90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

And now Ximena slags off on Mike's friend. Way to win him over, skank.

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike is beyond pathetic. He knows 100% what’s happening but he’s not going to walk away. Fucking loser.

[greekmom]

Comeon Ximena, sleep with him. Do it for the boobies.

[tvrox]

Mike is like I have no idea what you're saying but sure. And I'll beg for sex because I have no shame. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Bless his heart, Mike isn’t very bright, is he? He’s been told that Ximena has very clearly said she finds him disgusting, but he’s going to keep giving her money anyway.

He’s thinking with another organ. 

[magemaud]

Mike's bent ear is driving me crazy

[kacesq]

Mike when you’re broke and she tosses you aside, you will have no one but yourself to blame. And I am here for it.

[greekmom]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Ximena has feelings for you Minion.

Gawd. The guy is stupid.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike begging her for sex. Kimbelly is on Line 2.

[Bees52]

Smh at Mike. After his friend gave him the head's up, Ximenia and that translator app prevails.

[Straycat80]

I don’t feel sorry for Mike anymore. He’s a glutton for punishment this guy. She’s using him for money. Have fun sleeping in the Paw Patrol bed Mike. 
Up Next: Cougar rage! 

[Hotel Snarker]

She goes from, "Leave tomorrow, then" to kissing him and being all sweet.

[mmecorday]

Mike, Noxzema doesn't like you and she knows hit men. Please think with your brain and not your peen.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Kimbaaaly is thinking just like a guy.  Did it African Style and is now ready to move on to the next D. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Just avoid artificially green food, bagels, and other stuff can be really horrible with the amount of green food coloring in it.     

LOL, I used to be a bartender--how I mocked the bros who rolled in demanding green beer! 

I usually avoid St. Pat's like the plague, since its Amateur Night. And lord knows I hate corned beef and cabbage. 

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

He talks a lot about God to divert attention from his creepy tendencies.

I have a sister like that, and it's a port wine red flag.

[Emmeline]

For the love of god, Mike you dumb ass!!

[Suzywriter]

Dr. Rick better not take my gnomes...

 

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

LOL, I used to be a bartender--how I mocked the bros who rolled in demanding green beer! 

I usually avoid St. Pat's like the plague, since its Amateur Night. And lord knows I hate corned beef and cabbage. 

I was born and raised in Chicago and avoided St. Patrick's Day too.  Plus, I'm not Irish.  

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

She goes from, "Leave tomorrow, then" to kissing him and being all sweet.

She will be hot and cold to avoid marrying him until she gets every dime he has….she read Azans playbook.

[kacesq]

So did Chuck Divorce the silent wife?

[Frozendiva]

What is hanging from Coltee's face?

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I was born and raised in Chicago and avoided St. Patrick's Day too.  Plus, I'm not Irish.  

Neither was St. Patrick. 

[Burning Rubber]

Question: 

Is it me or did Ben brazenly lie?

His 10 page evening screed included "there is no fear in love" but then he tells the cameraperson that he serendipitously came across it in his morning Bible devotions.

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Olga and Steven are now moving to New York? Has he ever settled in a career? 

[greekmom]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

What is hanging from Coltee's face?

He's trying out the Amish look?

[Gobi]

90 Day Diarrhea returns. My life is complete.

[OneGuy]

Mike is easily manipulated.

[Straycat80]

I’m a quarter Irish but hate beer, corned beef and cabbage so no to St. Patrick’s Day for me too. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I finished watching The Split in Sundance Now and am currently watching the final season of The Last Kingdom. There are so many Aethals and hard for me to follow, yet I persist.

[Hotel Snarker]

OOH...THEY'RE IN SOUTH CAROLINA! Are they going to Greenville? Original home of Hotel Snarker for 9 years!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Olga and Steven are now moving to New York? Has he ever settled in a career? 

Reality TV Star. 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

What is hanging from Coltee's face?

I didn't think that he could be any more unattractive, yet here we are, yo

Edited March 14, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

90 Day Diarrhea returns. My life is complete.

I had a stomach bug/norovirus Friday. Ugh.

[Grifter Lives]

It's been a rough-ass couple of decades for Kimbaaaaly, or so she looks.

[sainte-chapelle]

A rough ass couple days…like your face

[tvrox]

32 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Memphis is about to lose her shit. 

She always is. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly, stop saying LIKE. Just stop. And don’t say YO.

[Angry Moldovan]

Kimbaleeeeeeeeee is so fucking dumb. Camel head equals a camel toe

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Mike is easily manipulated.

Mike is a dick.

I heard that the guy best friend we saw was actually his bully in the past.

[kacesq]

How old is Kimbally? She acts like she’s 14 FFS.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I had a stomach bug/norovirus Friday. Ugh.

Oh, I hate stomach bugs! Used to get them all the time when I was a young girl.

[Gobi]

"I can't believe that a 32 year old man had a girlfriend before he met me!"

Edited March 14, 2022 by Gobi

[greekmom]

Anyone seen or heard from Trackdawg tonight?

[TazDevil]

Kimbelly -- tell your friend how long it was until he even kissed you.  

[Bees52]

It wasn't that big of a fight Kim. You just got pissed off because everything is not all about you for Usman.

[Frozendiva]

You were seen as a potential girlfriend, Kimbaaaaaaly.  That is it. You had unrealistic expectations.

[Hotel Snarker]

All the Zara’s in the world. I die, yo.

[sainte-chapelle]

Her fat faced friend needs to shut up

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly: He needs to do something big.

Me: Like “cassava” big?