90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[TazDevil]

Oh YAY!!!  Starting off with Sumit and Jenny going to see the Astrologer!!  Saw this on the sneak peek the other night and it's awesome.  Hope Sumit borrowed some Depends from Jenny, because I think he's going to need them very soon....

[Boston]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

It’s been rough, including the booster. However I’m ready to rumble

I am wondering if I will get my Booster.. this week, maybe.. the flu shot, yes

[Doublemint]

Good evening fellow snarkers.   Had to call the fire department last night because I couldn't turn off my new oven.   Will be visiting Home Depot tomorrow.  Arrrrr.

[Trackdawg]

7 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Here

I’m here my dears 

 

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And yay! Our very own @Angry Moldovan is back among the living! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I already saw this segment. Watch Sumit’s expression. It looks Ike he’s ready to find refuge at the Hari Krishna temple.

[Hotel Snarker]

Sumit is hoping the astrologer says the best time is in 90 years.

[Floatingbison]

Happy birthday, @Auntie Anxiety!  You are the toppermost of the poppermost of the funniest!  

[greekmom]

Happy Birthday @Auntie Anxiety!

Glad to see you today @Angry Moldovan

Shocked Somemeat didn't slip the dude a few bucks to prolong the time to get married. Like 10 years or so.

[Boston]

Sumit.. HORRIFIED.. wondering how he can get out of this marriage

 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Yeah, where the fuck was @Angry Moldovan?

Sick as a dog mr bison

[sainte-chapelle]

Sumits face…wait for it

[mmecorday]

I think Sumit goes to Jerry Seinfeld's terrible barber.

[goofygirl]

Good evening peeps!! Just had to get some wine to get things started!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Phew! I finished reaming my nostrils just in time to be here with you all. I simply need my weekly dose of snark💉

BTW, it’s my birthday (29yo yet again! go figure!) and I’m delighted to spend it her with my beloved 90D family.

Happy birthday, dear @Auntie Anxiety!! Many more! 

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I think Bini is fucking pissed and hurt (rightfully so!) and this is bullshit of Ari to put this on him and then tell him she’s sorry for “him and his situation”. FUCK that bullshit!

Bini is getting railroaded. Ari, he's a guy with friends. Including women friends. Constantly hammering him with "You know what you did" "What did you do to disrespect your family?" and "How can you be this way?" is not helpful. But she knows that. She's set herself up as stainless angel victim heroine. When she gets back to the US, she can join Tiffany in the Plucky Devoted Single Mom club. She sucks. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sumit forgets to tell the astrologer ixsnay on the wedding date.

[Hotel Snarker]

Yes, he’s blaming the stars now! How much do we think he paid the astrologer to say the time is not right?

[Boston]

Just now, Boston said:

Sumit.. HORRIFIED.. wondering how he can get out of this marriage

 

... after 10 yrs.. i would like to know if there is a guy who can make so many excuses that last that long.. NOT FOR ME

[Gobi]

"And the 21st of November 1902, right?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Sumit is hoping the astrologer says the best time is in 90 years.

I’m thinking Sumit was hoping for the Twelfth of Never.

[greekmom]

TLC you sly pup.

Not revealing 1958 as Jenny's birth year.

[Boston]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Sick as a dog mr bison

Glad you are better @Angry Moldovan

[TazDevil]

Sumit's eyes don't lie.  He is not happy with this reading of the stars.

[sainte-chapelle]

@Auntie Anxiety Happy Birthday! I will get you a low flow shower head, a translator and some penis soup

[OoogleEyes]

Sumit's thought bubble: oh shit oh shit oh SHIT 

[Trackdawg]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

BTW, it’s my birthday (29yo yet again! go figure!) and I’m delighted to spend it her with my beloved 90D family.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂  Dearest @Auntie Anxiety! 

[Eldemarge]

Hello all!   Sumit is never marrying this woman.

In other news, the coworker I want to make out with... it hasn't happened YET but we ARE hanging out tomorrow evening after work so Fingers Crossed.  I need to touch another human in a sexy way, light a candle for me. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Sick as a dog mr bison

I hope it was not anything bad, Angry! I was sick from allergies to climate change this weekend!

[Emmeline]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Phew! I finished reaming my nostrils just in time to be here with you all. I simply need my weekly dose of snark💉

BTW, it’s my birthday (29yo yet again! go figure!) and I’m delighted to spend it her with my beloved 90D family.

Auntie Anxiety 🎂 its my birthday today too!

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Sick as a dog mr bison

  I'm glad you're feeling better.  We missed you!

[Bees52]

They can married!

I just knew (mean girl hoping- I bet Sumit was too) the astrologer was going to say they were a bad astrological match.

[mmecorday]

Corey, the human pufferfish.

[Maybeitsme]

Got my flu shot Friday and I'm ready to rumble, HotelSnarker I  agree this weather is cray cray but that's the way we roll in NC. Auntie  happy birthday young lady. And here we go....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Hello all!   Sumit is never marrying this woman.

In other news, the coworker I want to make out with... it hasn't happened YET but we ARE hanging out tomorrow evening after work so Fingers Crossed.  I need to touch another human in a sexy way, light a candle for me. 

Does my Bill Belichick prayer candle qualify? It made the Pats win today.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I think Sumit goes to Jerry Seinfeld's terrible barber.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

That astrologer said everything Summit didn’t want to hear, if he had to make party plans he could have made excuses about trying to plan but he can’t. I can’t wait to see Summit weasel out of this.

Sumit is internally screaming his head off.

[Gobi]

Happy birthday, @Angry Moldavian! Celebrate by axe throwing!

[Trackdawg]

7 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Do not disrespect "Land of Confusion" like this! One of the great classic songs from the 80s!

[Suzywriter]

Happy Birthday, Birthday people!

Ari has accused Bini of refusing to admit to the wrongs of having company and turning off his phone. 

[greekmom]

Why is Evil-lyn and Corey even together???

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

Auntie Anxiety 🎂 its my birthday today too!

It’s also my grandson’s bday! Happy bday to you.

[TazDevil]

Happy Birthday @Emmeline!!

[rideashire]

Okay so I have been firmly on the 'jenny and summit are weird duo but i think they are actually in love" train, but I'm now seeing the absolute look of horror on his face when he realizes they can marry and...I take it all back. This dude is about to leave the country and change his name.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Corey, the human pufferfish.

ACCURATE.

Happy Birthday, @Auntie Anxiety and @Emmeline!!  

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Evelyn….shades of Melyza.. either forgive him or get divorced 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Hello all!   Sumit is never marrying this woman.

In other news, the coworker I want to make out with... it hasn't happened YET but we ARE hanging out tomorrow evening after work so Fingers Crossed.  I need to touch another human in a sexy way, light a candle for me. 

Lighting my extra posh candle for you 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[Hotel Snarker]

She never lets him finish talking.

WHY DONT YOU LOVE YOURSELF, CUCK?

[Boston]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does my Bill Belichick prayer candle qualify? It made the Pats win today.

I'm a dedicated PATS FAN.. from Boston.. Where do i get the prayer candle??  Miss Tom.

[greekmom]

Happy Birthday @Emmeline

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Boston said:

I am wondering if I will get my Booster.. this week, maybe.. the flu shot, yes

I'm getting my booster tomorrow! 

Happy birthday to you, @Emmeline!

Why are these two idiots talking about the wedding? THEY ARE ALREADY MARRIED! What the actual fuck?

[Angry Moldovan]

8 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Auntie Anxiety 🎂 its my birthday today too!

Happy happy Birthday too 

 

Edited November 15, 2021 by Angry Moldovan