90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Doublemint]

Stapler knows how to impress her girlfriend's friends - such poise, such tact.

She knows how to make a good impression.

[Zombness]

Dempsey runnnnn.  Stapler is no good for you, she is an opportunist.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

This would be so horrifying to have this idiot blathering about sex when meeting friends for the first time. 

I might have spilled wine or caught my sleeve on fire just to change the subject. 

It's inappropriate and could be construed that she's baiting the friends... I like to FUCK and available and open to it.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Zombness said:

Dempsey runnnnn.  Stapler is no good for you, she is an opportunist.

Like a lamprey.

[tvrox]

28 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I hate Jasmine's voice when she's angry. 

I hate it all the time. 

[Zombness]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Everyone is extra funny tonight. I can’t keep up because I’m too busy snorting 

Told you...we are on fire tonight!!!

[Suzywriter]

Oh, Gino and Jasmine, good, I have a few minutes to shower and put on some dinner. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

I cannot abide Gino and Jasmine. 

[torontomeridith]

4 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I just don't buy that Stapler has been with every Tina, Diane and Heather.

 

I mean, no judgement but I don't think Statler is one for learning names.

[Zombness]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Oh, Gino and Jasmine, good, I have a few minutes to shower and put on some dinner. 

Be careful....you might come back to 100 snarking comments. 

[Gobi]

"It's over! No ifs, ands, or butt plugs!"

[mmecorday]

Statler: I like going to sex parties to meet sex partners and play strip poker and have sex and go to the pharmacy to get my IBS meds and have sex with the pharmacist and then watch a sex tape and have sex with the tape and then tape myself having sex with the tape and then go to Edinburgh. 

[AR Traveler]

Just now, Zombness said:

Be careful....you might come back to 100 snarking comments. 

True.  I'm supposed to be writing a report.  I keep getting way behind in snark.

[Drogo]

Anybody hitting the toilets during this break please make sure to let us know if it’s #1 or #2

[Angry Moldovan2]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Forgot to tell you guys that my medium sized terrier was attacked by a Great Dane this past week. I thought I was watching my dog die. Luckily, no puncturing, just waving my dog around like a rag doll. I was traumatized but we’re both recovered since then.

That’s awful. Glad you and your doggie are unharmed 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

That must have been terrifying for you @Auntie Anxiety! I didn't know Great Danes could be so aggressive. 

The owner “excused” it as still being a puppy, just the size of a grown pony. But it was poorly behaved and should not have been off leash. Great Danes are usually really good dogs.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Statler: I like going to sex parties to meet sex partners and play strip poker and have sex and go to the pharmacy to get my IBS meds and have sex with the pharmacist and then watch a sex tape and have sex with the tape and then tape myself having sex with the tape and then go to Edinburgh. 

I'M GOOD AT SEX!!!!!!!!!11

[LEILANI2]

Gino just go HOME and open up a hat store.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Drogo said:

Anybody hitting the toilets during this break please make sure to let us know if it’s #1 or #2

No joke. I had to buy some Imodium today and actually thought of Stapler.

[For Cereals]

Amanda is so full of shit.

Stapler’s schtick is getting really old.  I don’t believe any of the socials she’s posted lately.  Speaking of attention whores…

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Anybody hitting the toilets during this break please make sure to let us know if it’s #1 or #2

I'm debating on a brownie in the fridge.

 

[Doublemint]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Forgot to tell you guys that my medium sized terrier was attacked by a Great Dane this past week. I thought I was watching my dog die. Luckily, no puncturing, just waving my dog around like a rag doll. I was traumatized but we’re both recovered since then.

That's surprising - great danes are usually ok with other dogs.  I'm glad you're both ok and there wasn't a bite.  Is this a neighbor's dog?  Will you meet it again on your walks?

[Drogo]

The ads lately are the worst. Can’t refresh without opening one. 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

No joke. I had to buy some Imodium today and actually thought of Stapler.

Naturally. We went on the journey with her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, AR Traveler said:

True.  I'm supposed to be writing a report.  I keep getting way behind in snark.

Priorities, people!

[Drogo]

Just now, greekmom said:

I'm debating on a brownie in the fridge.

 

Life’s short, eat the fucking brownie

Gino stop playing, you love the cuck

[mmecorday]

Gino: All these fights are really wearing on me.

Me: Same!

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I'm debating on a brownie in the fridge.

 

Does that mean #1 or #2?

[Zombness]

Gino get your ass back to the US and leave Jasmine.  She is a low life hooker.

[charmed1]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Forgot to tell you guys that my medium sized terrier was attacked by a Great Dane this past week. I thought I was watching my dog die. Luckily, no puncturing, just waving my dog around like a rag doll. I was traumatized but we’re both recovered since then.

So sorry. Hugs and scritches to your pup. This is one of my biggest fears. My dog is so puny though, most big dogs seem unsure if he’s actually a dog or some type of rodent. I hope the Great Dane is up to date on its shots.

[greekmom]

and how hopefully Jasmine was in episode 1 when she and the gal pals were hauling out the butt plugs.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Doublemint said:

That's surprising - great danes are usually ok with other dogs.  I'm glad you're both ok and there wasn't a bite.  Is this a neighbor's dog?  Will you meet it again on your walks?

We were walking on a trail. The guy had three other dogs with him. I saw his car the next day at the same place so we won’t return there if he’s there with his dogs. The guy is an asshole. Huge dump right at the start of the trail (I thought either Grreat Dane or a bear) and he didn’t pick it up.

[Shelbie]

Jasmine and Statler should have a cage match where they both scream about how much sex they have. Viewers could vote on which one is most disgusting and lying.

[Angry Moldovan2]

I actually feel a tiny bit sorry for the hat man

[greekmom]

Just now, Zombness said:

Gino get your ass back to the US and leave Jasmine.  She is a low life hooker.

I hope she squeezes out every last penny from him,

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

I actually feel a tiny bit sorry for the hat man

Not me.

[Mrs. Landingham]

I am off the charts tired of Statler and her wide-eyed hurrrr durrrr dumbassery to get a laugh. Fuck off into the sun, you soggy cornflake of a human.

[Zombness]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

I actually feel a tiny bit sorry for the hat man

You are not the only one.  He can be many things but he has been paying her apartment and her hair extensions.

[Tuneful]

11 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I love sex. Oh, and STDs, I love those, too. Have I shown you my herpes slides?"

Crapler did everything but drop trou and shake her pee pee around the bar. She's infantile.

And she's embarrassing to Americans, as in moi. 

Edited September 4, 2023 by Tuneful

[Shelbie]

Shove a butt plug in it Jasmine.

[AR Traveler]

At least she dropped the Mrs. Potato Head lips.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, greekmom said:

I hope she squeezes out every last penny from him,

Not me.

But she’s terrible, but then again he’s such a malarka 

[charmed1]

Did Jizzmen get more surgery since the last argument? Her nose looks non-existent now.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine is putting this in her telenovella audition tape.

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

I actually feel a tiny bit sorry for the hat man

Something about Gino is just very pitiable 

[greekmom]

Just now, Zombness said:

You are not the only one.  He can be many things but he has been paying her apartment and her hair extensions.

dont forget it was the hat man who released those photos and caused Jasmine to become unemployable as a teacher.

[Zombness]

Just now, greekmom said:

dont forget it was the hat man who released those photos and caused Jasmine to become unemployable as a teacher.

True!!

[Drogo]

Just now, greekmom said:

dont forget it was the hat man who released those photos and caused Jasmine to become unemployable as a teacher.

Just to rub her hotness in his ex’s face

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Did Jizzmen get more surgery since the last argument? Her nose looks non-existent now.

She’s morphing into Michael Jackson before our eyes

[Bees52]

Soo... you two are done now? Good. No next season for Gino and Jasmine! 🤞🏿

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

I actually feel a tiny bit sorry for the hat man

It's the best thing that could happen to him.  Better sooner than later.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stapler is so desperate for feeling like she’s being loved, she has to have sex. It’s her addiction.