90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Boston]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I'd make a total fool of myself if that Jake from State Farm guy was the lid to this pot. Yahoo!

.. or the ass to this seat

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

 

Because if they adopt its less likely that Daddy and his wallet will be back home.

One more person eating into the inheritance.

Edited November 8, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Hotel Snarker]

I can’t fucking stand Ari’s ugly crying face.

FR tho, if Bini did what she’d done, saying he’d be gone for 1 month and staying out for 2 more, Ari would lose her shit.

[Trackdawg]

Stayed too long folks!

[Eldemarge]

The translator is gorgeoooouuusss.  

[My Girls]

It's like her face is too big for her head or something.

[OneGuy]

"Thanks for agreeing to watch Avi."  "It's more fun than you can imagine."  Mom's words are rather telling here.

[Gobi]

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

[Hotel Snarker]

Next, Ari will accuse Bini of having an affair with the translator.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Boston said:

Ari, Asuelou, Stevan.. very sad, STOP EXPLOITING THESE NUTS TLC!

Ari's parents guilt-indulge her and never make her learn any lessons. Her flat affect and unfounded beliefs make me wonder if there isn't a lot more out of order there. 
Asuelu...that poor boy is so sweet-dopey.

SteVen is more of a sociopath.

Edited November 8, 2021 by Suzywriter

[sainte-chapelle]

“ Ari wants to make drama” no shit. You understood him enough to make a baby, live with him and bring your Ex to visit. Bringing a translator is so fucking manipulative. She doesn’t want to stay too long on the topic because it reflected badly on her….bitch

Edited November 8, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Grifter Lives]

Ari needed two months to arrange an emergency out-patient surgery in Princeton, NJ.  But within a day, she can hire an Ethiopian-language translator in Kenya.  

Also, it's probably not really safe for Janice to be checking out the town alone with Avi.

[My Girls]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

It's like her face is too big for her head or something.

Ari, I mean.  Not the translator.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I can’t fucking stand Ari’s ugly crying face.

FR tho, if Bini did what she’d done, saying he’d be gone for 1 month and staying out for 2 more, Ari would lose her shit.

Fixed that for you. 

Seriously, Bini knows what's what. He knows she's all about the drama and he's had enough. I don't blame him one bit. 

[Hotel Snarker]

This girl brought a translator! So fuckin' insulting.

[charmed1]

Hired translator. We haven’t had that on our bingo cards in a while.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

Your glockenspiel must be removed immediately.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Where is this plastic surgery that I’ve heard about? Areola doesn’t look any different to me.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

This girl brought a translator! So fuckin' insulting.

It's like bringing a lawyer along on a date.

[LEILANI2]

You'd think Ari and her parents would go in hiding after this stint on 90 Day. They're just awful.

I'd say I hope that hurts their family business, but they probably cater to a bunch of entitled assholes who are just like them.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Hired translator. We haven’t had that on our bingo cards in a while.

Bini needs to get the translator's facebook info. She's gorgeous. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Why is she translating everything? They understand each other 99% of the time. She just got a translator to undermine Bini so he can't use the language barrier as an excuse.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ari immediately goes "I don't want to stay on this topic" because she knows she doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Fuck you Ari. 

Edited November 8, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Bini needs to get the translator's facebook info. She's gorgeous. 

She looks like his ex that who went to lunch with them.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

This girl brought a translator! So fuckin' insulting.

And she made sure to have the conversation in public.  There's an audience.  

[Hotel Snarker]

This translator is completely unnecessary.

How can Ari be this much of a raging bitch? She takes any situation and turns it around to make herself a victim.

This poor dude was trying to fill the time by hanging with his friends and she was driving him crazy with her constant phone calls. What is the problem here?

[brillia79]

Ari is lying about people telling her that Bini is cheating. And when she can’t control this translated conversation, she wants to move on. Sounds to me like she would call him on a near constant basis to berate Bini, so he turned off his phone.

[Eldemarge]

This crying is fake as hell.

[magemaud]

I thought the translator was his Butt Bongo Ex 

[Suzywriter]

So Ariel knows that he didn't cheat.

He hasn't done anything!

[OneGuy]

The translator must be appalled by all of this nonsense.

[TazDevil]

She managed to squeeze out one tear...

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Where is this plastic surgery that I’ve heard about? Areola doesn’t look any different to me.

I don’t know if she’s had surgery, but she’s definitely done something to inflate her lips.

[Hotel Snarker]

You cheated! You cheated!

Oh, you didn't cheat? Well you must have done SOMETHING I can be mad at! What was it?!?!! Take responsibility!

[LEILANI2]

This translator is awful, she leaves half of it out. Context is everything.

 

[Floatingbison]

I'd get up and leave and tell her to let me know where to send the child support check.

[Bees52]

Bini doesn't know what he's done wrong. Have the translator tell Ari no one else (except her mother)  knows what he's done wrong either.

[LEILANI2]

YOU ARE THE REASON for your divorce Summit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha Sumit lays his cards out on the table and Jenny finally realizes that she wasted ten years of her life.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, magemaud said:

I thought the translator was his Butt Bongo Ex 

She'll be his future butt bongo.

[Pepper Mostly]

"What have you done to disrespect your family?"

"He won't admit that he's done wrong, even if he hasn't done what I think he's done"

Ari's awfulness cannot be overstated. 

Bini is over this. 

Meanwhile, the poor translator is going to excuse herself to go the the bathroom, and sneak out the back door. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys…whoever called the fact that Sumit would use his divorce as an excuse gets an extra set of prayer beads

[rideashire]

She knows he didn't cheat and she still wants to end things because he shut his phone off a few times.

Yeah, she hasn't been planning this for a while at all....not at all....

[mmecorday]

Why is Sumit's hair different in every scene? He's like Yuri from the MST3k masterpiece "Werewolf." "Now this clown has Brian Ferry hair!"

See y'all next week. I'll see some of you on Wednesday for Fat Chat.

[Hotel Snarker]

Evelin just wants a temporary marriage to Corey. Like one of those tattoos you can wash off.

Smoot: “I can’t marry you because I couldn’t handle another divorce.” BINGO! There’s Plan D.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

She managed to squeeze out one tear...

After Bini started to cry.  She wasn't going to let him be the victim or the more emotional one.

[Emmeline]

Well, we knew Sumit would have a mew excuse.  He is afraid of marriage period.

I’m surprised that Ari and Bini slept in the same bed!  

[Auntie Anxiety]

What are the odds that the translator was Janice’s idea? Janice thinks she’s a stealth bitch but I know her game.

[Eldemarge]

Sumit is going to finally admit he doesn't want to marry Jenny to her face.

This is like... if y'all were here, we'd be poppin' bottles next week.

[TazDevil]

Great snarking tonight Peeps!!  And can't wait to read all your brilliance from tomorrow nights Single Life (that I'll miss seeing live again).  Also missing the Fat Chat this week.  I really need to get my priorities straight, apparently!!

Have a great week y'all!!!