Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[tearsandhysteria]

Lacey jr. Well, he has a type. And he'll sleep with people at work so you're in luck. 

Edited March 13, 2021 by tearsandhysteria

[Floatingbison]

He's wearing his best gold chainz.

[Gobi]

Chon's date is high as eff.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Sumer rain wasn’t that a name of a douche 

That’s the next baby, Summers Eve

[WaltersHair]

Damn show made me feel sorry for Chon.

[Maybeitsme]

Julie is Lacey 2.0

[kacesq]

Hey Andrea...feel free to move the fuck out of Watts. You’ve done nothing but bitch about it.

[tearsandhysteria]

Can we all agree that we're all terrified to go to our mailboxes? 

[Keywestclubkid]

I could get run over .. this woman is beyond clueless 

[LucyEth]

Well that was a fun party

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Chon’s date has the same annoying voice affectations as Lacey does. “Tank you” delivered in as nasal a voice as possible 

Hahahaha, I said "Thenk yo" all nasally, out loud. It sounds so terrible, I can't believe its a thing.

[kacesq]

That’s awesome, Andrea. “You don’t know what these kids go thru.” You moved them there for a dick. You put your kids in this apparently intolerable situation.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Summer Rayne?!  Why am I not surprised...”Comin to the stage...”

She's up next at the Bada Bing

[For Cereals]

So much fear...so much so you set up a lemonade stand...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Everyone has his or her own problems. This is bullshit. I’d tell Andrea to take her fear and shove it.

[Gobi]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I could get run over .. this woman is beyond clueless 

She could get run over by an elk!

[Pepper Mostly]

"Well, now that we have the screaming match out of the way, lets all enjoy the Birthday party for ME ME ME"

And now Queen Andrea is ALLOWING her friend to hug her? God, I'd throw her out a window.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I adore Tennyson and his sister, whatever her name is. 

[WaltersHair]

Tennyson side eye is all

[kacesq]

Andrea really enjoys being the center of attention. And hey WE? I don’t need the inevitable spinoff Andrea is pitching here. 

[Floatingbison]

Take this fear and shove it, 

I ain't snarkin' here no more

 

I saw Johnny Paycheck in a bar years ago.  He was hammered drunk, but it was a good show.  He was sort of scary.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I adore Tennyson and his sister, whatever her name is. 

Dickenson?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, tearsandhysteria said:

Can we all agree that we're all terrified to go to our mailboxes? 

DEAD

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I adore Tennyson and his sister, whatever her name is. 

Nyla. Her mom probably thought it was cute NY and LA together as a name! I think Britney Spears had a restaurant named that once, too.

also, family Andrea? You all invited the Mormons. Next time, don’t. 

[Keywestclubkid]

She’s your air? Laws baby Jesus 

[LucyEth]

Andrea is really intolerable.  Who the hell does she think she is, the woman was apologizing and she acts holier than thou!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Dickenson?

Lady of Shallot.

[LucyEth]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I adore Tennyson and his sister, whatever her name is. 

Nala I think

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hahahaha, I said "Thenk yo" all nasally, out loud. It sounds so terrible, I can't believe its a thing.

I did, too. Maybe I should lay off the cigarettes and bourbon 

[For Cereals]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I did, too. Maybe I should lay off the cigarettes and bourbon 

Let’s not get crazy...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy went back to the SPCA.

[renatae]

Woe is me! Late to the snarkathon!

My wishes for tonight - Destinie gets the destiny she deserves and someone locks her butt up for continuing her felonious behavior. Shawn buys a clue and learns to be a decent father.

Shavel takes classes in clothing design and learns what not to wear. She stops having her poor daughter call the latest shady dude "dad."

Sara stops trying to fake out everyone about her devilish obsession with eggplant and realizes it was stupid to let her nice guy go so she could get it on with Murgh. Murgh gets certain body parts stuck in plumbing fixtures. Or possibly, they meet face to face with a vegetable peeler.

Mrs. Mormon of the Year gets a good comeuppance via her friends and stops deluding herself about her own importance and entitlement to break about every commandment written - including lying to your kids about some type of immaculate conception.

Brittany, inspired by her man's conversation, chucks it all and drags mama to Antarctica, feeling that she will not be triggered by penguins and the lack of booze for the final cure.

Puppy. What witty analogies have not already been drawn? Congrats, snarkers! 1but she's really crossed the line! Floating in a pool? What degeneracy!

 

 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I brought you some coffee. With a slug of bourbon in it"

[candall]

Wow, that is a really transparent bid for a spin-off!  In the first place, there's no such thing as a "family mission."  Those are called "vacations."

 

And also, I would probably watch Andrea and the fams boot scoot around in Ghana.  : )

[Pepper Mostly]

OH MY GOD PUPPY'S EYEBROWS. 

[OoogleEyes]

I would feel sorry for the Pupster if it wasn't for those fake eyelashes and eyebrows 

Edited March 13, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[LucyEth]

How old is this guy?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I love to hear these proclamations of love because it’s like stuff right out of a romance novel. Who says this?

[WaltersHair]

Did Billy Bob Thornton just join the show?

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OH MY GOD PUPPY'S EYEBROWS. 

They were really bad weren’t they? I kept looking at the screen wondering if I was seeing what I was seeing.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, poor dim bulb Sammy. Amber will have you for lunch. 

[Floatingbison]

Prison issue beanie. . . check.

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She could get run over by an elk!

Okay,  now "Grandma Got Over by a Reindeer" is now going through my head 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

How old is this guy?

About 70, by the looks of it. Prison ages a person. He's probably 35.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy can find another friend at the dog park. 

[Floatingbison]

I don't think I've ever seen a phone with that many cracks in it.

[faraway]

Such truth out of Puppy- I’m impressed. 

[kacesq]

Is Kristiana getting even bigger?

[LEILANI2]

This guy is probably under 30 but looks 60 from the drugs.

[LucyEth]

The first thing Puppy should do is tell people to stop calling her Puppy.  Use your real name and get out and meet someone else.  Chon is available.