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Is the lower half of that dress see thru?

It looks like she has the bedroom curtains stapled to her bustier. "Not as modest"? Girl. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like a crowd showed up for Yve’s wedding. She should have hired some off duty policemen for crowd control.

Edited August 1, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[LEILANI2]

She really does look like Chistina Applegate.

[ExMathMajor]

What the FUCK is Rochelle wearing??

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Is the lower half of that dress see thru?

Mo will age 20 years in 5 minutes. And many many prayers.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm sure he'd like to, but if he did he knows he'd never see his kid again.

Aaaaaaand that's it, I'm dead. Smited. Smote. Slain. 

Is that available anywhere? Prime, maybe? I'd watch! 

Nope, it’s on the scam+ 

[Suzywriter]

Theron needs a BHP (autism-specific caregiver), not a stranger from Egypt to look after him. Mama mia!

[RichiesOlderBro]

There’s 8 people…where is the rest of the squad?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It looks like she has the bedroom curtains stapled to her bustier. "Not as modest"? Girl. 

Dead.  

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Don’t  let your friend do your eyebrows Yve! 
her dress is see-thru in the front? Hmm. So much for trying to be modest. 

I think she’s sticking it to bobble head

[magemaud]

36 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She has a bus schedule in her bra in case she and Leandro need to make a run for it. 

Edited August 1, 2022 by magemaud

[Mrs. Landingham]

Yve grates on my very last nerve with her idiotic simpering. She sounds 11. And I really can’t with Mo and his weird, vacuous, thousand-yard stare perma-smile thing. 

[Suzywriter]

Mahala must be the worst therapist ever. 

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm sure he'd like to, but if he did he knows he'd never see his kid again.

Aaaaaaand that's it, I'm dead. Smited. Smote. Slain. 

Is that available anywhere? Prime, maybe? I'd watch! 

Actually it's better than the crap we get on cable.

I got a deal for 99 cents / month for the first 2 months then 4.99/month after that.

Cancelling as soon as UK version is over.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Mo will age 20 years in 5 minutes. And many many prayers.

I actually think that Yves has really aged over the course of this season.  It's sad.

[kacesq]

Didn’t the Little Johnstons season just end? And another season for Sister Wives? Has TLC ever cancelled anything? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looks like a crowd showed up for Yve’s wedding.

The whole woo community is there. Hey, is that Gwyneth Paltrow? 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looks like a crowd showed up for Yve’s wedding.

They raided the TLC canteen for people on break.

[magemaud]

28 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said:

Um...is that a wedding ring on Jibri's finger??

Yes, he’s been wearing it all season 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The whole woo community is there. Hey, is that Gwyneth Paltrow? 

No, you're just smelling a candle.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Didn’t the Little Johnstons season just end? And another season for Sister Wives? Has TLC ever cancelled anything? 

Yes. The little couple that actually had jobs.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

They raided the TLC canteen for people on break.

"Hey, hi, how you doing? Got a second? Want to be on TV? An afternoon's work, and I'm authorized to give you this Starbucks gift card!"

[mmecorday]

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Didn’t the Little Johnstons season just end? And another season for Sister Wives? Has TLC ever cancelled anything? 

Rumor has it that "My 600-Pound Life" has gone with way of "A Baby Story."

[Hotel Snarker]

Why are the Johnstons "back for a new chapter"? Who asked for that?

[Angry Moldovan]

Snoring the night away. They will turn up seething just for the pay cheque 

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Yes. The little couple that actually had jobs.

I knew I hadn’t seen that show in a while...they cancelled that?  Kinda hoped the family decided not to continue.