90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Hotel Snarker]

Stephanie’s one boob is looking like a squashed melon.

[Pepper Mostly]

What, Ed is shocked, SHOCKED that Steph was a stripper? Oh for crying out loud. 

He had to flee the room because the very thought gave him a woody.

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

ED thinks Jesse is arrogant? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I honestly think they're both off-the-charts insecure.

[Frozendiva]

Don't think Ed is ready for any sort of commitment or marriage. Jesse's relationship seems superficial and a show.

[charmed1]

Yeah get the fuck on Tim. With your shiny little Rod Roddy suit.

Debbie was a P.I.? All the more reason for a buddy detective spin-off show with Dinyell.

Edited May 31, 2022 by charmed1

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Stephanie’s one boob is looking like a squashed melon.

That's her head.

[Hotel Snarker]

Mama Debbie. P.I.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

I honestly think they're both off-the-charts insecure.

Ed for sure is an infinite abyss of need. 

[Gobi]

"I Love a Mama's Boy." Executive producer: Sophocles.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Stephanie’s one boob is looking like a squashed melon.

That reminds me! I need to make an appointment for a mammogram. Thanks.

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Yeah get the fuck on Tim. With your Rod Roddy suit.

Debbie was a P.I.? All the more reason for a buddy detective spin-off show with Dinyell.

And Rebecca.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Mama Debbie. P.I.

I smell a crossover with Love After Lockup! She could team up with Yolanda! Hilarity would ensue! Imagine the wacky hijinks!

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Debbie was a P.I.? All the more reason for a buddy detective spin-off show with Dinyell.

The Keystone P.I.s

[Hotel Snarker]

What is it with this show and their obsession with PIs? Like, seriously. I do not get it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Missy mistakenly thought that she was going to the club.

[kacesq]

Missy looks ridiculous. Those boots are horrible.

What are Tania’s goals? Explain, please.

[My Girls]

I love this show.  It makes me feel soooo much better about how I dress my 55 year old body.

[Hotel Snarker]

Missy is walking like a chicken.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear god what is with the outfits on this crew? Jesus, MY EYES!

[Bees52]

Hmm... Missy must really hate how her neck looks because there's no need for that scarf otherwise...

[sagittarius sue]

Gawd, that free spirit stuff.  You mean free-loader.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Syngin’s Goals: 

* Knock back a few beers before noon

*Eat tiramisu

*Become an opera singer LALALALAAA

[Gobi]

Sipgin has goals! Opera singer, astronaut, formula 5 race car driver!

[Pepper Mostly]

Sinjin: I'm a free spirit! I'm a whimsical elf! 

Pepper Mostly: You are an alcoholic, puffy fuckboy. You are not special. 

[charmed1]

The last time I saw Missy, it was TanJin’s first season when they moved into her shed. She looks a lot less…meth-ish.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I smell a crossover with Love After Lockup! She could team up with Yolanda! Hilarity would ensue! Imagine the wacky hijinks!

I picture her looking hot as hell, full 70s attire, photographing cheating husbands! Get em Deb!

[Frozendiva]

Syngin has a California girl?

[Gobi]

You can't handle the truth!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Syngin was going on an audition to become a movie star. He needed the money!

[Pepper Mostly]

Twist! He was going to meet Liz! Ed will break up with her again, live on stage!

[MagicEyes]

Synjin seems to not realize that this is the tell-all, and he can choose not to tell, but other people will. No secrets here, dude!

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

The last time I saw Missy, it was TanJin’s first season when they moved into her shed. She looks a lot less…meth-ish.

I think Jack Daniels was her main drug then.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Syngin has a California girl?

Don’t you wish they all could be California girls. 🎶🎶

[Bees52]

Syngin looking a little singed on that hot seat right now....

[Auntie Anxiety]

I find Syngin, even in a drunken stupor, more credible than Tania.

[My Girls]

Syngin's gonna be the ex that just keeps on taking.  I actually feel bad for Tania.  In a way.

[Pepper Mostly]

Dude, YOU'RE the one who couldn't resist putting the story out there on Instagram. Don't try to make it Tania's fault for looking at it. 

[charmed1]

“Wow. Is anybody else just sitting here like ‘wow’?” -Shaun in every Tell Nothing 

[Hotel Snarker]

Didn’t it come out that Syngin was an aggressive, abusive alcoholic? Why’s he still on TV?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Didn’t it come out that Syngin was an aggressive, abusive alcoholic? Why’s he still on TV?

He was probably let go after the Tell All.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ooooh, Sinjin's "date" (Sharp productions intern's cousin). 

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh, this conversation about children is gonna piss Tania off.

[Auntie Anxiety]

If he fucking told you that he didn’t want kids from the jump, then why was it ever an issue?

[Mr. Miner]

The bitch that sells her farts needs to STFU!

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Didn’t it come out that Syngin was an aggressive, abusive alcoholic? Why’s he still on TV?

The Tell-All was filmed before the latest criminal news, but there was proof long before.

[Hotel Snarker]

Wow. That was such a lovely clip for Tania to see.

[Pepper Mostly]

And we all saw him say "I don't want kids" on video! What the fuck?

And Tania. Honey. Hopefully you'll have moved on with your life and Sinjin's potential impending fatherhood will not matter to you one tiny bit. 

[OneGuy]

"You can have it all.  You deserve it."  Blech.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stephanie from the cheap seats: Go Tania. Girl Power! <sigh>

[Gobi]

"There was no spark. No spark. So, it's back to old sparky."

[OneGuy]

These people hang onto every single "relationship" they've ever had, whether married, dating, spin-the-bottle in junior high, whatever.