90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

I love (and by love I mean I want to tear my fucking hair out)when someone says "its for the rest of my life" or "this is FOREVER", like divorce doesn't exist. This is 2021, not 1821. Jesus. My blood pressure. 

[greekmom]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

No @Angry Moldovan this evening?

Hopefully she's still not under the weather

[sainte-chapelle]

Hannah is going to be quite the fashionista….she always looks so well kept and her outfits are so cute

[Trackdawg]

5 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Evilin’s hair looks terrible. It looks just like a longer version of Areola’s mom’s hair. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So which one of his daughters attaches herself to Kenny’s leg while he tries to walk down the aisle?

[Gobi]

In lieu of flowers, the flower girl will walk behind Kenny spreading sand to dry the floor of his tears.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ah yes, El Kenny and Armando. This is what we came here for.

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I love (and by love I mean I want to tear my fucking hair out)when someone says "its for the rest of my life" or "this is FOREVER", like divorce doesn't exist. This is 2021, not 1821. Jesus. My blood pressure. 

Well, for the Mormons, isn't it forever?

Shit...suddenly I'm sympathizing with Evelin. I need a drink...

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It pains me to do this: 

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ring-around-rosie/

Well then, maybe it's a recipe for quarantine soup made from ingredients on hand...roses and posies from the yard, ashes for seasoning...and everyone falls down from the nausea.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love (and by love I mean I want to tear my fucking hair out)when someone says "its for the rest of my life" or "this is FOREVER", like divorce doesn't exist. This is 2021, not 1821. Jesus. My blood pressure. 

People romanticize it. It's a tough, long haul. 50% of marriages fail. Marriage is a manmade construct.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So which one of his daughters attaches herself to Kenny’s leg while he tries to walk down the aisle?

All of them, Katie. 

Seriously, those daughters actually swallowing their bile to toast to Kenny and Armando's happiness was hilarious. "I don't want to do it, you do it" "No, you do it, you're a better actress". 

[Hotel Snarker]

Look at Cooper in his little suit and tie. ❤️ He's so cute!

[Suzywriter]

Just now, ExMathMajor said:

Well, for the Mormons, isn't it forever?

Shit...suddenly I'm sympathizing with Evelin. I need a drink...

For SteVen, until he reinstalls Twitch.

[Twopper]

5 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Right, I had to switch over to CBS to watch Gaga when they’re on.

Had no idea tony bennett was still alive

[Eldemarge]

This looks super pretty and I would now like to get married in Mexico.  Maybe when I early retired to Baja, I'll meet an expat widower with a boat and he'll be crazy about me and I'll get a sweet tan and only wear long dresses.  Definitely happening.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kenny, it would have been okay to go up a size.

 

[Frozendiva]

Hannah's dress is gorgeous.

[greekmom]

Now this is a decent wedding 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

All of them, Katie. 

Seriously, those daughters actually swallowing their bile to toast to Kenny and Armando's happiness was hilarious. "I don't want to do it, you do it" "No, you do it, you're a better actress". 

I envision them sleeping in vinyl Barbie cases.

[OneGuy]

Every breath Kenny takes is profound.

[Hotel Snarker]

Father Armando looking good!

[Trackdawg]

22 minutes ago, Gobi said:

He makes up for it by being one.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said:

Well, for the Mormons, isn't it forever?

Mormons get divorced. 

[Gobi]

"We had to crawl fifty miles, uphill, through snow and Jerry machine gun fire to get to this wedding."

Edited November 29, 2021 by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

Had no idea tony bennett was still alive

Neither does he. Alzheimer’s.

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So which one of his daughters attaches herself to Kenny’s leg while he tries to walk down the aisle?

Last rites. Dead. Arms across chest.  Requiem Mass. Buried. Joined the choir invisible.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kenny, it would have been okay to go up a size.

 

That chinstrap beard is trying hard to cut a chin out of that subtle hammock of a jawline.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Jesus, now the bawling begins in earnest. 

[Trackdawg]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Ah yes, El Kenny and Armando. This is what we came here for.

[greekmom]

Hopefully Kenny learns some freaking Spanish!

[sainte-chapelle]

I have something in my eye

[tvrox]

This is a beautiful wedding. And his daughter is so cute. 

[ExMathMajor]

Oh Hannah! My withered ovaries aren't as withered as I thought!

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Father Armando looking good!

I was smiling at him, then remembered he couldn't see me, and he's married for real.

[charmed1]

Snooze. I’m switching over to 48 Hours on ID.

[Hotel Snarker]

I'M FUCKING CRYING YOU GUYS! 😭

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Armando break out with a case of stress acne?

[Bees52]

Lovely wedding, but, we're drowning, drowning, in all those tears! 😭😭

[FrancescaFiore]

I don't know about you guys, but seeing Armando Sr. wipe a tear is when the waterworks started at my house. 

[Floatingbison]

All the crying was leading up to . . . . more crying.

[Frozendiva]

Armando's dad showed up and is happy for his son. He may show love in a different, more macho way, but it is there. He will always be there for Armando.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

Oh Hannah! My withered ovaries aren't as withered as I thought!

Grangie, is that you?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"We had to crawl fifty miles, uphill, through snow.and Jerry machine gun fire to get to this wedding."

Right? Dial it back Kenny. You didn't really "struggle". You had to deal with a few bureaucratic speed bumps. I've had worse dealing with my internet provider, and so have you. Lighten the hell up. 

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

Last rites. Dead. Arms across chest.  Requiem Mass. Buried. Joined the choir invisible.

SCREAMING

[mmecorday]

Yay! Beautiful wedding!

[rideashire]

Imagine that, Father Armando didn't explode at the sight of them kissing. I was expecting smoke from the ears the way they were going on about it.

[FrancescaFiore]

I'm starting to suspect that Ari is in Africa solely for the accessories. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I never knew I could feel such joy for a reality TV couple. Wishing the best for Kenny and Armando.

[sainte-chapelle]

“ why won’t you stand by my side?” Ari…”because I am a bitter selfish cunt who makes everything about me”

[magemaud]

Just now, mmecorday said:

 

Yay! Beautiful wedding!

 

All that was missing was the sunset 

[greekmom]

Damn. I feel so bad for Jazz. Weight gain is so hard