90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

He can fuck all the way off. He wants the cute American yet expects her to conform with no compromise.

The cute American has crazed eyes. 

[greekmom]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Hey, I got sworn in as a Public Notary on Friday (called "Notary Public" in civilized states). I really, really wanted one of those little round embossers with my name and the frilly edges, and this was the only way to legally get one.

soooo cool. i wanted one for like ever.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is somebody going to work on themselves? Jesse on Line 3.

[GrammyPammy]

Safelite commercial…who in their right mind drives their baby around half the night to put it to sleep? You’re not doing it right.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Hey, I got sworn in as a Public Notary on Friday (called "Notary Public" in civilized states). I really, really wanted one of those little round embossers with my name and the frilly edges, and this was the only way to legally get one.

Have you checked local antique shops? They are on the shelf right above the Bakelite.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Hey, I got sworn in as a Public Notary on Friday (called "Notary Public" in civilized states). I really, really wanted one of those little round embossers with my name and the frilly edges, and this was the only way to legally get one.

[Frozendiva]

The cute American should not be making all the changes.
 

 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh no. I do not think she will see constraints as benefits. Noooooo.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Trackdawg said:

I like Jenny now. She read Ed for filth at the tell all, one of the only to stand up to him. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

Safelite commercial…who in their right mind drives their baby around half the night to put it to sleep? You’re not doing it right.

That's what pediatricians and What to Expect books recommended in the 90s. Gas was cheaper. 

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is somebody going to work on themselves? Jesse on Line 3.

Jesse!  That was a classic line from him!

 

[Eldemarge]

I think I would be okay having another life partner but not being married feels more glamorous than getting hitched.

[Bees52]

Good evening everyone! I'm late to the forum but I've been watching.

As always, these folks never listen to their family and friends advice, at least Debbie doesn't. She just LOVES her young Osama. 🙄

[magemaud]

Did Amy just wipe her snot on her shirt? 

[charmed1]

Mahmoud looks like an even bonier Layzie Bone. He’ll see Nicole at the crossroads.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I think I would be okay having another life partner but not being married feels more glamorous than getting hitched.

And makes giving the heave-ho much easier, take it from me. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Hey, I got sworn in as a Public Notary on Friday (called "Notary Public" in civilized states). I really, really wanted one of those little round embossers with my name and the frilly edges, and this was the only way to legally get one.

That's awesome! I was thinking of becoming a notary once, I thought it would be useful since I worked at a university and international students especially need to get documents stamped. And it would be a nice little side hustle. How cool to have your stamp and seal! I'm green with envy!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good luck, Gabe. I’m holding out hope that you two crazy kids have a successful relationship.

[Hotel Snarker]

1000 Pound Sister: “How can I be a mother to two kids?” 😭

Loren: “Two? How cute!”

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Have you checked local antique shops? They are on the shelf right above the Bakelite.

You can also get one where the other folks get one.  You could just put your name on it and say like "Library of.. or something like that.  You can go order one tomorrow!!!

[GrammyPammy]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I would be okay having another life partner but not being married feels more glamorous than getting hitched.

Yeah, I had enough “fun” in my first ill-fated marriage to last me the rest of my life.

[Trackdawg]

DAAAAAMN!

I was not kidding when I said my existence it too cray/hectic/distracted. 

Earlier, I was building a spice rack for TrackKitty while she's in Vegas on a girlz trip. I paused to put a water bottle to fill under running water before I sat down to the Gigantic GIF Generator and say "Hi".... FIFTY-EIGHT MINUTES AGO! 🤦‍♂️

Luckliy our crappy Pur water filter runs at a tiny trickle

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That's awesome! I was thinking of becoming a notary once, I thought it would be useful since I worked at a university and international students especially need to get documents stamped. And it would be a nice little side hustle. How cool to have your stamp and seal! I'm green with envy!

You still can! It's the only public office that you can actually buy.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, GrammyPammy said:

Yeah, I had enough “fun” in my first ill-fated marriage to last me the rest of my life.

you are my sister from another mister. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

You still can! It's the only public office that you can actually buy.

That’s cute.

[Gobi]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

You still can! It's the only public office that you can actually buy.

That's cute.

[Floatingbison]

11 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

Holy cow, the Track is back in town, 

The Track is back in town!

Hey you, good looking female.. come here...

 

that last part was from Jailbreak, not Boys Are in Town, i just realized.

Edited February 20, 2023 by Floatingbison

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s cute.

I meant "afford". 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s cute.

Ninja'd again!

[Hotel Snarker]

I hope things go well for Gabe.

[Trackdawg]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

You still can! It's the only public office that you can actually buy.

Yeah, I'll probably get busted yet again. Oh well

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t think Gabe needs to disclose anything. It is none of their business 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

You still can! It's the only public office that you can actually buy.

 I don't want to do ANYTHING now. Except cook and shop and read and lie around like a Victorian heroine. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

I really hope Gabe and Isabel make it, they seem to really care for each other.  

So why is Nicole going back to Egypt?  It hasn't changed in a lot of years, and things won't change there for her.  

Edited February 20, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[kacesq]

I want to root for Gabe and Isabel. Just hope he’s nice to her kids.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

 I don't want to do ANYTHING now. Except cook and shop and read and lie around like a Victorian heroine. 

You are my hero.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Trackdawg said:

DAAAAAMN!

I was not kidding when I said my existence it too cray/hectic/distracted. 

Earlier, I was building a spice rack for TrackKitty while she's in Vegas on a girlz trip. I paused to put a water bottle to fill under running water before I sat down to the Gigantic GIF Generator and say "Hi".... FIFTY-EIGHT MINUTES AGO! 🤦‍♂️

Luckliy our crappy Pur water filter runs at a tiny trickle

Watch out, or she'll be off with the nearest truck driver she can find.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

 I don't want to do ANYTHING now. Except cook and shop and read and lie around like a Victorian heroine. 

Add travel to that and you have my life too. I live like a house cat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicole dresses up for the trip like a 1950’s French school girl with bad taste.

[GrammyPammy]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I don't want to do ANYTHING now. Except cook and shop and read and lie around like a Victorian heroine. 

Retirement rocks!!!

[magemaud]

Nicole traded the Newsies cap for a jaunty beret! Ooh la la 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Watch out, or she'll be off with the nearest truck driver she can find.

Oh, is she a girl with faraway eyes? 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nicole dresses up for the trip like a 1950’s French school girl with bad taste.

Madeline!

[tvrox]

49 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Oh no, this blouse color.  It's the saddest brown I have ever seen. And to liven it up, brown accessories and brown lipstick.  

And the hat looked like a train conductor. 

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

You still can! It's the only public office that you can actually buy.

Well, that and an ambassadorship to some cushy European country.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, magemaud said:

Nicole traded the Newsies cap for a jaunty beret! Ooh la la 

I hope she accessorizes it with a sketchpad and a pack of Gitanes. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Madeline!

I never see French people wearing berets in real life.

[charmed1]

They’re already painting Isabel’s dad as this season’s required homophobe. Just like Armando’s alleged hateful dad.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Holy cow, the Track is back town, 

The Track is back in town!

Hey you, good looking female.. come here...

 

that last part was from Jailbreak, not Boys Are in Town, i just realized.

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Eddie: The busboys'll fuck anything that moves, Boy. Come to my house and the fish stop swimming!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

I AM ROARING WITH LAUGHTER. I love you guys.