Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

"That thing we used to do in the basement." A euphemism, I'm guessing.

[candall]

Stan's deep pink turkey wattle neck is turning me on.

[Pepper Mostly]

God, this sexytime talk is giving me nausea.

[LucyEth]

I am going to need 500,000.00  for a complete makeover before I see you again.  Send it tomorrow Hugh

[Nuccganggang]

is anyone else’s audio skipping? i missed last week! hi y’all!

did this guy skin pepe lepew’s ass and stick it over his bald spot? 🧐

[WaltersHair]

I think about 3/4 of his hair is toupee, so no hair grabbing during the love fest.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, you can see why he loves her. So charming! 

[LucyEth]

OMG, he is leaving 25% of his money.  What an ass!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, candall said:

I watched the whole thing again yesterday--don't judge me--and I think the sperm deal is that they paid extra to, er, cherrypick the best of CHANE'S spermatozoams.

 

 

That doctor saw two idiots willing to pay extra for nothing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan, what the fuck? Do NOT leave her anything in your will. She is going to kill you.

[Pepper Mostly]

He looks to the side when he's talking about his net worth. In some circles that would be considered a tell that he's lying.

But of course we all know he's lying.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Has this show gotten raunchier? (Trick question.)

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Muskrat Stan will not disappoint this season.  He is in lurrrrvvvve.  

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

I think about 3/4 of his hair is toupee, so no hair grabbing during the love fest.

Walter's Hair would know!

[Nuccganggang]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, dude, you have a cat. What more do you want? 

a pussy

[Gobi]

I'm thinking that D'aonte gets to tend the rabbits.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Stan, what the fuck? Do NOT leave her anything in your will. She is going to kill you.

Oh, yeah, she's cold as ice. Face like a fist. She'll bludgeon him in his sleep. Or get her real boyfriend, a big beefy guy named Rock or Shiv or Tiny to do it for her. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte, good luck to you. You’ll need it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Nuccganggang said:

a pussy

DEAD

[Gobi]

" I'm putting all these chips in a basket. " Just don't count your chips before they hatch.

[Nuccganggang]

SHAWN WITH A DRINK TO THE FACE YAAASSSSSS

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll be watching Life After Lockup, but you’ll have to twist my arm.

[Nuccganggang]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Muskrat Stan will not disappoint this season.  He is in lurrrrvvvve.  

muskrat 🤣 

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Walter's Hair would know!

YES. My name is for Walter White and Walter Skinner, so you know.... Dude is totally gluing it on.

[OoogleEyes]

Life After Lockup! The gift that keeps on giving 

[Nuccganggang]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Life After Lockup! The gift that keeps on giving 

like lacy’s herpes

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

YES. My name is for Walter White and Walter Skinner, so you know.... Dude is totally gluing it on.

I was today years old when I found out that Skinner's first name was Walter 

[candall]

Daonte:  "You can't tell what they're really like 'til they're out."

 

I'm making cartoon woooogah eyes.  That's the most perceptive statement ever uttered during four seasons of this train wreck.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The pickle costume really brings out Courtney's eyes.  That's all I've got. 

[OoogleEyes]

So, Pepper Mostly, are you now officially retired??

[Nuccganggang]

courtney/power washer/pickle

[Gobi]

Josh is going to be in a real pickle.

[Pepper Mostly]

She's lying on the ground behind a Jersey barrier,  dressed as a pickle. 

And I thought I knew what true romance was. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’s some interesting neck art right there.

[candall]

Well, I guess she knows her inmate.

 

I had him pegged as more of a crotchless panty man.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I think we all agree that Courtney is special, just not in the way Josh means. 

[OoogleEyes]

This guy is a meth addict

[Nuccganggang]

“as soon as i saw courtney, i was frozen. you know, like medusa”

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's lying on the ground behind a Jersey barrier,  dressed as a pickle. 

And I thought I knew what true romance was. 

I thought she was waiting to get handcuffed.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

So, Pepper Mostly, are you now officially retired??

Wednesday, June 30 is my last day! 

And my work peeps had a big party for me on Gathertown, I was totally surprised and cried. I'm going to miss my MIT buddies!

My boss gave me these beautiful flowers! 

[kacesq]

Good evening my friends!! Late to the show but happy to be here with my little pickles!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

My feed broke up.  How long did say was the longest amount of time Doug has been out of prison?

[Pepper Mostly]

This girl is in for a world of hurt with Mr. Rage here. 

[LucyEth]

Congrats Pepper Mostly!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Doug certainly sounds like a really great guy. 

[kacesq]

Wow she looks like her mom....I leave it to you all to decide if that’s good or not...

[JenE4]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

My feed broke up.  How long did say was the longest amount of time Doug has been out of prison?

40 days!!! This does not bode well.

[Gobi]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

My feed broke up.  How long did say was the longest amount of time Doug has been out of prison?

40 days.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

My feed broke up.  How long did say was the longest amount of time Doug has been out of prison?

40 whole days.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

40 whole days.

That many?