90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

maybe someone from the squad will give her one.

Theirs are powdered too…

[Frozendiva]

How is Yve's outfit revealing?

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I don't know if that's a square yet! (madly taking notes for the next draft)

"What else is she/he not telling me?" also needs to be a square. 

Maybe it’ll fall under “obligatory vacation”.

[mmecorday]

Ugh! Whenever this guy talks, I find myself saying, "TALK QUICKER!"

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Eww what the fuck I can’t watch this momma boy show

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have a bigger problem with Mohamed’s wife beater than Yve’s top.

[OoogleEyes]

It looks like she's a regular at the gym

[Pepper Mostly]

God, I am going to blow a gasket if ONE MORE PERSON says "I'm not sure if this is going to work out". You went through the long, costly, grueling process of getting a FIANCE VISA! What is the fucking problem with these idiots? 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I’m adding my list:

David’s leather trench coat

Pole’s penis shield

Nicole & Azan’s make-up emporium 

Darcey’s 7th face

Dead

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

How is Yve's outfit revealing?

She displays her pretty ankles to all of the men.

[Gobi]

Going to the gym together needs to be on the bingo card (if it isn't already).

[TazDevil]

How old is Eve?

[magemaud]

Isn’t it a little late for Yve to ask if she’s allowed to wear that top? 

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Ugh! Whenever this guy talks, I find myself saying, "TALK QUICKER!"

[Frozendiva]

Nope, a kid not happening won't bother him once he gets his Green Card and finds a younger wife.

[Hotel Snarker]

She just needs one egg. Or she can tote another.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

God, I am going to blow a gasket if ONE MORE PERSON says "I'm not sure if this is going to work out". You went through the long, costly, grueling process of getting a FIANCE VISA! What is the fucking problem with these idiots? 

I know two real life couples who said that right before the wedding. Over 10 years later they are both in loveless marriages….good times

[emergency ring]

im going to need him to speak in 2x speed

[Frozendiva]

The kid can choose his or her own religion when he/she turns 18.

[charmed1]

Lil’ Mo sounds like a woman just coming out from under anesthesia.

[Bees52]

Ahh... Yve got with Mohammed because she likes his genes. That's got to be the attraction.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yve looks a little flabbier than I thought she would.

Yeah, you beat me to it.   She's pouchy.    Yves - give it up, baby day's are in your past.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Isn’t Yve old enough to have considered all of these questions prior to getting serious with Mohamed?

[Hotel Snarker]

I need more Theran! That kid is the cutest!

[Frozendiva]

Yve was raised with too much freedom? So her 'religion' involves dating and alcohol? Egads.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

She displays her pretty ankles to all of the men.

But can they see her garters, not for free and gratis? 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Going to the gym together needs to be on the bingo card (if it isn't already).

You know, I don't think it is! (Scribbling more notes)

[OneGuy]

These couples with massive value/cultural differences that cannot be resolved, by definition, are beyond my understanding.

[greekmom]

Comeon Yve, you know you are just a place holder for Mo.

[Eldemarge]

Oh Jeez, lady.  You are almost 50. Enough with "our child" bullshit.

[goofygirl]

7 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I've never gone. It's on my bucket list to go. I see it as Niagara Falls (Canada side) blown up x1000.

It's not all THAT!

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

How old is Eve?

49

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Ahh... Yve got with Mohammed because she likes his genes what’s in his  jeansThat's got to be the attraction.

FTFY

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

But can they see her garters, not for free and gratis? 

An inch or two and then she knows when to say when

[Trackdawg]

24 minutes ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

ari doesnt carry a bag? 

23 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

She is one.

[greekmom]

Jibjab and Mimosa's storyline of him getting cold feet is absolutely silly.

We all know the truth

[Hotel Snarker]

I love it that they are fighting over an imaginary child.

[Frozendiva]

Jibby's parents haven't talked to him about if he is bi or whatever and if Miona knows/cares? That he wants to marry a girl?

[OneGuy]

Jibri wears head coverings with the frequency of Shaeeha.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jabroni is coming in from a very tiring day, doing nothing.

[charmed1]

Jibri’s grandma looks exactly like my 3rd grade teacher. I loved that lady so much. 

[OoogleEyes]

Oooh. Allclad. They know their cooking utensils 

[sainte-chapelle]

Those burgers look burnt to hell

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Jibri's mother acts like Miona is the wicked witch of the west or Lady Macbeth or Lucrezia Borgia or something. She seems to be a moderately basic girl but she's not a monster. Jibri's mother is a piece of work. "Calm, calm" she intones. 

[mmecorday]

Notice no one asked Miona and Jibri to bring a dish to share.

[Frozendiva]

Getting married when you have no job or anything is a bit rough.

[Adeejay]

So let me see if I understand this.  Yves went to Egypt four times to visit Mohamed.  I wonder what they discussed that they are only now having the "religion and kids" conversation.

[Bees52]

Yet another uncomfortable meal with SDCB and family. The grandmother even said, "No knives on the table."

[magemaud]

Jibri wears that white turtleneck a lot. Is he covering hickies? 

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, Jibri's mother acts like Miona is the wicked witch of the west or Lady Macbeth or Lucrezia Borgia or something. She seems to be a moderately basic girl but she's not a monster. Jibri's mother is a piece of work. "Calm, calm" she intones. 

She's a therapist who's too into being a therapist.

[Hotel Snarker]

I’m a pacifist but Mahala makes me wanna punch her in the head.