Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Puppy is wasted. 

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

If that's not your life anymore, why did you go back to your old drug dealer boyfriend.  Aren't all these people supposed to stay away from fraternizing with ex felons.

WORD 

[goofygirl]

I always thought Amber's house was really cute and I just this minute noticed the AirBnB lockbox on the front door.  NOW I get it!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

9 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Terrier mix..... she's from Cabo, and we think she may be a possible cartel leader.

As we learned from Best in Show, God loves a terrier!

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The producers hate Stan, zeroing in on his bald head.

It's like they've read my mind. 

[Elizzikra]

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Off topic, but I wanted to announce that tomorrow Mrs. FB and I are going to pick up our Mexican rescue dog from the airport.  Very excited!

Congratulations all around! What is her name?

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Amber’s house is cute.

I think so too! And look at her scrubbing those kitchen counters with her rubber gloves on. 

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I always thought Amber's house was really cute and I just this minute noticed the AirBnB lockbox on the front door.  NOW I get it!!

Do you suppose that making an appearance on this show increases or decreases the rental potential?

Edited October 16, 2021 by Elizzikra

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Thos are cool CVS clearance sale sunglasses, Stan.

He has to cut corners somewhere. Those straitjackets aren’t cheap.

[OoogleEyes]

I'm glad that Amber has her shit together enough to recognize Sammy for what he is. Stay strong!

[Empress1]

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Oh Stan... You poor old geezer....  You will NEVER EVER GET THAT WITH LISA!!!!

And Lisa, puleez get that weave worked on, will you??  Instead of trying to trap old Stan the man...

Her extensions are KILLING ME. She’d be better off with a wig, even those cheap ones she had.

[kacesq]

Puppy’s eyelashes...Good Lord do these women really think it’s a good look?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

He has to cut corners somewhere. Those straitjackets aren’t cheap.

I mean, come on. Stan probably spends more on lube than you and I spend on groceries. 

[LEILANI2]

This story line is stupid.

[kacesq]

Shane’s a hard looking 23.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

Congratulations all around! What is her name?

I think so too! And look at her scrubbing those kitchen counters with her rubber gloves on. 

Greta.  

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I'm glad that Amber has her shit together enough to recognize Sammy for what he is. Stay strong!

I really like Amber. She’s the one who said “I’m gonna get out and live the straight life,” and she actually did it.

[JenE4]

Just when I was starting to feel empathy for Stan losing his wife, he nearly runs a stop sign to text with a catfish while driving. If it’s not Lisa, for sure he’ll lose all his money in an internet love scam. Come on! You can see this person has ZERO (0) “friends.”

[Elizzikra]

Ok - does anyone know anyone in real life who has ever actually had a lie detector test? Anyone? 

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Greta.  

That's adorable. Any photos?

Edited October 16, 2021 by Elizzikra

[LEILANI2]

I like sunflowers but not on my steering wheel and as a seat belt holster.

[Floatingbison]

Oh shit, is chain vaping on the bingo scorecard?

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

As we learned from Best in Show, God loves a terrier!

It's like they've read my mind. 

Oh I just rewatched that not too long ago. One of my absolute favorites!

Pinenuts, walnuts, pistachio nuts, LAL nuts...

Edited October 16, 2021 by OoogleEyes
I'm all inclusive

[LEILANI2]

I hope it turns out Shane has been getting it on with another man.

[kacesq]

Look at Lacey petting those abysmal strands of hair.

[Gobi]

Does the polygraph mean that they're in a poly relationship?

Edited October 16, 2021 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

Lacey, you ran into the bathroom and called Chon the instant Chane looked at you cross eyed. I'd maybe cool it on flapping your over inflated lips about "whores". 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is so stupid. A polygraph? Yes, Chane, you ARE an idiot. 

[Maybeitsme]

Lacey READ it online??? I think not!! I doubt she can even read

[Empress1]

Okay, I am enjoying Puppy on her “girl, let him go” tip.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Shane’s a hard looking 23.

Living with Lacey ages a person.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Amber is done with Sammy and leaves to be in the arms of Puppy once again.

She'll be back in Puppy's paws once again!  They'll curl up at the foot of the bed while gnawing on a rawhide chew. 

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Ok - does anyone know anyone in real life who has ever actually had a lie detector test? Anyone? 

That's adorable. Any photos?

My clients have polygraph tests a lot from the police...they usually fail them.

Edited October 16, 2021 by Floatingbison

[LEILANI2]

She wants to know if  SHON is SHEETING.

Edited October 16, 2021 by LEILANI2

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Oh I just rewatched that not too long ago. One of my absolute favorites!

Pinenuts, walnuts, pistachio nuts..

 I loved the hotel check in with several clocks from different cities, all in the same time zone.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Ok - does anyone know anyone in real life who has ever actually had a lie detector test? Anyone? 

Actually..... I took one as part of a hiring process for a bank job working in the vault!  I got the job and this was in 1974.  Seriously.

[OoogleEyes]

I'm sure this guy is getting his rocks off just listening to these stupid questions that she wants answers to. 

"Or a man!" 🤣🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

The polygraph operator doesn't know where to look.

[Empress1]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Lacey, you ran into the bathroom and called Chon the instant Chane looked at you cross eyed. I'd maybe cool it on flapping your over inflated lips about "whores". 

She also kissed Chon while married to Chane and slept with Chon while she was married to whoever she was married, calling her kid’s paternity into question. She has no leg to stand on.

Edited October 16, 2021 by Empress1

[Elizzikra]

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Lacey READ it online??? I think not!! I doubt she can even read

I can't blame her. I don't think that she can see past her inflated lips.

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Actually..... I took one as part of a hiring process for a bank job working in the vault!  I got the job and this was in 1974.  Seriously.

Oh - cool! I've never met someone who actually has taken one.

Edited October 16, 2021 by Elizzikra

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Look at Lacey petting those abysmal strands of hair.

It's her My Pretty Pony hair from when she was a child. It's seen a lot. 

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I hope it turns out Shane has been getting it on with another man.

I am 99% certain Chane will be the first male prisoner we learn was having some prison sex, and I'm not talking in a broom closet impregnating Andrea. 

[WaltersHair]

I recently learned through some job searching that there is a government clearance called Yankee White. It involves taking more than one polygraph.

[Empress1]

This is so fucking fake.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Oh shit, is chain vaping on the bingo scorecard?

We already need to work on Bingo card number 2. So far, I have: 

1. Dental issues

2. Vaping

[goofygirl]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Does the polygraph mean that they're in a poly relationship?

Isn't that what Daonte is contemplating?

[Gobi]

Anyone else notice that on LAL the commercial says "Welcome to my vagina", and on 90DF it says "Welcome to my domain"?

[Floatingbison]

Welcome to my vagina .   . . . 

everyone take a drink!

[candall]

Was that a NEW vagina commercial?  Where's my bingo card?

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

She wants to know if  SHON is SHEETING.

 Is that what the kids are calling it now?

[Floatingbison]

John thinks:  WWCBD?

 

What would Clyde Barrow do?

Edited October 16, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Auntie Anxiety]

John should just call the shaman and have him put up a protective shield around the wedding or some such thing.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Terra is a drug addict says the man who is never seen without his vape pen. 

[Maybeitsme]

The wedding store??? What fresh hell is this?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is “unloyal” anything like “disloyal?”