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S12.E03: Nice to Marry You

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13 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Watching Jacob and Haley dance (well, “dance”) makes my teeth ache. 

They look like middle schoolers at their first dance.

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I almost expected Chris and Paige to consummate the marriage right there on the bridal table. At least they’re honest with each right off the bat. 

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2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Discussing masturbation during the wedding is definitely a first.  I am dying!  This guy is such a joke. 

Which one was discussing masturbation?  Somehow I missed that.

Edit:  I should have known it was Chris.  He really thinks he's hot.  His daddy looks like a balloon.

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1 minute ago, Crashcourse said:

Which one was discussing masturbation?  Somehow I missed that.

Chris, that 'charmer'... among other things. 🙄

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7 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Wedding Dinner Talk MAFS Edition. “Are you a virgin” 

“Are you on contraception” 

 

Don’t forget the masturbation talk! Chris is a winner, all around!

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At this point I think Brianna and Vincent are the only couple well suited. The best...not so much to zero chance in hell. 

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3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

At this point I think Brianna and Vincent are the only couple well suited. The best...not so much to zero chance in hell. 

I think Pilot Erik and Virginia look like they really like each other, also!

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Paige was with Chris's dad right up until he mentioned Chris III and lil' Crystal. She lives her life prayerfully and she was good with him praying for Chris to find a wife ... and then here comes the talk of children and her eyes dropped. Just a second but you could see it.

Glad there was no cake-shoving. I am vetoing that from the get. Professional makeup jobs are very expensive.

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Chris was questioning Paige like she was going to be his brood mare.  I wish my niece could have met him because she would have drop-kicked him in the nuts and left him on the floor during the first date.   She don't take NO shit.  lol

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53 minutes ago, MyTwoCents said:

I’m sorry but it must be noted, Jacob is the fugliest guy ever on MAFS 😢

He’s Popeye ugly. 
What waste of a tux, it looks wonky and ill fitted on him.

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Just now, gonecrackers said:

Superficial note, but I don't think Haley's dress flatters her at. all.

It looks like it's just a little too tight.

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53 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I’ve always wondered how many dogs have decided to take a dump half way up the aisle

As a proud dog mom, I’ll tell you that unless the dog has been kept without bathroom break for extremely long time, they would never take a “dump down the isle.” The brides and grooms are more likely to throw up down the isle if you’re looking for something of the sort. Dogs are super deliberate about poop and take a long time to find just the perfect place and face the perfect direction. 

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7 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

I think Pilot Erik and Virginia look like they really like each other, also!

Right now. But I think she still wants to go out and party and he’s ready to stay home with quiet nights and dinner like his friend said. 

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4 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

Superficial note, but I don't think Haley's dress flatters her at. all.

It just looks...boring.

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3 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Poor Virginia looks rode hard and put up wet, bless her heart.   

Or as my husband puts it “from 26 straight to 46”

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Just now, gonecrackers said:

She's very pretty & is pulling it off well.

She has kind of a Sally Fields look about her. 

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5 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Poor Virginia looks rode hard and put up wet, bless her heart.   

That's how Virginia Party Animal rolls! I hope she can get Erik to go with her, because if he just puts his slippers on and tells her to go have a good time, that "good time" is eventually going to have a name.

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4 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:
1 hour ago, MyTwoCents said:

I’m sorry but it must be noted, Jacob is the fugliest guy ever on MAFS 😢

He’s Popeye ugly. 
What waste of a tux, it looks wonky and ill fitted on him.

So does his face 😆

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2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Poor Virginia looks rode hard and put up wet, bless her heart.   

I cannot get over how bad her makeup is. I really can't. It's not even staying put - now, a few hours and however many drinks later, she looks like she has two black eyes. 

She is kind of hard-looking. I think her lifestyle shows on her - binge drinking will age you.

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2 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

LOVE Virginia's purple-tressed Mom!

Erik...your purpled tressed MIL is what your wild child wife will look like in 30 years just add blotchy boozer’s skin, dull eyes and thick waist from an enlarged liver from decades of filtering booze...

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Chris is going through a lot of shovels, digging deeper and deeper.......

No, Chris, you won't see Paige on the pole. Sorry!

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I’m wondering just how long Chris intends to play this out. Consummate just because he can. Then he will be out more, rage when he is at home kind of guy. How long before he has a side piece? 

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3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

... I hate Chris so much, y'all.

I want to beat that ass so bad....  

SO bad....

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