90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[kacesq]

Good evening my friends! 

[AR Traveler]

Oh boy, I'm ready to snark!  I just turned in a research report for my genealogy class, so I'm free!  Bring on the nincompoops.

(oh, and I hope everyone had a good week!)

[kacesq]

Ugh. I forgot about asshole Riley.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ooo, Dempsey, those jeans are the opposite of flattering.

[Eldemarge]

I'm here with the leftover wine from Love During Lockup!  Fuck off, Riley!!!

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

This week, Statler tells us that she takes toilet paper with her wherever she goes (heh).

Maybe google DuckDuckGo and take it from there?

Maybe tomorrow if I have problems tonight - so far it's ok.  Thank you.

[judylo]

Hi everyone!

[Gobi]

Easy to see how Stacked charmed all those women right out of their panties. Not.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That filthy backpack on the bed? Yeah, no.

[kacesq]

An insect. Ok. Oh look how quirky Statler is!

[Bees52]

Who doesn't get quiet when they don't know what to talk about? I mean, besides Christian...

 

[Drogo]

When you guys argue with me, I lose my desire. 
 

And we can’t cook without the proper equipment. 

[charmed1]

Can you fly back through customs with dead insects? I guess it doesn’t matter if they’re dead, right?

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

That filthy backpack on the bed? Yeah, no.

Whenever I’m in a hotel with luggage I hear the voices of my 90DF brethren yelling at me not to put it on the bed…

[GrammyPammy]

Dempsey brought Statler a gift of…mounted bugs. And Statler…loved it!

[Gobi]

They're certainly into buggery.

[Bees52]

Y'all can keep the bugs, real or not. Bleh

[CrazyInAlabama]

Dempsey imports insects from another country?  Is that legal?   Statler and Dempsey certainly are a good match. 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Statler can barely keep it in her pants, so to speak.

[sainte-chapelle]

Im here! Totally overate and I am drinking wine. Bring on the snark

[kacesq]

Just now, Gobi said:

They're certainly into buggery.

I would ask Primetimer for a standing ovation reaction because the applause one isn’t good enough for this kind of snark.

[Doublemint]

Oh well, roses are so ordinary!   ( if someone brought me insects  I'd dump them).

[Shelbie]

Hi everyone.
At least Dempsey has actually listened to what Statler likes as opposed to Riley who brought Walmart pearls to Vietnam.

[mmecorday]

Suddenly I'm remembering when Marcia Brady had a thing for Harvey "Bugs" Klinger on "The Brady Bunch." 

[Eldemarge]

Dempsey, unlike all the other filthy traveled 90 Day People (men), has decided to shower before bed.  

She is too normal for this show.

[charmed1]

Erm, that butt is more cheese danish than peach, babe.

[sainte-chapelle]

I can’t judge, my husband bought me an ugly Henry Viii figurine. My friends were horrified but I love it…he is my person

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[Eldemarge]

I worry about Dempsey.  She's going to wake up in the middle of the night with Statler's coochie on her face.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This poor production assistant couples therapist doesn’t know what she’s in for.

[kacesq]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I can’t judge, m6 husband bought me an ugly Henry Viii figurine. My friends were horrified but I love it…he is my person

Did he get figurines of all the wives too? I saw a collection once in an antique store years ago and have regretted not buying them ever since.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Gino must have an entire suitcase of ugly hats.  

So, the "therapist" is another production associate right?   

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I can’t judge, m6 husband bought me an ugly Henry Viii figurine. My friends were horrified but I love it…he is my person

Because I have no taste, I brought home a Paddington bear wearing a Beefeater uniform.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do you think Jasmine and Gino coordinated their outfits?

[mmecorday]

Gino: I think it would be better if we talk about what's changed.

Camera pans to Jazz-mean's frozen face from too much Botox/fillers.

[Mr. Miner]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I worry about Dempsey.  She's going to wake up in the middle of the night with Statler's coochie on her face.

Or Statler’s face in her ass.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Do you think Jasmine and Gino coordinated their outfits?

Just their butt plugs.

[Shelbie]

All the toys behind the therapist makes me think she is a counselor for children not adults. This might help because Gino and Jasmine are emotionally 12.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Gino doesn’t like that Jasmine tells everyone that he’s a shitty lover and can barely get an erection? What’s not to love?

[Bees52]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

This poor production assistant couples therapist doesn’t know what she’s in for.

Nope. She's not ready for these two. No one is.

[TMI]

You know what has changed in Panama --seeing the extremely expensive apartment--realizing the he is being taken for a ride...and he can not get the three thousand dollars signs out of his head

 

There is NO SPOILER>...just a lousy posting error

Spoiler

 

 

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[Auntie Anxiety]

Abandonment issues in 3….2…..1. ✔️

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, kacesq said:

Did he get figurines of all the wives too? I saw a collection once in an antique store years ago and have regretted not buying them ever since.

I do have a few minis but couldn’t find any of all the wives…here he is

[CSunshine76]

Only a 90 Day “therapist” would have shelves and shelves full of toy figurines! What the hell?

[Suzywriter]

Hey, all!!

I showed up just in time for the bugs. 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

We’ve only had intercourse seven times. But who’s counting?

Gino just said the magic words, “You have to work on yourself.”

Jesse calls in on Line 2.

[Gobi]

Why are the writings in the office in English?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gino: And that’s it. Period.

Me: yeah, here we go…perfect segue into “I’m on my period.” And voila!

[judylo]

Maybe it’s because I saw this part Friday, but Gino and Jasmine are SO boring.

[Suzywriter]

Every time I've gone to couple/family therapy was the kiss of death.  

[sainte-chapelle]

Da fuk…not appropriate David