90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

New singing group: Josie Alina and the WiFi Pussycats.

[renatae]

Hi, everyone! Hope you all had a good Christmas! We had ham - not so soporific, lol.

[Pepper Mostly]

I love Alina's bedazzled mask. 

And Alina, honey, the best possible outcome for you would be if there was no chemistry between you and Caleb the Poser.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Toodleoo said:

Why are the Sister Wives and Douche Dude still a thing?

Because TLC is still sending them checks.  It ought to be called "ex wives hanging on".

[TazDevil]

Caleb is just so smarmy 🤢🤮

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

As a more-than-50-year-old with ripped skinny jeans, get the ones with more stretch so you can take full steps without walking pigeon-toed, and wear stylish **structured sandals** with support and a strap around the back, NOT flipflops that show your ashy old bulging heels and fallen arches.  The good brands make gorgeous sandals with shiny buckles and decorations that hide the fact that you need something SOLID when you're playing cougar.

Yeah this actually sounds much more sane!

[Suzywriter]

don't split your douche pants squatting to hug Alina. 

[mmecorday]

"I think you look great, but you're smaller than I thought."

That's what SHE said.

[Pepper Mostly]

Alina's face is so pretty and her skin is radiant. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I love Alina's bedazzled mask. 

And Alina, honey, the best possible outcome for you would be if there was no chemistry between you and Caleb the Poser.

Of all the couples, these two seem the most fake.  

[Hotel Snarker]

“You’re smaller than I thought.” I’m sorry but that’s not something you say. Absolutely not. Fucking jerk.

[OneGuy]

I'm feeling anticipatory grief for Alina.

[kacesq]

Caleb is such an ass.

[Frozendiva]

Caleb, you are already walking away.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Boston said:

I'm in and out.  Have to meet up with Dad in the morning (he's staying at my brother's house in Hollis, NH).  Christmas was a bust.  I'm not boostered and the kids are playing hockey, at friends houses.  Dad tested negative after flying her (from MD).  This show.. just what i need right now.

Drive safely. The ice on the road keeps melting and refreezing.

[Toodleoo]

I really don’t understand how someone as self-made and self-reliant as Alina got involved with this granola goob.

[Gobi]

I wonder if Caleb will be surfing with her WiFi tonight?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

I'm feeling anticipatory grief for Alina.

Same. Caleb is going to be a shit to her, for sure. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Kick him in the dick, Alina.

[Eldemarge]

He isn't looking at her.

[kacesq]

Oh Alina....you are too good for this douche.

[Straycat80]

Did Alina mislead him about her size? I missed earlier stuff about these two. What does he see in her? He seems freaked out. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Of all the couples, these two seem the most fake.  

Thats what I think. I think they are doing this for TLC money and media exposure.

[Frozendiva]

Alina, you can take the high road and hope you get your kiss after Caleb washes up and brushes his teeth.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Mike. Ximena is going to eat him for lunch. He’s like a lamb going to slaughter.

[Toodleoo]

OH MY THE CHEMISTRY IS SO GOOD YASSSS HUNTY STARE OUT THAT WINDOW WITH DESIRE

 

wtf, TLC.

[Suzywriter]

He is positively panicking.

What did they do with Elijah?

[greekmom]

Damn it Mike. Go to San Diego comic con (or Fan Expo in Canada). Find a nice girl there to settle down.

[kacesq]

All these young in’s with the heavily filtered photos...I just can’t. 

[Pepper Mostly]

You'd think if they were so close and had known each other for so long they'd have plenty to talk about, but they're acting like they're on a blind date. 

[Bees52]

Hi everyone! Hope you're all in a festive mood!

Got here a little late was fixing a plate of Christmas dinner leftovers. Made it just in time to see the Alina and Caleb meet.

[Andi27]

I can't imagine letting a camera crew in my house without throwing away half of the things I own, let alone failing to vacuum the carpet.

[Doublemint]

Cowlib is in shock in addition to being an ass.

[Hotel Snarker]

I already want Elijah to kick Caleb’s ass.

[kacesq]

Oof all the clutter in that kitchen.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike would be better off with that Asian anime woman in Idaho(?). They could bond over Samurai Legos.

[charmed1]

Caleb is lucky Alina is nice. She could’ve reacted like douche kabob, Aaron Rodgers who throws a hissy fit when anyone comments on his height.

 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Poor Mike. Ximena is going to eat him for lunch. He’s like a lamb going to slaughter.

So what is the age gap with THIS one? Looks like 45 year-old man, 25 year-old girl. :p

Guys, I promise you that women your age are not scary crones that live deep in the forest.   Although, I think that is my future and I'm okay with that.

[OoogleEyes]

That's quite the comb over, Pops

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

I'm feeling anticipatory grief for Alina.

God, I want to hug Alina & tell her that who she is & her disability is NOTHING she has to apologize for or worry that she's "too much."

She's incredible & deserves someone who will literally celebrate & worship her.

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oof all the clutter in that kitchen.

Just like watching Hoarders, it makes me want to throw things out!

[Doublemint]

I feel so sorry for this guy, Mike.   I hope he turns out to be a jerk, so I don't feel so bad.

[OneGuy]

The day is not here yet, Mike.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike would be better off with that Asian anime woman in Idaho(?). They could bond over Samurai Legos.

She’s like Deavan…has Yellow Fever. 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Did Alina mislead him about her size? I missed earlier stuff about these two. What does he see in her? He seems freaked out. 

It’s some sort of fetish thing

[Suzywriter]

I am curious about whether Alina told him that her legs and feet are unusual. He said he was under the impression that she was a little person, but not that she had serious mobility issues. 

[Frozendiva]

I thought Mike was in his 50s and not 34.

[TazDevil]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

So what is the age gap with THIS one? Looks like 45 year-old man, 25 year-old girl. :p

Guys, I promise you that women your age are not scary crones that live deep in the forest.   Although, I think that is my future and I'm okay with that.

He's 34 but def looks older than that.

[Hotel Snarker]

Grandpa Mike is telling truths and needs to spit that wisdom to all the 90D’ers!

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Kick him in the dick, Alina.

She can headbutt him there.