90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Trackdawg]

23 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sounds like Jenny had food poisoning. Mother Sumit made sure that Jenny got the plate with the e.coli on it.

[Hotel Snarker]

I find it so sad that Armando has to say his dad is “coming to terms with” him being gay.

[tvrox]

32 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Yes, there's water, but it probably has a lot of sewage in it, so boil that shit before you drink it.

I foresee another diarrhea episode in our future. 

[Suzywriter]

11 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

Victor didn't like her before she got there.  

[FrancescaFiore]

Who is the Annie on the upcoming season of single life? Not Annie of Annie & David! (I hope)

[For Cereals]

7 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I actually hate Steven even more than Colt and Andrew combined.

I’d definitely rank him first.  He is so creepy that it’s more disturbing than entertaining. Count me in with predictions of news reports or ID network.

[mmecorday]

Gah, I remember reading about Barbra Streisand directing one of her movies. When the sun started to come up, she yelled at her underlings to do something about it because it was ruining the shoot. I'm getting that controlling vibe from Kenny right now.

 

[Trackdawg]

Borey and Evil aren't on tonight??? I'm about bounce in a bit and I REEEEEALLY need someone to make some Evilyn references! 🙏🙏

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

It was the unhygenic plate. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

So, Kenny, someone said no to you...and you are being a total hostile prick. You never consider anyone's feelings. 

Armando, this is what you get if Kenny is displeased over the wedding or the size of his ice cream or the color of his flipflops. Sure you want to be stuck with that punitive tantrum-thrower? 

Kenny takes umbrage at just about everything that doesn’t line up with what he fantasized about.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Steven is going to propose on water? Isn’t that bad luck?  

[Hotel Snarker]

What does Alina see in this squiggly white boy?

[sainte-chapelle]

My friend was in a similar situation to Armando. He agreed to come but didn’t want my friend tokissher wife even during vows. It was awkward but toward the end of the evening he made a speech saying that he loved her and now he had two daughters…we all cried..hard. Give him time.

[Grifter Lives]

6 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Ohhhh! Alina! I'm so disappointed. The minute he took out the Book of Mormon, I would have realized that all of this has been a long con to convert another naive dupe into the church.

Two things that always bother me:

• She's Russian Orthodox.  She's in Turkey, albeit Anatolia, not Istanbul.  But they have to go to Istanbul to star the marriage application.  Why has she not expressed any desire to go to Constantinople (especially when her mother was there) or show SteVen her religion?
• While she was in Russia, why didn't SteVen send covert Mormon missionaries to start her conversion?  Does he need or want to claim the credit of converting her personally?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

It’s all about you, Kenny, isn’t it?

Clearly someone didn't get the memo.

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

So, Kenny, someone said no to you...and you are being a total hostile prick. You never consider anyone's feelings. 

Armando, this is what you get if Kenny is displeased over the wedding or the size of his ice cream or the color of his flipflops. Sure you want to be stuck with that punitive tantrum-thrower? 

Thank you! Kenny is such a passive aggressive whiner. And poor Armando is always trying to placate him. 

[Frozendiva]

All these romantic gestures seem to be red flags.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

I foresee another diarrhea episode in our future. 

[Frozendiva]

Steven probably has no interest in any other religions.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Steven is going to propose on water? Isn’t that bad luck?  

For Alina it is!

[Hotel Snarker]

SteVen knows that he is damn lucky with Alina and will never get another girl this good again. Please Alina, say NO!

[kacesq]

OMG he’s not going to sing is he??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now SteVen will be entertaining us with his musical stylings. Oy vey ist mir.

[mmecorday]

That song is called "Lick My Love Pump."

[FrancescaFiore]

Fuck Steven for pantomiming his whole plan to the boat captain.  This whole thing is beyond cringey. Like, this might be fatally cringe.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Gah, I remember reading about Barbra Streisand directing one of her movies. When the sun started to come up, she yelled at her underlings to do something about it because it was ruining the shoot. I'm getting that controlling vibe from Kenny right now.

 

Like the Queen of Hearts in Alice in Wonderland, who demanded that the roses be painted red! 

Oh no, Steven will sing. Kill me now. 

Steven: I'm glad Alina fell for my empty apology, which will make it easier for me to keep her under my thumb in the future!

[Grifter Lives]

SteVen must find the street rabbits that predict the future.

[Floatingbison]

Steven and Pool (the guy with a million bags who went  to Brazil and collected his mom's hair) are tied for Who Will Be the First to Appear on ID TV in Serial Killer Investigation?

Edited November 1, 2021 by Floatingbison

[magemaud]

26 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

New season of 600 Lb. Life. Holy hell.

TLC’s birthday present for our dear @Floatingbison

[Suzywriter]

Steven is deep in the spectrum. Did you see the bug batting?

[OneGuy]

If this is Mormon, give me Lessmon.

Edited November 1, 2021 by OneGuy

[LEILANI2]

Steven will be featured on Dateline in 10 or 20 years. He's the kind who kills his wife and kids for the insurance money and has a new one on the side.

[Hotel Snarker]

My right ear drum is busted from Steven’s performance.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

That song is called "Lick My Love Pump."

The saddest key of all - D Minor.

[sainte-chapelle]

Steven is role playing…I can’t 

[Trackdawg]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

What does Alina see in this squiggly white boy?

[hookedontv]

Steven is too much of a douche bag to realize that all these stupid gestures (boat, keyboard-I refuse to call it a piano), Book of Mormon are not necessary.
 

All Alina wants is a sincere guy that doesn’t lie or cheat. sadly she hasn’t figured out that he’s not that guy. 

Edited November 1, 2021 by hookedontv

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jenny, teach them the Hare Krishna chant. Maybe they will accept you if you say it 118 times.

[My Girls]

I would NOT want to do yoga with someone who just had the shits.

[LEILANI2]

I thought it was a temporary low flow shower head situation, but this looks to be a new hairstyle for Summit.

[Maybeitsme]

I just can't with Steven! He sets my teeth on edge every time I see him. He and his childish ways and birdlike chest make me ragey

[magemaud]

oh Kenny, with your gravelly vocal fry, STFU about the damn sunset! 

[OoogleEyes]

OMG. Jenny you are a grown ass woman. Why are you putting yourself through this? 

Is the show that important to you?

[Suzywriter]

Kvetch them to death, Jenny. It's your superpower.

[mmecorday]

We have Gwyneth Paltrow to thank for this scene because when she started doing yoga, everyone else did. 🙄

[Hotel Snarker]

Jenny, just let your breath carry you. Yoga is awesome.

[Mr. Miner]

Yoga and diarrhea would be problematic.

[kacesq]

Snicker. mama Sumit making Jenny look bad. And inflexible.

[sainte-chapelle]

Wasn’t yoga appropriated by the UK after it was banned in India during the occupation? It is more spiritual than anything else.

[LEILANI2]

Yoga now, how has Jenny's and Summit's story line gotten so contrived.  Someone tell Sharps we'd be fine with Jenny just realizing Summit is a child and leave. She can even go on the Single Life, I don't care  but this whole Summit Evil Step Mother charade is boring.

Edited November 1, 2021 by LEILANI2

[charmed1]

Mama Sumit is flexible! Get it, girl.