90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

Hey all...I have the flu, but managed to wake up and say hi. 

[Mr. Miner]

It’s like Johan was looking for the most awful wife he could find.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele, marry in haste, repent at leisure.

[kacesq]

Wah wah wah Danielle. I hope he makes you miserable considering how you misrepresented the life you would have together.

also “unconditional love” is such a silly concept at times. People use it as a cudgel. 

[Shelbie]

I’m surprised Baba hasn’t given Danielle a plant of some kind to stop her crying.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I've noticed that in interviews with British rock stars I used to read.  At least back in the day,  they used to throw that word around pretty freely.

I am not really offended, I worked in too many professional kitchens to clutch my pearls over the word "Cunt," I mean once you talk menus with a chef that refers to the fucking broccoli and everything is fucking this or that you get used to it.  

[Doublemint]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Emergency Alert on the show. Mandatory wildfire evacuation here.

Oh no - be careful!! Stay safe diva.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daniele, marry in haste, repent at leisure.

Ooh, Ma Ingalls favorite snark!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

I think they already have.  Have you seen her from behind lately?

🎶Talk about mudflaps, Danielle's got 'em!🎵

[Baltimore Betty]

Asking the penis size of a random dude...oy.

[kacesq]

Are those people really Amish? I though the Amish eschewed cameras. I saw a documentary about the murder of an Amish wife and there were no photos of her.

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Warning, you can go down a rabbit hole! 

https://www.cakewrecks.com/
 

I love this site

[For Cereals]

Just now, Shelbie said:

I’m surprised Baba hasn’t given Danielle a plant of some kind to stop her crying.

Maybe he meant for her to create a salve with the ants that came after kicking coconuts and smashing fruit…

[tvrox]

22 minutes ago, greekmom said:

OMG. I showed my youngest that cringe anti drug commercial from the 80s (I learned it from you dad!) and he laughed his head off!

The one with the egg and this is your brain on drugs? 

[Floatingbison]

better than a tiny todger!

 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Oh no - be careful!! Stay safe diva.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

It feels like he’s being played by a voice actor interning at Sharp. 

[For Cereals]

Just now, kacesq said:

Are those people really Amish? I though the Amish eschewed cameras. I saw a documentary about the murder of an Amish wife and there were no photos of her.

Maybe they were once but TLC is so lazy, most of them have very non-Amish social media…totally fake…

[Bees52]

So... what was the point of this Johan/Taylen meet up?

 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

The one with the egg and this is your brain on drugs? 

no not that one.

check youtube.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Wah wah wah Danielle. I hope he makes you miserable considering how you misrepresented the life you would have together.

also “unconditional love” is such a silly concept at times. People use it as a cudgel. 

She's gaslighting as fast as she can. She's full of shit. Johan's acting like a jerk but I'm sure he was taken aside by production and given a note, he's enjoying it too much for it not to be an act. 

And Danielle, the thing about "unconditional love" is that its a two way street. She wants Johan's "unconditional love", but hers for him is loaded with conditions and the underlying goal that he "change". 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Wah wah wah Danielle. I hope he makes you miserable considering how you misrepresented the life you would have together.

also “unconditional love” is such a silly concept at times. People use it as a cudgel. 

I get unconditional love from my dog. Does that count?

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Asking the penis size of a random dude...oy.

just ask any random guy, he'll tell you....he's  packing heat down there!

 

[endure]

10 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

It’s like Johan was looking for the most awful wife he could find.

And now he's getting even with her, he NEVER wanted to meet  this ex and I don't blame him for throwing it back in her face.  They really should be done.

Edited May 1, 2023 by endure

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

I’m surprised Baba hasn’t given Danielle a plant of some kind to stop her crying.

She’s saving up. Each session costs at least $250.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I am not really offended, I worked in too many professional kitchens to clutch my pearls over the word "Cunt," I mean once you talk menus with a chef that refers to the fucking broccoli and everything is fucking this or that you get used to it.  

LOL, my son's a chef and his "fuck" quotient is off the charts! 

[Doublemint]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I get unconditional love from my dog. Does that count?

That's the truest kind - sad isn't it?

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Hey all...I have the flu, but managed to wake up and say hi. 

Get well soon ❤️‍🩹

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

 

And to imagine what they’ll be like in California in June…YIKES.

[tvrox]

23 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Wonder if she slapped the crap out of Rishi when the cameras left.

I hope so!!! 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Get well soon ❤️‍🩹

And to imagine what they’ll be like in California in June…YIKES.

Bone dry here and very windy this spring.

[sainte-chapelle]

6 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Emergency Alert on the show. Mandatory wildfire evacuation here.

Be careful. Wildfires can change direction quickly. Please stay safe

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie is lucky to have a son who loves her.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Debbie is lucky to have a son who loves her.

Wrangles her, I think you meant to say "Wrangles her."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Osama changes into a vampire at night. I can believe that.

[Gobi]

"He changes, and it's always at night! I think he's a werewolf!"

[Pepper Mostly]

"He keeps changing and it always happens at night. Especially when the moon is full!"

[GrammyPammy]

Debbie: “it always happens at night!” 
 

That’s it, he’s a werewolf!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Be careful. Wildfires can change direction quickly. Please stay safe

There was a brush fire downtown that was near two fancy hotels. Hot and dry this week. We need some rain.

[kacesq]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I get unconditional love from my dog. Does that count?

Dogs deserve it.

[sainte-chapelle]

Run Debbie run. Go home. I can’t with the son in the Merica shirt though

[Pepper Mostly]

WHERE'S HER YELLOW BRICK ROAD??

[kacesq]

Debbie does enjoy starring in the story of her life. So dramatic.

[Frozendiva]

Debbie, have your things shipped to your hotel and make flight arrangements.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie, cut your losses.

[Hotel Snarker]

Snarkers, out of all the Americans this season, you have been forced to spend one full day with them exploring the unknown. Who do you choose? React accordingly:

1. Kris (🔥)

2. Jen (👍🏼)

3. Gabe (❤️)

4. Nicole (😢)

5. Danielle (💡)

6. Debbie (😉)

[Gobi]

"He's a weresnake!"

[Pepper Mostly]

@Suzywriter, I'm sorry you're not feeling well! Go back to bed and drink lots of liquids! I wish I could bring you some soup! 

[goofygirl]

Debbie, pack your shit up and get the fuck out of there.  Seriously. GO HOME!!  Get a dog if you need a buddy.

 

I'd pick Debbie to spend some time with.  She's a hoot and also just about my same age.

Edited May 1, 2023 by goofygirl

[kacesq]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Snarkers, out of all the Americans this season, you have been forced to spend one full day with them exploring the unknown. Who do you choose? React accordingly:

1. Kris (🔥)

2. Jen (👍🏼)

3. Gabe (❤️)

4. Nicole (😢)

5. Danielle (💡)

6. Debbie (😉)

Johan.

[tvrox]

21 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am sitting on the couch chewing on a whole baguette and drinking wine…maybe I need help 😂 

That sounds awesome! You don't need help, you just need to share with us all.