90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

John is acting like he’s in The Breakup, pulling out stops to get rid of her from the first day. He is obnoxious.

[charmed1]

Is he wearing a Vivint hat? That’s my alarm company. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

[Bees52]

On the other hand, John is rude. Probably more so because he's already had too much to drink.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

allegedly.

 

He's wearing his uniform - Vivint.  "Buy the security system, or a mean drunk will break into your house."  

Also, he's probably in between the early-morning steroid users and the after-work steroid users.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I like my Tassimo. It is a pod but I don't waste a half pot for one cup.

I’m the last of the dying breed of stove top percolator practitioners.

[greekmom]

Now Mohamed is going to pull that shit after Yve gets him a person to install his bidet?? Not cool bro.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

I'm on team "wash that sucker off and fry 'er up".

Yep. If it is a good steak, it ain't cheap. Beef prices are pretty high here. That steak will not go to waste.

[tvrox]

27 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

This is so scripted. This lady can barely say her lines without laughing.

Such therapist speak. 

[CSunshine76]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Is he wearing a Vivint hat? That’s my alarm company. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

Yup, he’s worn it before. Obviously where he and Patrick work.

[Doublemint]

I didn't expect the brother to be such an ass right away.   She's justified in not wanting him there, based on his  behavior so far.

[Trackdawg]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Bunion wants to be a super fighter. I want to be the Queen of England. Same difference.

 

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Not this BS MMA or Syngin’s opera singer nonsense.

 

4 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

Listen to "expert" Ari about MMA fighters.

 

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

MMA fighting cannot be a goal to achieve without earning money for a trainer or sponsor, these two people really do not have a grip on reality.

 

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

An aspiring MMA fighter. Yeah, okay.

 

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Over the age of 30 . . . 

Hey, there's TONS of money to be made in MMA...for Dana White...and ESPN...and Fox...and all the sponsors. 

Seriously, I've trained with quite a few pro fighters and let's just say it's about as hard to have a lucrative career in fighting as it is in baseball, football, basketball, or entertainment for that matter. Vlade Matsushenko had some top level UFC fights (he was on Andre Arlovski's highlight reel getting kicked in the face), and a couple years later I rolled with him at a gym in El Segundo (he hyperextended my elbow...and I was lucky to escape with that, the guy was a monster!). And a year later, he was teaching classes to pay the bills.

When I was a member at UFC Gym (the fitness/MMA chain), Krzysztof Soszynski was managing and teaching there. And the vets from The Utimate Fighter  were ubiquitous all over SoCal. Teaching, trying to act or do stunts, working odd jobs, waiting tables...just like anyone else in the entertainment business. And like modeling, the age limitation is a brick wall...even more so, sadly.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Binged “Couples Therapy” on Showtime yesterday. Can’t get enough of it. Orna Goralnick is my hero.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Bostons finest bros. Oh dear!

Oh honey. You'd see dozens in any bar in South Boston or Quincy or Revere any day of the week that would make John look like Alistair Cooke.

Edited May 23, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Grifter Lives]

Mohammed has lasted a few days without a bidet.  

[Emmeline]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

I didn't expect the brother to be such an ass right away.   She's justified in not wanting him there, based on his  behavior so far.

I certainly wouldn’t want to be alone in the house with him.

[Angry Moldovan]

The gerbil and his mom are on

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh honey. You'd see dozens of him in any bar in South Boston or Quincy or Revere any day of the week that would make John look like Alistair Cooke.

John is establishing that he is not a second class citizen in his home just because his brother brough home some overseas trim.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The plumber thinks that Yve looks too young to have a 22 year old son.

[endure]

36 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Shaeeda is so striking. Bilal should be falling to his knees and thanking the lord for his good fortune. Asshole. 

BUT he's not even close to showing normal human respect  😕

[Angry Moldovan]

He talks like the Samoan dude it’s freaking me out

[Trackdawg]

30 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Could you dress a bit demure? You cheap hoor!"

[Hotel Snarker]

So he hasn’t shat for a few days? He said he would refuse to go without a bidet.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is she sitting there watching the plumber do his job? Whenever I have a tradesman over I smile warmly and say "Well, I'll leave you to it! There's water and stuff in the fridge, help yourself!" 

[charmed1]

Mohammed, go back out to the living room and resume your Mr. Belvedere duties, hun.

[Frozendiva]

Mohamed, you are a guest in Yve's home. You don't own it and can't tell her what to do. A man and a woman cannot be alone? It's her house, sunshine. Get used to it. And Yve, ask what you are 'allowed' to do and if you don't like it, send him home.

[mmecorday]

Come on, man. You've been belly aching about that bidet since you arrived. Do you want it installed or not?

[kacesq]

Oh Mohammed is suddenly very concerned with Islamic precepts. Fuck you Mohammed. Is she converting? No. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

I certainly wouldn’t want to be alone in the house with him.

Thais was trying to boss John around from Brazil, over zoom.  John isn't having it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yve needs to get a permission slip from Mohamed whenever she might be in the same room as a male. That’s going to go really well.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

He talks like the Samoan dude it’s freaking me out

Asuelu? If the bidet fits.

[Angry Moldovan]

Oooohhhhh Islam misogyny, this is new angle huh?

[Pepper Mostly]

Mohammed. Did you leave your CAR? Otherwise, don't even talk to me. 

[tvrox]

17 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

My gyro and I are back! I left as Ariola was griping about the price of her apartment, and returned as she was introducing her mother's car.

Yum gyros. 

[charmed1]

Mohammed is afraid the plumber’s crack will turn her on.

[tvrox]

He gave up everything to be there! Bingo square. 

[kacesq]

Is the peen worth it Yve? I’m thinking no.

[Straycat80]

I want Yve to tell Mohamed to go take a flying leap and go back to Egypt and find a Muslim woman. And keep the bidet. 

[Bees52]

So did Yve convert? Was she planning to?

Also, couldn't this conversation happen after the plumber installed the bidet and left for the day?

 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Asuelu? If the bidet fits.

How did I forget his name?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yve, you CHOSE this. He’s the man of your dreams. Surprise!!!!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Mohammed is afraid the plumber’s crack will turn her on.

Dead

[Frozendiva]

He didn't ask her to convert but she has to follow his rules? Her house, buddy. Put up or shut up.

[charmed1]

Lower your voice, Mohammed!

[Baltimore Betty]

Call Hamster and he will figure it out, he does not seem like a problem solver.

He wondered why Yve didn't tell him the plumber was there, he was in the house did he not hear the door bell or the knock?  Yve says she thought Hamster was with Theron, in other words he was on duty and she might have had to wait till his break time to come in to the bathroom, lol.

She is not Muslim, he needs to shut it. If being a Muslim is so important to him why didn't he marry a local Muslim girl at home?

[Grifter Lives]

The plumber should interrupt and explain that he has no interest or sexual desire toward Yve.  Meanwhile, he's probably just wishing that he could escape down the drain from this ridiculous argument.

[Doublemint]

Is Yves becoming a muslim?  She has to follow his religion's rules?   Now she says "I'm not a musllim - you're in America".

[Hotel Snarker]

Mohammed: “Stranger Danger!!!”

[TMI]

Pack  mo's  bags....al he does is whine...andcomplain and try to control life....the way he wants it to be.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Mohamed, you are a guest in Yve's home. You don't own it and can't tell her what to do. A man and a woman cannot be alone? It's her house, sunshine. Get used to it. And Yve, ask what you are 'allowed' to do and if you don't like it, send him home.

I damn near fell out of bed. Yve is a grown woman in her own home who is asking some fuckboy what she's "allowed" to do? 

[Trackdawg]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh honey. You'd see dozens in any bar in South Boston or Quincy or Revere any day of the week that would make John look like Alistair Cooke.