90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Same here. 
 

Anyone who PM’s me their address gets a postcard and small gift (which won’t get mailed until my return because I learned the hard way about things making it back). I’m not a stalker or any other such nonsense. 

I will! I will! I love getting postcards! I love it when people send me the tackiest ones they can find! I must have a hundred. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Patrick’s head seems to grow smaller by the week.

Deadee Aunty A

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Especially if they ran off and stayed off!

I LOVE the way you think!!

[Frozendiva]

My memory of Vegas is having folks hand out photos of 'escorts' as one is walking down the street.

[Trackdawg]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

TRACKDAWG IN THE HOUSE!!

[Grifter Lives]

Thais' reaction to the Vegas showgirls should have been, "It's like Carnival!"  Not, "What is that?"  

[Hotel Snarker]

Why do people romanticize Vegas? It’s garbage.

[emergency ring]

patrick seems so done with this trip already

[Trackdawg]

23 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Seriously dude. Save your cash.

[sainte-chapelle]

Late to the party but guessing I didn’t miss much

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Patrick's Roids?

Miona's hair?

Emily's rings?

Areola's braids?

Bihalazebub's prenup?

Jibri's tattoos?

What's the under/over?

[Hotel Snarker]

Wasn’t Patrick just bitching about spending 10k on Thais?

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Patrick can afford expensive orange juice? I look for the on-sale Simply Orange or Tropicana.

Right? Good ol flipp app

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

What's the under/over?

Maybe it could be “Bini’s Abs” or even “Bilal’s Dick”.

[Trackdawg]

22 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Biggus Dickus.

[Straycat80]

6 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Have you watched the show? The commercials are bad, but the actual show is much worse. I watched some of the first season, and I am done, done, done. 

I watched the first season and found it so boring I never watched any more. In fact I was surprised they’ve had more that one season. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, greekmom said:

Right? Good ol flipp app

I am not paying $6-8 for a litre of fresh squeezed.

[greekmom]

Is Patrick's brother 14?

[renatae]

23 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Jewelers a total dork!

Bizarro hair lip. My son says it's called a "soul patch." Not sure why anybody would want a practically horizontal hair growth.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Trackdawg said:

A classic moment, thank you Mr dawg for the memories

[Auntie Anxiety]

Thais spills the beans about her father not knowing they are getting married because Sharp decided that there had to be a hook for the audience. Epic fail.

[Straycat80]

Brother Matthew must be the normal brother. 

[charmed1]

His brother is old enough to have a husband? He looks like he’s 12. Does the husband talk?

[Trackdawg]

7 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Is Areola looking for a thruple?

[Doublemint]

Shrek is better looking than this Patrick - none of the brothers look related, they all look so different.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

His brother is old enough to have a husband? He looks like he’s 12. Does the husband talk?

Only when on script.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Mark your bingo cards - Las Vegas trip.

I don't know if that's a square yet! (madly taking notes for the next draft)

"What else is she/he not telling me?" also needs to be a square. 

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Wasn’t Patrick just bitching about spending 10k on Thais?

Yes. Yes he was. And now he'll throw this trip in her face too. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Shrek is better looking than this Patrick - none of the brothers look related, they all look so different.

Maybe their mother was an “overachiever.”

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, renatae said:

Bizarro hair lip. My son says it's called a "soul patch."

I thought it was inspired by a billy goat 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Does anyone think Yve has any eggs left to tote?

[Hotel Snarker]

Shrunken Head’s face went super red when Thighs said her dad didn’t know. Here comes some more Roid Rage.

[Emmeline]

19 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

  Reveal spoiler

She’s pregnant with #2, so the bed needs to be big enough for her ever-expanding waistline family.

Oh my god, those two are truly idiots and Emily’s parents too.  That girl is spoiled and doesn’t have a brain in her head.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Shrek is better looking than this Patrick - none of the brothers look related, they all look so different.

Yeah, I was wondering how many fathers are involved in Patrick's family tree...

[Trackdawg]

31 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Did someone put a quarter in the bed so that it vibrates? 

[Welshman in Ca]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Why do people romanticize Vegas? It’s garbage.

Have to strongly disagree there but live & let live.

[greekmom]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Does anyone think Yve has any eggs left to tote?

maybe someone from the squad will give her one.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, greekmom said:

maybe someone from the squad will give her one.

They're well-preserved in alcohol.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Yeah, I was wondering how many fathers are involved in Patrick's family tree...

[greekmom]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Why do people romanticize Vegas? It’s garbage.

I've never gone. It's on my bucket list to go. I see it as Niagara Falls (Canada side) blown up x1000.

[For Cereals]

Have to travel for work tomorrow and I’m totally the people in the insurance commercial who have become their parents.  I have my disinfecting wipes and baggie of delicious snacks ready.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So that Mommy’s Boy fiancée seems to have come to her senses and bailed!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Does anyone think Yve has any eggs left to tote?

We'll surely get a guided, up close and personal tour of Yve's lady bits soon. Matt Sharp labors under the delusion that we all thirst for a view of some aging hag's uterus. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Eww what the fuck I can’t watch this momma boy show

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Welshman in Ca said:

Have to strongly disagree there but live & let live.

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, it’s all my fault. We watched the last 2 months—and no Pimple Popper. Tonight we’re watching—and Pimple Popper is back. I apologize to you all.

[tvrox]

36 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I need something entertaining after the last few days. I am not sure i will get it here. Just FYI but Hubby and I are heading the Uk for a month on July 25th and then Oct 17 we have a long european trip and will be gone until Thanksgiving. So if i disappear , dont worry, Its good

Have lots of fun! 

[goofygirl]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Wasn’t Patrick just bitching about spending 10k on Thais?

He's not gonna give Thais anything to play with!  Except maybe a $20 or something.  This trip is for him!! He likes to gamble!! And Vegas is waaayyy better than Shreveport, La.! for the gambling.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I've never gone. It's on my bucket list to go. I see it as Niagara Falls (Canada side) blown up x1000.

I’ve been and that Is kinda true..

better shows and attractions though. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yve looks a little flabbier than I thought she would.

[charmed1]

6 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

What's the under/over?

I’m adding my list:

David’s leather trench coat

Pole’s penis shield

Nicole & Azan’s make-up emporium 

Darcey’s 7th face