90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Grifter Lives]

"I'm forgetting every nice thing you've ever done for me," says Ari.

I guess that's why she'll stay in Princeton.

 

[Trackdawg]

Hey PT Peeps!

SO glad to make it in tonight!

...though the reason I can make it (Dodgers got eliminated) is truly...

But...

So...

[Frozendiva]

Ari, you have a backup person to call if the phone is off or charging or whatever. Bini is not sewn to you.

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Yes.  Are you on Verizon FiOS?  It's trying to save us from the suck.

Yes, I am, in Central Jersey. It must be some kind of conspiracy.

BTW, I heard from our friend @Floatingbison that he has no internet tonight but will try to get on the forum somehow. 

[tvrox]

23 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Sorry I missed last week, the kid was home from college. I missed you all dreadfully as this Shiite show is nothing without you guys and your brilliant snark!

Glad you are back! 

[Grifter Lives]

Evilyn would not approve of Ari's bunkbeds (two mattresses).

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have a vague memory of life before cellphones, when you had to trust your partner.

[sainte-chapelle]

“ He is taking all control away from me” Do you hear yourself Ari?  Not having service is NOT the same as turning your phone off you troll doll.

Edited October 25, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Ari's as bad as Tiffany, she acts like she's doing Bini a huge honking favor by being in his presence and blessing him with her company. And she lectures him like he's five. 

And because it can't be said enough, fuck you Ari. 

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Biotin is working for you? My doctor wants me to try it, but i've been hesitant. 

Biotin was the only supplement my oncologist approved after chemo. 

[Mr. Miner]

Bini’s scouting out baby mama #3.

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

What has she done for Bini?  Ever?

Kvetched incessantly...just for him.

[Trackdawg]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The biggest question is why do I feel like I scaled Mount Everest? It’s just a stupid, overpriced toy!

 

30 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s been an incredible week @magemaud. Between scoring those toys, realizing that the biotin pills I’ve been taking are actually reversing my thinning hair catastrophe and breaking my personal best mouse trapping record (six in six days!!), I’m walking on air! Now time for me to cap things off with two hours of snark.

[tvrox]

22 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Present and accounted for....I hate Ari.

She was so lying with that excuse of why she had to stay in the States longer. 

[Rabithed]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

“ He is taking all control away from me” Do you hear yourself Ari? 

Right?  She is disturbed. 

[Frozendiva]

I'd be afraid of clonking my head to the bunk bed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Areola doesn’t have any friends to go out to a club with. She’s jealous. And what the hell is Bini supposed ti be doing from Ethopia?

[Hotel Snarker]

So the phone shouldn't be turned off because your baby is going for surgery, but when is the surgery? And what should he be doing while you're away?

This idiot really expects him to just be sitting around, crying for her.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Trackdawg said:

.though the reason I can make it (Dodgers got eliminated) is truly...

Glad you could make it although not under the best circumstances. My boyfriend is a diehard Lions fan and was disappointed yet again today.

[Gobi]

"We are the most important thing to you. That's why we moved 6,000 miles away from you."

[TazDevil]

Just now, magemaud said:

Biotin was the only supplement my oncologist approved after chemo. 

Same.  Although I didn't use it.  I ate more biotin-rich foods (nuts, mostly).

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Areola doesn’t have any friends to go out to a club with. She’s jealous. And what the hell is Bini supposed ti be doing from Ethopia?

He also works in clubs, when his butt-bongo act is booked.  

[Suzywriter]

10 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

“ He is taking all control away from me” Do you hear yourself Ari?  Not having service is NOT the same as turning your phone off you troll doll.

you do anything you want...says the woman half a world away because that's what she wanted. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Bini’s scouting out baby mama #3.

My thought exactly. I can’t stand either of them. Avi is embarrassed that he’s more mature than they are. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Areola looks skeletal i those talking heads.

[OneGuy]

"Would you also wear the anle bracelet I graciously bought for you until I get back to Ethiopia?"

[charmed1]

I was watching Michael Keaton on 60 Minutes. He signed my late pass. I’m only here for Family Sumit though, so I see I’m right on time!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Areola doesn’t have any friends to go out to a club with. She’s jealous. And what the hell is Bini supposed ti be doing from Ethopia?

Dress up in black and undergo a two month mourning period. And talk to Ari 19 hours per day.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Bini’s scouting out baby mama #3.

 Lot of unpaved roads there, pretty easy to trip and fall into a vagina.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ari has no control over the situation at all. She can't monitor and pout disapprovingly at him from across the ocean. 

Does she even hear herself? Don't answer that. 

[greekmom]

MAKE HER SCRUB THE FLOORS MAMA!!!

 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh fuck off Ari. You wanted to immediately leave for America to sit on your ass waiting for a surgery your child already could have had in Ethiopia. If he’s hanging out with his friends to try and forget you’re gone (you know, cause he had a nervous breakdown when you left) let him.

I know Bini's not a prize but seriously, what the fuck?

Ari is just trying to pick a fight so she has a reason to stay.

[Grifter Lives]

Deep symbolism from the producers with the closing screenshot of "Please rate the quality of your call."

Also - did Mama Sumit do this for his first wife?  Why didn't Sumit prepare Jenny better?

The kitchen doesn't look much cleaner.

[Zombness]

Well Jenny to tell you the truth, that kitchen was dirty and needed a good clean up.

[Angry Moldovan]

Bwok bwok bwok. Woe is me bwok smit

[Armchair Critic]

Back away and zip your lips Sum Meat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jenny couldn’t even open up that container. Oy vey! Bock bock! She’ll be running into her bedroom soon to chant with her beads, just to remain calm.

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Glad you could make it although not under the best circumstances. My boyfriend is a diehard Lions fan and was disappointed yet again today.

[Angry Moldovan]

This is  an acid trip in a David lynch film. Wtf? 

[charmed1]

Are Jenny’s ends pink?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Bwok bwok bwok. Woe is me bwok smit

I forgot the W in my bok bok.

[greekmom]

Bitch please.

You've been in India for like what? A few years now.

Learn some Hindi.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

"Would you also wear the anle bracelet I graciously bought for you until I get back to Ethiopia?"

She is not as smart as Stacey, who demanded access and location services for Florian while she was in Turkey

[Suzywriter]

"I want to eat something cooked by Jenny."
Have you read The Help, Mama Sumit? There is a perfect recipe for you in there. 

[Hotel Snarker]

This is killing me. I’m laughing my ass off.

[Zombness]

Summit why don't you stay in the kitchen and be the translator for both.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jenny's lived in India how long? She still has NO Hindi? You can get Hindi lessons on Duolingo.  Ten minutes a day. Sheesh.

[Gobi]

Hey, Somemeat's Mom, respect your elders!

[Mrs. Landingham]

Yo, Sumit. You know why your mom and Jenny stopped being friends in 2013? Because you both disrespected her by secretly having sex in her house while pretending she was just a platonic friend. The mother was probably humiliated.

[Auntie Anxiety]

When I would get pissed at my son when he was a wee baby, I’d take a stuffed animal and “yell” at him with a sweet, high voice. He thought it was hilarious. Just like Jenny and Mother Sumit are doing. But my son wasn’t even a year old.

Edited October 25, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety