90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

Just now, charmed1 said:

I think Jibri has greatly overestimated Daveed’s affection for him.

Daveed thought the baptism was a marriage ceremony.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Wait....  WHAT? SDCB and his friend got baptized in Serbian church  together? And it involved HAIR?!!

 

 

Reminding myself to be respectful of other cultural customs, no matter how strange they sound....

Same.

Sounds more like they imprinted on each other like some Twilight shit…no one thought that was weird?  They made the baby grow fast but still!  All kinds of wrong.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe it was really a homoerotic ritual?

Maybe they got the idea for a prank from Bilal. He's so funny that way.

[Hotel Snarker]

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She can't take care of a baby if she's chained to the bed. Or the stove. Silly.

Something tells me his divorce was a result of him being a dickhead to his wife who always had to take care of the kids. So it would be round two of that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bini makes me stabby.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Wasn't he already baptized in the US as an infant/child?   Makes no sense.

Shades of Elizabeth and Andreeeeei. 

[kacesq]

Of course the Derrico mob is going to record a song. Mug some more for the camera. Kids! Daddy doesn’t want to get a real job...

Boring Ballless Bini...go away.

[OneGuy]

Bini can't even manage passive-aggressive.  He's passive-passive.

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

"I feel like Vanessa regrets marrying me" says Colt, who has morphed into an even fuglier version of Fugly Colt.    Yeah, she probably regrets marrying you.

We all regret Colty’s beard. 

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I hate hearing them say how but sore they are over being disrespected on all the shows.  They’ve done nothing in their short lives worthy.

They don't know the difference between respect and being in charge. 

[Mr. Miner]

Say goodbye to your hapless limp dick brother. 🖕🏻

[charmed1]

I feel bad for Avi. He won’t get to grow up with his aunties and big cousins. 

[Gobi]

Where's Bini-me?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bini is crying about packing up his testicles and being allowed to visit them only occasionally if Areola gives him permission.

[Suzywriter]

This show keeps me from dating anyone. 

[greekmom]

5 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Wait....  WHAT? SDCB and his friend got baptized in Serbian church  together? And it involved HAIR?!!

 

 

Reminding myself to be respectful of other cultural customs, no matter how strange they sound....

In the Eastern Orthodox religion when you get baptized they do take a snippet of your hair.

But I have never heard or seen them mix the hair with the godparent or baptize 2 people at the same time.

PS I am a godmother for my cousin in the Greek Orthodox church

[My Girls]

I know who got all the testosterone in that family, 

[Pepper Mostly]

Bini and fam bore me to tears. 

[Mr. Miner]

They could star in a spin-off called People I couldn’t Care Less About.

[kacesq]

Bini and Ari are totally going to use the older kid for future storylines...

what “work” does Bini need to focus on?

[Hotel Snarker]

All of the women in Bini's life are bitches.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

They could star in a spin-off called People I couldn’t Care Less About.

Just going to say this. Couldn’t give a shit about Bini and Areola.

[OoogleEyes]

Uh oh. Here we go. Bibi's going to looks for his son. Wait until Ariola finds out about this

[CrazyInAlabama]

I find it interesting that the sisters that were so upset last night, and Wish 'baptize' Ari with a big glass of red water, are all sitting there talking together. 

[Floatingbison]

8 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

"I feel like Vanessa regrets marrying me" says Colt, who has morphed into an even fuglier version of Fugly Colt.    Yeah, she probably regrets marrying you.

Coltee's entire appearance is  babe-repellant.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Home security door to door? He’s the guy that you see on your Ring doorbell cam. Yikes.

Edited May 9, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

I know who got all the testosterone in that family, 

And who bought it.

[hookedontv]

He said “tick up” instead of “uptick.” Just saying. 

[OneGuy]

Ahh, the carefree segment intro music for Patrick.  Now I have the perspective I need for this.

Edited May 9, 2022 by OneGuy

[Hotel Snarker]

Patrick gives major douche vibes. I hope I’m wrong.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Home security door to door? He’s the guy that you sing on your Ring doorbell cam. Yikes.

You sing to them?

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Uh oh. Here we go. Bibi's going to look for his son. Wait until Ariola finds out about this

 

[mmecorday]

Thais sounds a lot like Jasmine.

[Suzywriter]

Ari shouldn't let the sisters near her child. Never let your kid spend time with people who don't respect their parents.  I learned that the hard way. 

Also, I am glad to learn how to pronounce "Thais".

[GrammyPammy]

Well, color me shocked that these steroid bros aren’t driving a gigantic truck with the wheels jacked up and the muffler removed!

[Gobi]

Looks like Thighs will be this season's Jasmine.

[Eldemarge]

Sales bro wants us to think that door-to-door security alarm sales pays 1k a day.  30k a month.  TOTALLY.  TOTALLY TRUE, BRO.

[hookedontv]

WTF with all this location sharing and everything? These people are nuts. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Bini and Ari are totally going to use the older kid for future storylines...

what “work” does Bini need to focus on?

Music career. 

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Ari shouldn't let the sisters near her child. Never let your kid spend time with people who don't respect their parents.  I learned that the hard way. 

Also, I am glad to learn how to pronounce "Thais".

 

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Patrick gives major douche vibes. I hope I’m wrong.

I don't think you're going to be wrong!

[Pepper Mostly]

Ooooh, Thais is an Espicey Fiery Latina! Who could have seen THAT coming? 

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Bini and Ari are totally going to use the older kid for future storylines...

what “work” does Bini need to focus on?

Hey, those butts aren't going to bongo themselves!

[Hotel Snarker]

Door to door alarm salesman?! What fucking year is this?

1,000 dollars a day? No way he makes that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Patrick plans to buy Thais an electric toothbrush instead of a bouquet of flowers when he meets her at the airport.

[Straycat80]

Patrick and his brother are boring. 

[Suzywriter]

Bar patrons? 

They are interviewing bar patrons? 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Ooooh, Thais is an Espicey Fiery Latina! Who could have seen THAT coming? 

The Muy Espicy Latina is a major Sharp trope.

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Door to door alarm salesman?! What fucking year is this?

1,000 dollars a day? No way he makes that.

I betcha it's a front for what he's REALLY selling.

[greekmom]

Muttonchops is drunk all the time.

Am I wrong?

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Looks like Thighs will be this season's Jasmine.

Or maybe Larissa.