humbleopinion January 24, 2021 Share January 24, 2021 (edited) The two final weddings conclude, and all five couples meet the new families they've just married into. While some pairs feel destined for success, awkwardness abounds for others--especially when one groom has a shocking reaction to his new bride. Edited January 24, 2021 by humbleopinion 1 Link to comment
LennieBriscoe January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 (edited) Mes amis! Somehow I missed last week! I'll have to catch it after tonight episode! 7 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said: Mes amis! Somehow I missed last week! I'll have to catch it after tonight's episode! Oh, I hope Chris will love Paige! Edited January 28, 2021 by LennieBriscoe 1 Link to comment
Crashcourse January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 Paige looks nice and the dress fits her well. Since she's an accountant, Chris is probably scared that she might look into his books. 2 15 4 Link to comment
Popular Post Straycat80 January 28, 2021 Popular Post Share January 28, 2021 Dumb Chris is sure making a great first impression by bringing up his ex-fiancée three times in a two minute conversation. 3 23 Link to comment
Popular Post VioletNevermind January 28, 2021 Popular Post Share January 28, 2021 (edited) Paige, on behalf of all viewers, I’d like to apologize for the hell you’re about to endure with this joker. Why does MAFS continue to do this to the nice people? Of course it’s early in the season, but she seems like such a genuine, gentle person. She doesn’t deserve this. Edited January 28, 2021 by Suzy Rhapsody 43 Link to comment
Kiss my mutt January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 Ugh Chris, talking about his ex fiancée? Red flag coming through 1 18 Link to comment
Popular Post gonecrackers January 28, 2021 Popular Post Share January 28, 2021 I'm so uncomfortable watching this... fuck this show for choosing Chris. 1 1 33 Link to comment
LennieBriscoe January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 (edited) That's sheer nerves talking. Chris is acting like he's on a date. Can't say much except "That's dope" and " my ex." No, Chris; you ARE a dope. And you're bucking to be made an "ex." Also, I didn't care for the minister's emphasis on worldly goods, though. Kind of jarring. Edited January 28, 2021 by LennieBriscoe 19 Link to comment
gonecrackers January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said: That's sheer nerves talking. Chris is acting like he's on a date. Too bad it's a marriage. He wouldn't have gotten a second date (hopefully). 17 Link to comment
Kiss my mutt January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 So it must be the last guy who has a shocking reaction. Link to comment
gonecrackers January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 If Haley writes people off that easily she shouldn't have been chosen either. 3 1 16 Link to comment
LennieBriscoe January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 (edited) Sorry, but the shaved-sides 'do is a gigantic DON'T! Eating before walking down the aisle? Brush your teeth! Ugh to tonight's show. Edited January 28, 2021 by LennieBriscoe 1 13 Link to comment
gonecrackers January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 Haley & Jacob are going to be another train wreck. 1 14 Link to comment
Crashcourse January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Kiss my mutt said: So it must be the last guy who has a shocking reaction. Which would be too bad because he's not much of a looker himself. Haley's not drop dead gorgeous, but I think she's nice-looking and seems nice. I agree about separate bathrooms, if possible! lol 9 Link to comment
VioletNevermind January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 Wow, does someone need to check Jacob’s pulse to make sure he’s still “with us?” Also, I have never seen a wedding party eating full meals from takeout containers after they’re dressed and ready. Now they’re messy and douchey. 2 20 Link to comment
Mindthinkr January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 The whiskey breath and the dirty teeth couple are getting married. I was so gobsmacked at the last couple and Chris that I couldn’t get any words out. 6 7 Link to comment
LennieBriscoe January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 Can't see Haley being thrilled with this match. 17 Link to comment
Straycat80 January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 I kinda like Haley’s dress but I wish she would pin back that hank of hair hanging in her face. Is the dog going up the aisle too? I’ve always wondered how many dogs have decided to take a dump half way up the aisle. 8 1 Link to comment
Popular Post VioletNevermind January 28, 2021 Popular Post Share January 28, 2021 A big nose is top of his list of what he’s looking for in a spouse? Wow. As long as his priorities are in order. 25 Link to comment
Crashcourse January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 What's with this big nose crap? What does he want to do with her nose? 😨 Jacob is coming off as creepy. 3 8 Link to comment
LennieBriscoe January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 At the altar, JAKE has the gall to look less than pleased! 1 7 Link to comment
CSunshine76 January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 Jacob sure doesn’t look happy first sight of Haley. Which is insane, because she’s way out of his league, looks wise! 20 Link to comment
VioletNevermind January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 (edited) All I can hear in my mind when I look at Jacob is “It rubs the lotion on its skin.” Yikes. He was not ready for this at all. Also, what is all of this 80s shit? He’s what, 38? Give me a break. He talks like he was breakdancing in parachute pants on a street corner when he was 16. I’m 44 and I came of age in the 90s, not the 80s. Edited January 28, 2021 by Suzy Rhapsody 5 15 Link to comment
gonecrackers January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 Jacob & Haley are so freakin' awkward together already. 19 Link to comment
cardigirl January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 Most awkward wedding ever between Jacob and Haley. 14 Link to comment
Straycat80 January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 Awkward. Keep drinking Haley, maybe Jacob will start looking better. 1 6 2 Link to comment
VioletNevermind January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 Haley looks like she wants to skydive out of that plate glass window. Poor girl. 14 3 Link to comment
gonecrackers January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 Jacob is way too low key for Haley. I'm expecting her to check his pulse... 8 6 Link to comment
Popular Post Crashcourse January 28, 2021 Popular Post Share January 28, 2021 Just now, gonecrackers said: Jacob is way too low key for Haley. I'm expecting her to check his pulse... And his cholesterol level. 😬 24 1 Link to comment
LennieBriscoe January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 Haley is really trying. Jake acts like he's never even been on a date. Where is the curiosity?! 15 Link to comment
Mindthinkr January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 I wonder if the experts think that Haley is going to bring Jake out of his shell. 1 3 3 Link to comment
Madding crowd January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 At least Henry was good looking. Why did they march Haley with someone 10 years older than her? And who wants to marry someone who is so rigid they can’t eat anything but steak and eggs? Poor Haley. 18 Link to comment
Crashcourse January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, hoosiermom said: He reminds me of Henry At least Henry was better-looking though, and seemed nice in spite of the awkwardness. Jacob just creeps me out. 19 Link to comment
Myrtle Urkele January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 (edited) 6 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said: Haley is really trying. Jake acts like he's never even been on a date. Where is the curiosity?! When she spoke about getting certified in skydiving (!), His response was so low-key and energetic. I can't tell if he's intimidated by her or if he's just not happy about the situation. Edited January 28, 2021 by Myrtle Urkele 4 Link to comment
Crashcourse January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 Keep drinking Haley. We'll get you through this! 7 1 Link to comment
humbleopinion January 28, 2021 Author Share January 28, 2021 46 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said: Mes amis! Somehow I missed last week! I'll have to catch it after tonight episode! To borrow from Louis CK you will be doing a bang bang. 2 Link to comment
Empress1 January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 (edited) I wore a similar style of dress as Hayley's wedding dress (halter, open back, kind of a trumpet fitted shape) to my junior prom (I loved that dress). I keep thinking that when I see her. Jacob is a really boring dude. Hayley is going to do all the heavy lifting here. Watching Jacob and his friends sit around in silence was so awkward - you can tell they don't normally have real conversations, because that "what are you worried about?" question was 100% producer-driven. Chris's "what he wants you to know" was literally all about money and materialism, yet he doesn't want anybody who just wants him for his money. He gets on my nerves. Quote At least Henry was better-looking though, and seemed nice in spite of the awkwardness. Jacob just creeps me out. Yes - Henry was one of those guys who is reserved until you get to know him. He had very close friendships (his phone was blowing up on his birthday, one of his friends credits him with helping her through the loss of his sister, he and Woody became friends) ... he's awkward but there's some there there, and I think he's less awkward once he gets to know people. There doesn't seem to be any there there with Jacob. And he's not cute. Edited January 28, 2021 by Empress1 21 Link to comment
VioletNevermind January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 Watching Jacob and Haley dance (well, “dance”) makes my teeth ache. 8 1 Link to comment
Mindthinkr January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said: Watching Jacob and Haley dance (well, “dance”) makes my teeth ache. Is that what’s causing it 😂 5 Link to comment
LennieBriscoe January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 (edited) Actually, Jacob has a low-key "Henry" sense of humor, too! "I'm a Libra" "Which bridesmaid has the knife?" That he is attracted to Haley is a positive! Haley completely cut him off when he was describing his place. Well, don't say Jake didn't try to warn you, sister! Edited January 28, 2021 by LennieBriscoe 1 8 Link to comment
Empress1 January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 Hayley's face when Jacob said "I mostly just eat steak and eggs" was priceless. 3 4 Link to comment
Straycat80 January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 These last two couples are so horribly matched. This show is now only for drama and shock value. 12 Link to comment
Mindthinkr January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 Wedding Dinner Talk MAFS Edition. “Are you a virgin” “Are you on contraception” 4 12 Link to comment
Popular Post VioletNevermind January 28, 2021 Popular Post Share January 28, 2021 (edited) Discussing masturbation during the wedding is definitely a first. I am dying! This guy is such a joke. That’s when I would have gotten my purse and left. Someone needs to tell Chris that the more a man talks about it, the worse he is at it. Edited January 28, 2021 by Suzy Rhapsody 3 3 24 Link to comment
Popular Post gonecrackers January 28, 2021 Popular Post Share January 28, 2021 Actual wedding picture of Chris... 47 6 Link to comment
LennieBriscoe January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 Why is it that those who talk the most about God also talk the most about sex?! 5 4 5 Link to comment
Empress1 January 28, 2021 Share January 28, 2021 13 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said: Watching Jacob and Haley dance (well, “dance”) makes my teeth ache. They look like middle schoolers at their first dance. 2 6 Link to comment
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