90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Eldemarge]

Gino really is the most useless man, isn't he?  He brings zero to a relationship.  I doubt he has a giant dick of gold.

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

She looks really tall, too. A gorgeous lady

I think she’s average height. It’s just that Memphis is only about 4’9 so she makes everyone look like Manute Bol.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

Gino does not understand anything.... Gino, how about buying a critical thinking hat?

He's afraid it will cost him too much.

[tvrox]

Hi all!

I'm not doing so well. 2 years of COVID is really getting to me. Could use your snark. 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Gino: "I will first wreck your reputation then I will support you."

That's not creepy at call. Nope! No sir!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Ben: "Last night I badgered Mahogany with 100 texts and got no response."

He is lucky that she didn't check out and drive away in the middle of the night and threw her burner phone out the car window and some dude named Teak is now the owner.

[Shelbie]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Maybe he has an Only Fans page?

Are there that many people with a hat and ugly feet fetish .

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Gino really is the most useless man, isn't he?  He brings zero to a relationship.  I doubt he has a giant dick of gold.

I’m thinking button mushroom like Coltee

[magemaud]

Jasmine should try using a Mark Eden Bust Developer 

Remember them?

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

HOW CAN YOU SUPPORT HER YOU IRRITATING MOLLUSK? YOU DO NOT HAVE A JOB!

Irritating mollusk!!? MOLLUSK?? I am dancing around the craft room clapping and screaming with laughter!

Just now, magemaud said:

Jasmine should try using a Mark Eden Bust Developer 

Remember them?

The Thighmaster's unemployed stepcousin...

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

Jasmine is an English Literature teacher or professor and Gino wants her to do Jazzercis lessons if she gets fired!🙄

Wonder what Gino did to make ends meet when he lost his job. Uber? Door Dash driver? Instacart shopper? Hahahaha, I kill me. 

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Maybe he has an Only Fans page?

Oh you know she does. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Hi all!

I'm not doing so well. 2 years of COVID is really getting to me. Could use your snark. 

I agree, plus winter isn’t helping. There ain’t no sunshine here in Dayton town

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ben probably quoted the Bible to Hogs in his narcissistic rampage of texts, trying to convince her to love him. Because that always works.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, tvrox said:

Hi all!

I'm not doing so well. 2 years of COVID is really getting to me. Could use your snark. 

Yeah, I feel ya. This thing ain't never gonna end. It's taking:  

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

Are there that many people with a hat and ugly feet fetish .

Only Jasmine.  

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

Gino does not understand anything.... Gino, how about buying a critical thinking hat?

That's because he wasn't wearing his black hat. ( or was he? I wasn't really paying attention)

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Irritating mollusk!!? MOLLUSK?? I am dancing around the craft room clapping and screaming with laughter!

He's just a shell of his former self.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m thinking button mushroom like Coltee

you had to remind me of Coltee's member when I forgotten about it1?!?!?! lol

[tvrox]

31 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola, amigos y amigas! I am happy to report that my houseguest has flown back to Chicago and for all intents and purposes she and her son are no longer part of my every day life. (I wish him the best but I am not sanguine about his future, sadly.) AND I have my house back! Now my only cause for irritation is that my husband is cooking fish in the kitchen. I'll be deploying the Febreze tomorrow, for sure. 

Oh, and I want you to know that I've told you everything and there are no secrets between us. You keep the PS5. I'll take the laptop.  

Yay no more houseguests!

[Emmeline]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I changed my clocks the night before, and still...still...I'm so disoriented. It should be called CDT...cognitive dissonance time. HATE.

Thank you!! I'm so excited!

I'm frantically making pants so I have something semi decent to wear to the office...MY OFFICE! I have an OFFICE!

 I worked at home in shorts for the past 2 years.

Congrats Suzywriter, that is fabulous news!  

[Angry Moldovan]

Fuck you cyclop

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Maybe he has an Only Fans page?

Don't laugh...my friend's daughter just bought her a $50,000 extended cab Z71 truck with OnlyFans money. She specializes in 'thicc butt' shots. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

No matter how much she tries to hide it, Hogs’ complexion needs to be dealt with professionally.

[Frozendiva]

Benjamin is perfect. He was wronged in his relationships!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

you had to remind me of Coltee's member when I forgotten about it1?!?!?! lol

My pleasure 

[mmecorday]

Senorita Plywood speaks fluent Spanish, but she speaks it like an American would.

[OneGuy]

How is it that a 24, err 22 year old is more mature than a God-fearing 50+ year old?

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ben probably quoted the Bible to Hogs in his narcissistic rampage of texts, trying to convince her to love him. Because that always works.

Jesus wept.

[TazDevil]

Are we sure Ben's not a serial killer?

[sainte-chapelle]

Run Mahogany…I find it hilarious that a 22 year old thinks he is immature 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hogs’ parents just happened to show up. What a coincidence and definitely not producer driven.

[greekmom]

Those cannot be her real parents.

[TazDevil]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hogs’ parents just happened to show up. What a coincidence and definitely not producer driven.

And they're DEFINITELY not paid actors either!!

[tvrox]

27 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

So I’m visiting the lovely ms pepper this week, but only just realised that we land in Boston on St Paddy’s day. I want to see the green river!

90 Day Snarkers+St. Paddy's Day? That sounds like a fun time! 

[RichiesOlderBro]

What a coincidence her parents SHOWED UP!

[Grifter Lives]

The good thing about the Days Inn is that it has free breakfast, and your parents can stay there, too.

[sainte-chapelle]

She is a terrible actress…her accent was not that strong 2 episodes ago 

[Hotel Snarker]

Strong parents. Not leaving their daughter alone with a full on creeper.

[Angry Moldovan]

Did the cyclops give hogs any money/gifts

[tvrox]

Mahogany is right, she's much more mature than Benjamin. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Irritating mollusk!!? MOLLUSK?? I am dancing around the craft room clapping and screaming with laughter!

The Thighmaster's unemployed stepcousin...

I stole "mollusk" as an insult after I David Tennant called someone a "patronizing fucking mollusk!" in "Staged". My son and I have taken it to our hearts and use it all the time now. Its strangely satisfying. 

6 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Ben: "Last night I badgered Mahogany with 100 texts and got no response."

"It seems God has hardened your heart toward me". Meddling old busybody. 

Meanwhile Ben has a part that also hard, if you know what I mean, wink wink.

4 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Hi all!

I'm not doing so well. 2 years of COVID is really getting to me. Could use your snark. 

Hugs, friend. We got you. 

[Frozendiva]

Wonder if they'd feel the same about Ben if he was some rich movie star?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Last week Hogs spoke perfect English. This week, not so much. How does that happen?

[OneGuy]

He talks a lot about God to divert attention from his creepy tendencies.

[Hotel Snarker]

God would like to be excluded from this narrative.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Did the cyclops give hogs any money/gifts

Didn't he loan her money ???

[Auntie Anxiety]

How DARE Hogs not answer Ben! I fucking hate him. HATE.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Wonder if they'd feel the same about Ben if he was some rich movie star?

With that wonky eye ?

[Eldemarge]

He's so fucking pressed that he has gotten sex yet.  He's pulled out ALL the (religious, narcissistic, manipulative) stops!

[TazDevil]

Yeah, I know that a guy badgering me just makes me want him more.  Good idea Ben!!