90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Gobi]

Jasmine will say her visa was denied because of the nudes of her that Gino put on the internet.

[Drogo]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’d love for Violet to take Riley for a long, expensive ride.

I hope she has a friend who does DNA testing and they just forge several invoices that say the testing was inconclusive at $1000 a pop

[AR Traveler]

So all the crying and wailing is just BS because of all the couples, they're the only(?) ones together for the Tell-All?

[Tuneful]

True to form, Riley will try to make her grovel six ways from Sunday, and continue it until he breaks her, except that she won't.  

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

What meds act as male birth control?

So there are some meds that will affect sperm count.  SSRI's, meds for arthritis, meds for an enlarged prostate, anabolic steroids... I looked it up. There's more than that, but I'm just remembering those.

[Mrs. Landingham]

3 minutes ago, Drogo said:

This friend is a jackass 

She gives Mary vibes (Geoffrey’s friend). A pick-me.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Tuneful said:

True to form, Riley will try to make her grovel six ways from Sunday, and continue it until he breaks her, except that she won't.  

He has met his match and I’m here for it.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She is trash. Her and her stupid sunglasses during the phone all…screaming at Violet…trash

Oh yeah... That was her who he sicced on Violet on the first date? Definitely trash, then.

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Is Maury still on?

“Donnell Riley… you are NOT the father!”

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Get that perfume. And, I dunno, just my opinion, but that guy doesn’t deserve any benefits.

Oh, we don't presently have a sexual relationship anyways and he's long distance so we're good there.  I'm texting my local FWB tomorrow and making an appointment.  It's been exactly one year since I've had sex TOMORROW.  

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

People, use birth control when engaging in sex tourism. Many of these relationships could have been avoided with this one simple rule.

Who was that chick who lost a ton of weight …went to Jamaica and got pregnant then tried to force dude to come to the US and marry her….he married someone else and stayed there

[Drogo]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Oh, we don't presently have a sexual relationship anyways and he's long distance so we're good there.  I'm texting my local FWB tomorrow and making an appointment.  It's been exactly one year since I've had sex TOMORROW.  

I have so many things to say that I should definitely not say. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Who was that chick who lost a ton of weight …went to Jamaica and got pregnant then tried to force dude to come to the US and marry her….he married someone else and stayed there

She was a real winner, that one.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Who was that chick who lost a ton of weight …went to Jamaica and got pregnant then tried to force dude to come to the US and marry her….he married someone else and stayed there

Molly? 

[sainte-chapelle]

How dare Violet want to use her own doctor 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Who was that chick who lost a ton of weight …went to Jamaica and got pregnant then tried to force dude to come to the US and marry her….he married someone else and stayed there

Delusion at its finest!

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, Riley didn't wrap it up because he thinks his "medication" makes his swimmies not be able to swim? But he had no fear of an STD? Do I have that right? 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Who was that chick who lost a ton of weight …went to Jamaica and got pregnant then tried to force dude to come to the US and marry her….he married someone else and stayed there

brain fog. Who is that?

gross.

Used panties.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I had to look up FWB. I’m definitely elderly.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

So all the crying and wailing is just BS because of all the couples, they're the only(?) ones together for the Tell-All?

Exactly. Everyone else is back in the US with the foreigner on the remote screen. Except for Tyray (remember him?) who is not in the studio, but also on a extra wide screen 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Drogo said:

I have so many things to say that I should definitely not say. 

It'll be my dry spell anniversary tomorrow so I dunno, maybe I'll go buy myself a cupcake.

[AR Traveler]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Molly? 

Wasn't Molly the one in Georgia who brought her toy over and then (surprise) he turned into a dud?

I can't remember the other one's name but the storyline rings a bell.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

It'll be my dry spell anniversary tomorrow so I dunno, maybe I'll go buy myself a cupcake.

You do you!

[For Cereals]

Aryanna and Sherlon with baby Odin?

[Doublemint]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I had to look up FWB. I’m definitely elderly.

At least you know where to look it up!

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, Riley didn't wrap it up because he thinks his "medication" makes his swimmies not be able to swim? But he had no fear of an STD? Do I have that right? 

Right?

I had a taxi driver in Greece hit on me and we well.. made out.

He wanted to do more and I asked if he a condom. He said no but no worries - I am like are you not worried about STDs??!?!? Sheesh.

Nothing happened.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, AR Traveler said:

Wasn't Molly the one in Georgia who brought her toy over and then (surprise) he turned into a dud?

I can't remember the other one's name but the storyline rings a bell.

Ashley and the dude with the big balls?

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, Riley didn't wrap it up because he thinks his "medication" makes his swimmies not be able to swim? But he had no fear of an STD? Do I have that right? 

Staggering, isn’t it?? I really do not understand it.

[mmecorday]

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People, use birth control when engaging in sex tourism. Many of these relationships could have been avoided with this one simple rule.

Makes me think of the Saturday Night Live sketch about Bad Idea Jeans. "Normally I use protection, but then I thought: 'when am I going to make it back to Haiti?'"

 

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[Auntie Anxiety]

Amanda’s kids will be bringing Daddy along with them when they pick their mother up at the airport.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, AR Traveler said:

Wasn't Molly the one in Georgia who brought her toy over and then (surprise) he turned into a dud?

I can't remember the other one's name but the storyline rings a bell.

Aryanna and Sherlon!!!

[For Cereals]

We get an audience AND freaking Shawn…ugh

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Who was that chick who lost a ton of weight …went to Jamaica and got pregnant then tried to force dude to come to the US and marry her….he married someone else and stayed there

Wasn’t that Love in Paradise? Was her name also Amanda? 

[Gobi]

"I have to show my kids that it's okay to chase after strange dick."

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Who was that chick who lost a ton of weight …went to Jamaica and got pregnant then tried to force dude to come to the US and marry her….he married someone else and stayed there

Aryanna and the very unprepossessing Sherlon. She was such a delight. So charming, such fun! What a wonder that Sherlon let this treasure slip through his fingers. LOL I kill me. 

[Drogo]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

It'll be my dry spell anniversary tomorrow so I dunno, maybe I'll go buy myself a cupcake.

Even better if Cupcake is the name of the local FWB. Tell him to eat and hydrate prior to arrival. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Razvan, don’t look for trouble. Amanda will change her mind eve before she steps foot on the plane.

[Shelbie]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Aryanna and Sherlon with baby Odin?

She was delusional and a complete idiot. Kept making demands and he couldn’t care less.

[For Cereals]

They need a 💯 icon

[AR Traveler]

Just now, Drogo said:

Even better if Cupcake is the name of the local FWB. Tell him to eat and hydrate prior to arrival. 

Now I've got this "music" that my daughter enjoys in my head, by a "singer" named Cupcake.  Do not look up, do not YouTube, do not pass go.

[MagicEyes]

Jasmine has toned things down for the tell-all. No wax lips. What does that mean?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I found Aryanna and Sherlon extremely entertaining. Her Jersey Girl mother was the icing on the cake.

[Bees52]

Was that a romantic goodbye at the airport between Amanda and Razvan? I wasn't paying attention... too busy reading, and laughing at, the forum.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Razvan, don’t look for trouble. Amanda will change her mind eve before she steps foot on the plane.

Razvan is giving the performance of his life. Trying to remain expressionless, but a single manly tear rolls slowly down his chiseled cheek. Thinking to himself "Yes! Nailed it!" 

[Gobi]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Jasmine has toned things down for the tell-all. No wax lips. What does that mean?

Botox costs more in the US.

[magemaud]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Jasmine has toned things down for the tell-all. No wax lips. What does that mean?

No lipstick! 

[Zombness]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Jasmine has toned things down for the tell-all. No wax lips. What does that mean?

She became a decent woman once she arrived to the US???

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Razvan is giving the performance of his life. Trying to remain expressionless, but a single manly tear rolls slowly down his chiseled cheek. Thinking to himself "Yes! Nailed it!" 

Annnnnnd, CUT!

[Mrs. Landingham]

Sharp tries so hard to make these airport departures so dramatic with the sappy sad love songs but with the exception of David and Sheila, I have not given one tiny mouse dropping about them.

Was Shaun asking Meisha’s daughter if she thinks her mom and Armpit are a good match? Oh,Shaun. Do you really think it matters at all to Meisha what her kids think?

[greekmom]

Just now, Mrs. Landingham said:

Was Shaun asking Meisha’s daughter if she thinks her mom and Armpit are a good match? Oh,Shaun. Do you really think it matters at all to Meisha what her kids think?

But her kids are the most important thing in her life.  *eye roll*