90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Furry onesies. Okay.

[sainte-chapelle]

A few coyote’s have been hanging out around the apt building. They actually chased a few folks who have small dogs. I live in the middle of a large city but there are parklands close by and since the pandemic we have seen many coyotes and coy wolves around the property.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Maybe an ant coronation!

she got coronated, all right. 

[kacesq]

Im guessing the son has troubles of a legal nature.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

A few coyote’s have been hanging out around the apt building. They actually chased a few folks who have small dogs. I live in the middle of a large city but there are parklands close by and since the pandemic we have seen many coyotes and coy wolves around the property.

Are they at least cute?

[Eldemarge]

I'm sorry but I'm just hearing "benzos" in Kris's little interviews.  Is that mean? Is it just me?  Am I drinking too much?

[CrazyInAlabama]

6 minutes ago, Tuneful said:

Same here. Recent nice weather I sat out on the balcony, which is nominally screened/glassed. Got no-see-um bites, even though I was covered. And I got the start of the ant invasion yesterday. It happens in the spring. Armies of them, but they are not large, ugh. I bought baits as they're effective but it's a nasty couple of weeks. 

A household hint, if you get ants coming out of the kitchen sink drain, pour a bunch of white vinegar in one or both drains (I have double sinks).  However, no mixing with bleach or other substances, or you could create dangerous fumes.   

[Shelbie]

Just now, kacesq said:

Im guessing the son has troubles of a legal nature.

Plot twist. He’s the one who stole the motorcycle.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jeymi, hon, she’s just not that into you.

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Thank God she's not twerking!

I think you spoke too soon. Whatever dumb dance they were doing in their onesies.

[Suzywriter]

Five months. I wonder if TLC was instrumental in getting Jeymi to put up with that?

[charmed1]

I’m here. What’d I miss?

[CrazyInAlabama]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Im guessing the son has troubles of a legal nature.

Or Kris has legal troubles, and claims it's the son's issue not hers.   I wonder if her five month absence going back to Alabama, could be called incarceration? 

Edited May 8, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[Gobi]

No one over the age of twelve should be excited about their birthday.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm sorry but I'm just hearing "benzos" in Kris's little interviews.  Is that mean? Is it just me?  Am I drinking too much?

Her narcolepsy is the junkie nod. Who with narcolepsy would be issued a motorcycle license?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, charmed1 said:

I’m here. What’d I miss?

Hahaha. That’s cute.

[Hotel Snarker]

Wait...now her son was in trouble so she had to stay home? Excuse #353

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Are they at least cute?

One of them looked like they have mange so we called a rescue to try to catch them but so far no luck….poor thing.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Or Kris has legal troubles, and claims it's the son's issue not hers. 

Hm. Perhaps her sudden love overseas was to get out of the country. 

[Doublemint]

Why does it say Happy Birthday in English???  Yes, her son is the problem,  it's never Kris!

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Why does it say Happy Birthday in English???  Yes, her son is the problem,  it's never Kris!

It's her $50,000 motorcycle's fault! 

I still wanna see this bike. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Can’t say I would have jumped in the pool like that if I had such bad neck issues as she does…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does the cake get thrown at any point? I’m having Grangie flashbacks.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Can’t say I would have jumped in the pool like that if I had such bad neck issues as she does…

Her neck troubles were cured with powerwashing therapy.

[magemaud]

Is that cake going to be thrown? 

[kacesq]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

No one over the age of twelve should be excited about their birthday.

I may or may not take the entire week off. A coworker once called it “Operation Kacesq…a weeklong celebration…”

[Baltimore Betty]

Jenn arranged all that? Really, she does not speak the language and I doubt she knew about that pool.

[Hotel Snarker]

I’m not sticking around for the new season of B90…I’m officially done. That means I have to leave snark behind….I know!

[SunnyBeBe]

Jeymi’s expectations are too high.  Lol

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Is that cake going to be thrown? 

She doesn’t want to be swindled.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

No one over the age of twelve should be excited about their birthday.

I dread mine (this month)!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I’m not sticking around for the new season of B90…I’m officially done. That means I have to leave snark behind….I know!

why would you leave us?

[tvrox]

16 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rishi calls the Interpreter as soon as he is out the door.

His mom is already on it. 

[kacesq]

“I told you to shut the fuck up and you wouldn’t listen.” Hell no. You don’t talk to your partner like that.

Kris remains dead last in the rankings.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kris is practicing her flouncing out technique with the Tell All in sight.

Edited May 8, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Bees52]

Well... that party for two ended splendidly. 😒

[CSunshine76]

What the fuck? I thought this was the finale!!  I haven’t watched in weeks because I was so bored, came back for the finale and Tell Nothing.

[kacesq]

Shawn looks lovely in that green, Debbie otoh….Blanche DuBois vibes.

[Suzywriter]

I told you STFU and you wouldn't listen.

Did Kris think she was talking to her kids? If a partner tells me to STFU, I'm going to jail. 

[Hotel Snarker]

HOOOOOOOOOOO, PILLBILLY SHE NASTY! Telling Jeymi to shut up on her birthday?! That’s it, Kris is officially worse than Danielle. FUCK YOU KRIS.

[sainte-chapelle]

8 minutes ago, Gobi said:

No one over the age of twelve should be excited about their birthday.

My mom still goes crazy over her birthday and she is 75.to be fair her mom died when she was 12 so she was expected ( old school European) to take care of the house, cooking, cleaning, caring for younger sisters while my grandad worked. I give her balloons , cake whatever she wants. 

Edited May 8, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[greekmom]

i can't wait till Gabe schools Mackmood.

[Suzywriter]

My pillhead ex would have tantrums like that when he got his 'migraines' (jonesing).

[Eldemarge]

The Gabe mugging. I can't. 

 

Good niiiight, all!  I want cake now.  Did anyone eat the cake??

[Baltimore Betty]

So now Kris is saying it was something to do with her kids why she had to stay in the US, before Kris was saying she needed to work to earn money which she would send to Jeymi, did she even send her money? 

Kris of the Excuses runs out to avoid a fight and to get her next dose.

 

[judylo]

As usual, the Tell-All looks better than it will probably turn out to be.

[sainte-chapelle]

I like Gabe calling out Mahmoud for being controlling…he has his number. Good night all, until the  tell all!

Edited May 8, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[magemaud]

Jen got more hair streaks for the Tell All.

 

[Gobi]

That's it, I'm done!

Till next time.

 

[Suzywriter]

Pillowtalk??

What, no appallingly trashy filler show like Mister Sister or Brother Mother, or some other bizarre dysfunctional embarrassment?