Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

I’m sure it will be the best 30 seconds of her life, Stan.

[OoogleEyes]

Damn, I would like MuskratStan for his Mustang alone. 

No, MS, you are a controller 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lisa has what my old Yiddish speaking mother used to refer to as The Goldena Knishe.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I know. I’m jealous too. Such romance.

Its almost as good as the pickle costume. I'm swept away by all this passion.

[kacesq]

Lisa sounds like a catch.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Lord....he’s wig shopping...obviously he knows this stuff.

Obviously he does NOT 

[LucyEth]

Did he say her mother was a murderer?

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, he made his first million by the time he was forty. And now he's like one hundred and only has two million? Hmmm.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lisa’s father is a murderer. I already said she’d kill Stan if she knew she was in his will.

[goofygirl]

Stan: " Lisa's from a family of criminals"

Lisa: "Bail him out and I love my family"

Stan: "Yeah, that's tough."

Lisa: "Huh?"

Stan: "OK"

[candall]

Last week, she told him she looked like her brother.

I am intrigued.

I'd love to see a big bruiser with a face tattoo and a mohawk come stomping out.

 

"Hai."

[shantown]

This show is a TRIP, y'all.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, he made his first million by the time he was forty. And now he's like one hundred and only has two million? Hmmm.

Really. The stock market has been going up and up for years now. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, shantown said:

This show is a TRIP, y'all.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Stan: " Lisa's from a family of criminals"

Lisa: "Bail him out and I love my family"

Stan: "Yeah, that's tough."

Lisa: "Huh?"

Stan: "OK"

Here we go 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, shantown said:

This show is a TRIP, y'all.

It has to be the lowest level of reality tv hell.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Stan: " Lisa's from a family of criminals"

Lisa: "Bail him out and I love my family"

Stan: "Yeah, that's tough."

Lisa: "Huh?"

Stan: "OK"

Stan should have said that his phone is breaking up and he couldn’t hear her. Comes in handy in many situations. A friend told me so.

Edited June 26, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

So, are we sticking around for the next hour?

[candall]

1 minute ago, shantown said:

This show is a TRIP, y'all.

IT'S THE BEST!!

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So, are we sticking around for the next hour?

It's only an extra 10 minutes, then there's a repeat.

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Last week, she told him she looked like her brother.

I am intrigued.

I'd love to see a big bruiser with a face tattoo and a mohawk come stomping out.

 

"Hai."

I’m really hoping for some type of switcharoo in which the bailed out brother comes to live with him, slaps on one of those wigs,  and Stan thinks it’s his girlfriend. I will also allow the “brother” is the inmate’s actual boyfriend.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, shantown said:

This show is a TRIP, y'all.

TOTALLY!!  That's why we're so glad this new crop of dipsydoodles are here.  Plus, the added bonus of freakheads doing dumb stuff OVER and OVER.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chane is smarter than Lacey. Damning with faint praise.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

It's only an extra 10 minutes, then there's a repeat.

Oh, OK. I'm in then. 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chane is smarter than Lacey. Damning with faint praise.

Hahahaha, its like saying a tree stump is smarter than a manhole cover. 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, are we sticking around for the next hour?

I am in to the bitter end 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hahahaha, its like saying a tree stump is smarter than a manhole cover. 

☠️ 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That hair choice on Chane, seriously . . . COuldn't Lacey lend him some My Pretty Pony hair? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Well of course the baby looks like Chane. She hasn't had any fillers or botox yet so she can't look like Lacey.

[OoogleEyes]

Wait, I do not like these two. 

Why WHYYYYY

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Well of course the baby looks like Chane. She hasn't had any fillers or botox yet so she can't look like Lacey.

She could be Lacey’s doppelgänger and no one would know.

[LucyEth]

Good night everyone, see some of you Sunday!

 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

We've had 6 love after lockup babies. That makes me sad. Seriously..

[Pepper Mostly]

Jessica and Maurice reproduced? Lord. 

[Gobi]

The time flew by. Not like time in prison, or so I've heard.

Till next time, nho wha amh sayn?

Edited June 26, 2021 by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

Heading back to Harry Bosch now. Great snark as usual. Stay cool this weekend and rest up for Sunday’s live chat. Stay strong, stay safe and live your best lives.

[goofygirl]

So, NATURALLY... You guys are hilarious!!!  Honestly.  I need these bellylaughs~~

All y'all!  Have a great weekend!! The moon is full! Called the "Strawberry Moon"....  Happy Cancer People!!! Yak again on Sunday!!

Edited June 26, 2021 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night peeps! Glad to be back in the bosom of my LAL fam!

[candall]

I guess Lacy and Chane's reservoir of witty repartee ran dry and the producers had to resort to Q & A.

And speaking of resorts, hmm, no WeTv in Cabo.

 

See you next Friday, snark frens.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

We've had 6 love after lockup babies. That makes me sad. Seriously..

You have Lacey and Shane, however many kids Mauricio and what’s her name has...who else?

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

You have Lacey and Shane, however many kids Mauricio and what’s her name has...who else?

Devil Dick and Cabbage Patch

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Jessica and Maurice and Brittney and Marcelino.  Heck, I think Brittney is going for the clown car uterus award.  She'll keep going and going and . . . . 

[goofygirl]

That damn Cabo! WHAT A DUMP!

[OoogleEyes]

It's going to be hot this weekend in the 'Burgh. Bad snowy weekends, bad hot as hell weekends. Always happy to have a snark haven with yinz

[goofygirl]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Jessica and Maurice and Brittney and Marcelino.  Heck, I think Brittney is going for the clown car uterus award.  She'll keep going and going and . . . . 

She's gotta compete with Karen Derrico!  Catch up Brit! WTF???

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Quote

Britney panics when Ray's release takes a turn; Nicolle's secret complicates Daonte's expectations.

Full disclosure, I read this as Briney panics when Ray's release takes a turn and thought Courtney is with Josh, not Ray.  Because if they were going to call someone Briney it had to be our pickle costume clad ex-CO.

Possibility that Daonte is having sex with anyone other than Nicolle Jr.?  Anyone betting on a number higher than 0%? Anyone?

Please let us meet bald headed Lisa. Please show  That's all I ask.  

Original air date 2021.07.02

[Gobi]

51 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Full disclosure, I read this as Briney panics when Ray's release takes a turn and thought Courtney is with Josh, not Ray.  Because if they were going to call someone Briney it had to be our pickle costume clad ex-CO.

Possibility that Daonte is having sex with anyone other than Nicolle Jr.?  Anyone betting on a number higher than 0%? Anyone?

Please let us meet bald headed Lisa. Please show  That's all I ask.  

Original air date 2021.07.02

Nicolle’s secret? Could it be:

She’s pregnant?

She’s gay?

She’s a man?

She’s married?

All of the above?

[goofygirl]

This is a new episode isn't it??

[Gobi]

Someone is asleep at the wheel.

[OoogleEyes]

I hope that this wig lady isn't Stan's regular connection, because this is really bad advertising 

[goofygirl]

Itsa holiday weekend for everybody!  Can't we just snark HERE?

I'll just go ahead,  Old Rachel is a NUTJOB!  Are we in agreement?? And her poor hubby is even worse off.

Edited July 3, 2021 by goofygirl