90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

About as well as Ella's diet and exercise program. 

How’s the store, Nicole? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Throw Jabroni and Miona out, ffs! Ungrateful parasites.

[Hotel Snarker]

Jabroni and his stupid-ass hats.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Pink is Jabroni’s spirit color.

I thought some Pepto Bismol fell on his hair.

[charmed1]

Is he purposely trying to look like a Scotch Brite sponge? 

[My Girls]

Sorry, but I wouldn't be telling my future MIL that shit either.

[tvrox]

42 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

So did Yve convert? Was she planning to?

Also, couldn't this conversation happen after the plumber installed the bidet and left for the day?

 

Poor plumber. Awkward to have to listen to it. 

[Grifter Lives]

Jabroni: "I'm not 15 anymore.  That's why I don't know how to use a lawn mower.  And why I still live at home with you."

[Adeejay]

If I were Jabiri's mom, I would tell him and his lady if they can't follow my rules then get to eff out.  

[Gobi]

"I'm not15 years old anymore. Emotionally, I'm at least 16!"

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Like Tarzan in New York, only this time Jane is really annoying.

I just laughed really, really loudly at this. 

Oh Jesus Fucking Christ, Mama Jibri is now talking like a fifteen year old. "She is FAKE. What a FAKE BITCH." I'm exhausted. 

[Frozendiva]

Jibby, you are 28 years old and are being forced to live with your parents.

Yeah, you are stressed. Your wife to be wants to be in LA, where the action is.

[Bees52]

Maybe your mom is making it uncomfortable for you AND your fiance to continue to live  there, SDCB. Get your own place.

Edited May 23, 2022 by Bees52

[Pepper Mostly]

You know, I am devoutly grateful that Mama Jibri is not my therapist. She talks like a fucking fortune cookie.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I'm not15 years old anymore. Emotionally, I'm at least 16!"

In his talking head, he said, "I'm not 13."  He already reflected and reassessed. 

[Frozendiva]

Jibby, you live a fast lifestyle? Surrounded by yes people? You'll be on your fourth wife in no time.

[charmed1]

Yeah, if I was Jibri’s mother, I’d tell him, “well, the both of y’all can get tf out of my house.” 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Jabroni, it’s none of your business, except they are at your house, so maybe they made it your business? I’m a very hands off MIL, but I am conflicted here.

[Hotel Snarker]

Mahala needs to fuck right off. She should understand the power dynamic. Miona was not going to snap on her mother in law.

[For Cereals]

Mom needs to thunk Jibri in the head Shaeeda style.

[kacesq]

Jibri lives a fast lifestyle! That’s why he’s living in South Dakota and mowing lawns...master of the universe there...

[Hotel Snarker]

Mama: “Jibri!”

Jibri: “Mom!”

Mama: “Jibri!”

Jibri: “Mom!”

Mama: “JIBRI!”

Jibri: “MOM!”

Spongebob: “Spongebob!!”

[Straycat80]

If Gerbil doesn’t work where is he getting the money for the weekly hair dying and fancy clothes? If Mom is supporting him she needs to stop enabling. 

[mmecorday]

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You know, I am devoutly grateful that Mama Jibri is not my therapist. She talks like a fucking fortune cookie.

Like Marjorie on "Mom," if you're familiar with that show.

[Hotel Snarker]

Momma Jibri, maybe you should tell your creep husband to stop staring instead of all this weirdo shit.

[kacesq]

I am going to be super bored if Patrick and Thais entire storyline is brother John is an asshole...

OMG why is everyone so concerned with the purple hair girl’s love life? 

[tvrox]

45 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

There's a lotta crap hanging off the bathroom walls

Agreed, Yve seems to have a really messy house. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ooooh, John is getting a very bad edit. He was probably a drunken dickwad asshole toward the production crew.

[goofygirl]

JibJab has a long row to hoe with Miona, doesn't he??  I get the feeling that cocked up cowboy hat is about to get knocked off his tiny pointed head ANY MINUTE...

His poor Mother.

[Suzywriter]

Jibri and his mom are codependent as Hell. Mom, butt out of what he knows about his wife. That's not her place. Rules for the house, yes. Trying to second guess Miona? No. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jibri's mother really gets on my nerves, though. Sure, he and Miona are a couple of sulky teenagers, but she is a piece of WORK. "Sigh. That is so disrespectful". She's used to having her ass kissed and does not like it when the ass kissing stops. A plague on both their houses.

[Suzywriter]

To quote Clairee in Steel Magnolias, the Plaths look like they were 'carved out of cream cheese'.

[OneGuy]

It would be fun to have a list of all the spellchecked name changes for Jibri.

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ooooh, John is getting a very bad edit. He was probably a drunken dickwad asshole toward the production crew.

Since they're brothers, I'd expect him to speak some Portuguese, too.  But, he's always kissing off Thais with Spanglish: "No Bueno," "Hasta La Vista."  

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

To quote Clairee in Steel Magnolias, the Plaths look like they were 'carved out of cream cheese'.

LOL but dang it if Micah isn’t a hottie and I feel like a dirty old woman.  Just don’t understand how those parents made that son.

Edited May 23, 2022 by For Cereals

[Doublemint]

Is there anyone to like here?   I seem to hate them all.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ooooh, John is getting a very bad edit. He was probably a drunken dickwad asshole toward the production crew.

No surprises there. He's probably a drunken dickwad 24 hours a day. Maybe on Saturday nights a little drunker and dickier. Guaranteed he'll come on to Thais one day when Patrick's not home, then tell Patrick she came on to him, the filthy furrin hoor.

[JeanJean]

Keurig's are really wasteful, especially to have at home. All those little plastic cups thrown away..

[Hotel Snarker]

I’m trying to find a new therapist and seeing Jibri’s mom isn’t instilling faith I’ll find a good one.

[Trackdawg]

11 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

She has out-kvetched Jenny.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Is there anyone to like here?   I seem to hate them all.

It’s just levels of dislike at this point. Everyone has his/her own least liked/most disliked fiance.

Edited May 23, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh no. "Hopefully we'll all have a good time". THE KISS OF DEATH.  Guaranteed to end in tears, slammed doors, and drunkenness. 

[Grifter Lives]

Pat hasn't dropped his guard already?  He needs a few more cases of beer.

Edited May 23, 2022 by Grifter Lives
Wrong Bro

[Gobi]

"I decided to go play mini golf, because the axe throwing restaurant is closed for repairs."

[OneGuy]

It seems like Patrick just needs to make a decision.

[Straycat80]

Why are they taking John with them? This feels scripted to me. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s just levels of dislike at this point. Everyone has his/her own least liked Fiance.

I like Guillermo. 

After that? I got nothing. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

So, Jibri and Miona have to live with mom and dad, and I'm guessing that they're her sponsor?   So, the gruesome twosome better stop whining.    However Miona whining about moving out to their own place, and back to L.A. is funny.    

Here's a scene for Bini Meets NYC, when they cancel it, he tries to drink out of the East Rvier, and dissolves instantly.

At last someone I could win against in mini golf, John the soused fool.  

Why are the previews always so much better than the actual show?  I guess they only show the juicy parts to keep me tuning in.   Ari's finally right about something, the second the money dries up, he'll be gone.   He loves the money that he gets, not anyone else. 

I love the Chewy commercials.     

Edited May 23, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[mmecorday]

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And what is Yve going to do? Mohammed is in the house, so is her son. Is she gonna sleep with the plumber on the bathroom floor? 

I think Mohamed has seen too many crappy porn flicks.

[Frozendiva]

Thais, there is no guarantee that folks will be nice to you.