90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[kacesq]

FFS what the hell are we watching?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Just popping in to let you guys know I’m in the country celebrating my 51st birthday. No reception for TV☹️ but some knock fff champers! I miss you guys and see you next week!

🎂🎂🎁🎁🎁🎉🥳🍾💐

[mmecorday]

What on earth is going on? 

[Drogo]

My eyes!!!!! My eyes!!!!!!!

[AR Traveler]

OH no.  This is my cue to go get a drink.

[Drogo]

Oo page 1300.  We obsessed. 

[Gobi]

Nose hair trimming? What next, squeezing blackheads?

[Auntie Anxiety]

The nostril trimming s a precursor to the butt plug demonstration.

[kacesq]

I kinda love Jasmine’s hair in the TH.

[Bees52]

Come on now, Jasmine and Gino! Really? The nose hair trimming? Bleh!

 

[Eldemarge]

NOPE!  Time to visit the kitchen.

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Just popping in to let you guys know I’m in the country celebrating my 51st birthday. No reception for TV☹️ but some knock fff champers! I miss you guys and see you next week!

[Drogo]

Their segment can’t end fast enough. 

[sainte-chapelle]

In the talking heads..da fuck happened to her face?

[MagicEyes]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

In the talking heads..da fuck happened to her face?

Wax lips.

[Gobi]

Just now, Drogo said:

Their segment can’t end fast enough. 

It lasts longer than their sex.

[Drogo]

“You’re kind of looking pregnant “? 

Bruh tryna get merc’d

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine has two sons and a daughter sister.

[Suzywriter]

Disgusting, moldy, creepy, fake, nasty Gino and Jasmine. I muted. I just can't. 

[greekmom]

All I can say Drogo is that you were the best mod this group has ever had.

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Oo page 1300.  We obsessed. 

[Drogo]

Just now, greekmom said:

All I can say Drogo is that you were the best mod this group has ever had.

I love you too. :)

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is Jasmine dressed like a middle aged American tourist?

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Nose hair trimming? What next, squeezing blackheads?

That's Dr. Pimple Popper.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, greekmom said:

All I can say Drogo is that you were the best mod this group has ever had.

Totally. 

[For Cereals]

Just now, greekmom said:

All I can say Drogo is that you were the best mod this group has ever had.

And not just because I got to look at the picture of my next husband…

[Auntie Anxiety]

So after all this time, Jasmine finally tells Gino that she doesn’t want another kid, unless he’ll pay for her tummy tuck after the birth.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why is Jasmine dressed like a middle aged American tourist?

Yeah don’t know why she’s always criticizing his style…

Edited August 21, 2023 by For Cereals

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So after all this time, Jasmine finally tells Gino that she doesn’t want another kid, unless he’ll pay for her tummy tuck after the birth.

who would want a kid with Gino?

I mean comeon...

if Gino and I were the last two ppl on earth and the human race depended on our survival. Sorry ppl, it was fun while it lasted.

Edited August 21, 2023 by greekmom

[Suzywriter]

Jhonreil is a child. A child. I am not mocking a child. 

That being said, he looks sort of like a gecko. A cute one, but still.

[mmecorday]

So tonight I made mushroom risotto from scratch. My girlfriend had three helpings. And it was my own recipe. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

who would want a kid with Gino?

I mean comeon...

if Gino and I were the last two ppl on earth and the human race depended on our survival. Sorry ppl, it was fun while it lasted.

An egg-headed, moldy kid, born with a hat on.

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

who would want a kid with Gino?

I mean comeon...

Forget having a kid who would want to spend one minute around him.

[Doublemint]

Well, it's got to get better.  We had 2 couples no one likes - can only go up, right?

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Pepper Mostly continues to rack up the demerits. At this point, she’s skating on very thin ice.

[LEILANI2]

Jasmine and Gino should be on last resort.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

who would want a kid with Gino?

I mean comeon...

if Gino and I were the last two ppl on earth and the human race depended on our survival. Sorry ppl, it was fun while it lasted.

You would be doing the world a favor.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Well, it's got to get better.  We had 2 couples no one likes - can only go up, right?

That’s cute.

[AR Traveler]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Jhonreil is a child. A child. I am not mocking a child. 

That being said, he looks sort of like a gecko. A cute one, but still.

I was wondering if he might have a misaligned jaw that gives him that unfortunate Geico gecko look.  Given what we've seen of the house, would it be a surprise that dental work goes by the wayside as well?

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Pepper Mostly continues to rack up the demerits. At this point, she’s skating on very thin ice.

I think she is cheating on us. I'm hiring a private investigator. 

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Pepper Mostly continues to rack up the demerits. At this point, she’s skating on very thin ice.

Read her the riot act Auntie!!

[tvrox]

Hi all!! 

[greekmom]

Where is @Floatingbison ?

[Gobi]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I think she is cheating on us. I'm hiring a private investigator. 

She had better not have removed her ankle bracelet.

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Jasmine and Gino should be on last resort.

They should be marooned on a desert island with only each other as company.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I think she is cheating on us. I'm hiring a private investigator. 

We might have to FaceTime with her 24/7 just to know what she’s up to. And I won’t buy any excuses, like the WiFi being broken.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just curious…on this franchise..what couples have you all enjoyed? 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, AR Traveler said:

I was wondering if he might have a misaligned jaw that gives him that unfortunate Geico gecko look.  Given what we've seen of the house, would it be a surprise that dental work goes by the wayside as well?

He looks a lot like his grandfather, and he may resemble his father as well.  I think it's the very very big eyes and small, pointed chin. None of those are bad traits, but on a skinny pubescent boy, it spells gecko. 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Shelbie said:

They should be marooned on a desert island with only each other as company.

And their nose hair trimmer!

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

We might have to FaceTime with her 24/7 just to know what she’s up to. And I won’t buy any excuses, like the WiFi being broken.

How do we know she isn't a man on a dating app?? We've been snark scammed!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Just curious…on this franchise..what couples have you all enjoyed? 

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